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  1. 06-20-2006, 01:09 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    dont stress that shit man, i was 19 with a 39 year old. moms flipped when she found out, 'cause she was the same age at the time!
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  2. 06-20-2006, 01:10 AM #42
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    now that's the playa way......


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    LOL thats awesome :P
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    now that i'm 27 i'm not fukkin with someone 20 years older. they'd be almost fiddy.....i can;t go that far. unless granma's absolutely off the meter! i mean spit on beyonce' bad! then i'll give it a hard thought.


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    lol, im thinking i should have lies and when she asked me my age been like 40. lol, when she told me she was 35 i was shocked. i was like, what?!?! no! lol
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    fishign FTW. haha
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    the thing about the 39 year old that made it so funny was that her daughter was 21, and went to spelman, that hoe couldnt stand me!!! i loved it!

    now i would've got man of the year if i could've bagged her and her daughter, but ole girl heard me delivering one time(she lived wit her moms) and when i was leaving ole girl was in the kitchen, so i walked by and looked at her, her face went from surprise, to realization(that i was bangin her moms) to instant hate. i just waved and walked out the front door. poof.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    the thing about the 39 year old that made it so funny was that her daughter was 21, and went to spelman, that hoe couldnt stand me!!! i loved it!

    now i would've got man of the year if i could've bagged her and her daughter, but ole girl heard me delivering one time(she lived wit her moms) and when i was leaving ole girl was in the kitchen, so i walked by and looked at her, her face went from surprise, to realization(that i was bangin her moms) to instant hate. i just waved and walked out the front door. poof.....

    thats like i was trying to fuck this one girl one time, then one day i made a sex joke with her mom and shes hated me since
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  9. 06-20-2006, 01:19 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    thats like i was trying to fuck this one girl one time, then one day i made a sex joke with her mom and shes hated me since
    You remember my tales about my OLE, right? Cute chick on the motorcycle? Yeah I've hooked up with her a few times, and all I can say is that after this weekend, I know where she gets it from...

    her mother.

    And all three of us are gonna be at the partay. *giggle giggle*

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  11. 06-20-2006, 01:22 AM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    You remember my tales about my OLE, right? Cute chick on the motorcycle? Yeah I've hooked up with her a few times, and all I can say is that after this weekend, I know where she gets it from...

    her mother.

    And all three of us are gonna be at the partay. *giggle giggle*

    lol, ima try to make it up there. this whole girlfriend issue keeps cockblocking me alot lately. she was watching radio a few minutes ago then just went to bed. lol, she has NO IDEA whats been up lately
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    thats like i was trying to fuck this one girl one time, then one day i made a sex joke with her mom and shes hated me since
    did her moms laugh at the joke?? or find it amusing at leaste ?? if so you should've just switched your scope over to moms, pounded and reveled in the moment. unless moms was an ogre.....


  13. 06-20-2006, 01:24 AM #53
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    lol, she chuckled a little and rolled her eyes but yeah she was pretty hot.
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  14. 06-20-2006, 01:24 AM #54
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    lemme stop...i've locked my alter ego (mr. hoorman pron.whoreman) away years ago and place the key in a frame on my wall. he made me do it.


  15. 06-20-2006, 01:24 AM #55
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    damn i think this is actually the longest thread ive ever had
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  16. 06-20-2006, 01:26 AM #56
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    congrats....it's a funny topic. one minute your fishin....the next, your on the way to ur first milf episode.


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    you a mutha fuckin lie

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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    this can be moved if needs to be but here goes:

    Earlier tonight, me and some buddys were chilling at a pond doing some fishing. so one of them goes and knocks on this ladys door to see if we can use her dock to fish off of. so she comes out and is looking FINE!! body was like DAMN! lol, aint even gonna lie! anyway thoguh, she comes out and is like " oh sure! yall can come in and fish in my yard." so like 5 minutes later she comes out and is drinking wine and stuff and so shes talking to us and lets her dogs out. so after about 10 minutes she goes in and brings a towel back out and sits on the dock with us. shes wearing this little tube top thing and those pants that are really flowy on bottom and wedgey the girls asses, dont know what they are called but i think they have a name. so shes all like "im drunk" and shit and she keeps trying to rub her ass in my lap and im like uh....dont want to take advantage of the situation. so anyway, we all get ready to leave and i go to my car to get in and my friends drive off and i cant find my keys. so i get out and go look on the dock so then i go ask her if she got them. shes like yeah and bends over and her pants are riding so low, they show her ass. lol, so i was like oh well we should hang out some more and shes like "im 37 (she looks like 25) but come by tomorrow and we can hang out some". lol i was like uh, ok. So tomorrow im going fishing again..
    I to would like to know what those pants are called...

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    I would have closed the deal end of story.
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    ur a liar you better show us pictures when you post again ..
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    i just got up guys....fuck im tired..anyway im going over there at 830 to see whats up
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    at night ..
    like i said there better be pictures ..
    if shes teasing you like that i wonder what shell do in front of a cam ..
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    you a mutha fuckin lie

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    I would've beat it up. If it is true. Chances are she is going to come off that high and you would have the Blues... as in Blue balls......
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    Should have hit that shit right there and then........ she may not be in the same "mood" tonight....
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    she gon be like
    " who tha fucks iz you, get outta hea loser"

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    holy shit!!! i been home awhile but wanted to give you updates...


    i go to go fishing at 730 right?? so i roll up to the side of the pond and get out...well i see a black 4 door bimmer sitting next to her cobra so im like oh hey company. I dont see her hanging around outside so i ring the doorbell and some guy comes and answers the door with a michelob in his hand and is like "who are you?" i was like uh, so i made a fake name and told him i was adam and i just wanted to fish off the dock.

    So the next thing i see is quite intresting...he yells "honey, do you care if Adam fishes off of OUR dock??"

    She was like yeah thats fine

    i was like uh, fuck...so then i was just like well i gotta go get my rod and ill be back in a abit



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    did I mention lol.....bro that sucks. Guess she needed a little away time from the original hubby bumping uglies. hahahahaha sux.
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    damn i shoulda hit it last night when i had the chance
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    damnit i just read this whole mutherfuckinh thread rooting for u the whole time and u didnt get shit fuck now im pissed....
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    ^--lol.
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    lolol watch it be a tranny..lolololol

    so where EXACTLY is this pond homie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hektik
    damnit i just read this whole mutherfuckinh thread rooting for u the whole time and u didnt get shit fuck now im pissed....

    you and me both. the pond is in duluth close to gwinnett place mall
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    So tomorrow im going fishing again..

    takin the rod to tuna town
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