regarding the title....the only thing weird about this situation is if you havent hit it yet! :lmfao:
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regarding the title....the only thing weird about this situation is if you havent hit it yet! :lmfao:
so im bein serious, all assholeness aside......did you beat ya meat before you went and didn't wanna fuck...or pussy dont appeal to you?
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Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
lol, im 19, not 25, and she was the one who said that she had school the next morning. tell you what, dont beleive me?? mapquest davenport rd and creek drive in duluth. and i wasnt the one who actually rung the bell, it was my buddy that lives down her culdesac now, so you guys call bs all you want
never finished, you want to ride by there and see yourself if im bsing?? i gotta swing by work in a bit to drop off something and then if you want to go, then ill take you to the pond.
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Originally Posted by b18hatch
so you just a compulsive liar, lying about ya name and ya age, how we know you aint lyin bout this
and you know gah damn well, im not about to mapquest shit, fuck i look like?
Brett?
fuck ouuttaaa hheaaa
So if we drove over there and knocked on the door and asked her "Hi, I was just wondering were there some guys over a few days ago fishing and you got drunk and rubbed your ass on him. He posted the story online and I just wanna make sure its true." She'd admit to it? As my boy B16 would say..... "Fuk outta heeeaaaaaaaaa!"Quote:
Originally Posted by b18hatch
You go back and get some pics with her and post them shits up.
Scenario:
Civic Si Pull Up, dat 64 leanin pull up, Escalade pull up
some pimps get out teh car
walk up to the door
" ay broad, you offered up some free sex to some lame mark ass bitch who wanted to fish on yo stupid deck"
lady: " fuck no"
the boys: " well okay, what you got to eat, cause after we run this train we gon be hungry"
lady: "i can make you omletes and waffles"
*ricky slaps her*: bitch i want pancakes too
lady: okay
i see it alreadyQuote:
Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
www.maps.google.com
they even got SATELLITE mode!!!
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Originally Posted by b18hatch
haha im just messing with you man.....wondering why your not over there right now!!! :D
dont recall saying i was 25 but ok....yes, i lied about my name but that way to the guy who opened her door who was prolly either husband or BF. so ok....yes, im lying....lol, whatever you want to think manQuote:
Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
I dont feel like reading through all this b.s. Someone give me a summery please
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Originally Posted by never_finished
cause i been busy cleaning up the casa all day and if the girl finds out, my ass is moving back to braselton
You can do it. All night long
Basically dude ran away from some free hot older woman pussy. :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by DieselNuts
guy wanst to go fishing on this bitches deckQuote:
Originally Posted by DieselNuts
bitch comes out half naked
bitch ofers guy pussy
guy declines, says he'll be back 2morrow to bake cookies and watch soap operas like some bitches
guy comes back, a real man answers the door
guy is bummed about situation
but this is how it would have went there if real G's were there
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Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
I read the first part when it first happened. I know that he was suppose to go back......I take it he didnt...
went fishing on hot older ladys, dockQuote:
Originally Posted by JustinSane110™
She was tired and had to go to school the next day at 7
left and came back the next day
some guy opened door(possibly husband/BF)
i leave and everyone calls bs
** FELLAS SEE Baby J**
FELLAS: WHAT YOU DOIN HERE NIGGA??
BABYJ: NOTHING, I'm done! While yall was bumping the thread I was bumpin DEEEZ NUTZ!!!
you can get up on teh train too J
How you gonna sneak over ahead of everybody, damn over eager bastard wtf man? :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by BABY J
Older women are the best. I have been with one for almost five years now, since I was 19 and she was 39. She doesn't have any children, was married once when she was in her twenties and we enjoy each other tremendously. At first when I met her I thought she was much younger, she thought I was much older and before we realized our age difference we had connected. We figured we owed it to ourselves to give it a shot even with the age difference. Baby J can vouch for the fact that her looks do not give away her age. Not at all.
you can subtract the www :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BABY J
Where's the house again?
^^^ LIRL @ snatch map!! :lmfao: :lmfao:
I'd say she's a MILF, but she's not a mom. She's just an ILF. LMAO!!!!! Ya dun good son, ya dun good." :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by 99SI
Not eager, just experienced... I'm like PJETTA(:jerkit: )!!! I PUTZ ITS DOWNZ SONZ!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by JustinSane110™
SNATCH MAP thats funny, not as funny as B16's scenario though hahaha
BITCH MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES!!
BLUEBERRY TOO HOEQuote:
Originally Posted by thinkfast®
NA-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
BWAHAHA, WE CERTIFIED ASSHOLES
That is the funniest shit I have read/heard/seen all day long!!!!! Thanks a lot, I needed that :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
ricky: gimme a juicebox too ho!!
OLD HAG BITCH: do you know who you talkin to?
ricky: yea I'm talkin to the juicebox ho
OLD HAG BITCH: your crazy
ricky: no I'm not. I'm just thirsty
OLD HAG BITCH: go to hell!!
ricky: no you go!! and when your down there, get me a JUICEBOX!! HO
haha Capri Sun FTW
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Originally Posted by thinkfast®
BWAHAHAH movie Kickin and mutha fuckin Scream for tha gah damn win
Capri Sun?? WTF?? Nah homey, imma tell her to give me the rest of her man's beers that he couldn't grab when I kicked his ass out like Jazz on Fresh Prince. Straight launched that fool.Quote:
Originally Posted by thinkfast®
everybody wave by to the juicebox ho
: points at brett: your not wavin, wave gah damnitt, and why isn't your shirt tucked it, have some pride, matter of fact, give me a lap *blows whistle*
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Originally Posted by thinkfast®
as dave chapelle would say
" i want some purple drink"
Not grape... PURPLE!!!
what you mean, thats what i putQuote:
Originally Posted by BABY J
Ass!! LOL! EDIT FTW!!