A WOMAN WAS IN BED WITH HER LOVER WHEN SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND OPENING THE FRONT DOOR.
"HURRY" SHE SAID STAND IN THE CORNER." SHE RUBBED BABYOIL ALL OVER HIM, AND THEN DUSTED HIM WITH TALCUM POWDER. "DONT MOVE UNTIL I TELL YOU," SHE SAID, "PRETEND YOURE A STATUE."
"WHATS THIS?" THE HUSBAND INQUIRED AS HE ENTERED THE ROOM.
"OH ITS A STATUE," SHE REPLIED, THE SMITHS BOUGHT ONE AND I LIKED IT
SO I GOT ONE FOR US, TOO."
NO MORE WAS SAID, NOT EVEN WHEN THEY WENT TO BED.
AROUND 2AM THE HUSBAND GOT UP, WENT TO THE KITCHEN AND RETURNED WITH A SANDWICH AND A BEER. "HERE," HE SAID TO THE STATUE, HAVE THIS. I STOOD
LIKE THAT FOR 2 DAYS AT THE SMITHS AND NOBODY OFFERED ME A DAMN THING."