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A MAN WALKED INTO A CAFE WENT TO THE BAR AND OFFERED A BEER.
"CERTAINLY, SIR THAT'LL BE ONE CENT".
"ONE CENT?" THE MAN EXCLAIMED.
HE GLANCED AT THE MENU AND ASKED: "HOW MUCH FOR A NICE JUICY STAEK AND A BOTTLE OF WINE?"
"A NICKEL," THE BARMAN REPLIED.
"A NICKEL?" EXCLAIMED THE MAN. "WHERES THE GUY WHO OWNS THIS PLACE?"
THE BARTENDER REPLIED: "UPSTAIRS, WITH MY WIFE."
THE MAN ASKED: "WHATS HE DOING UPSTAIRS, WITH YOUR WIFE?"
THE BARTENDER REPLIED: "THE SAME THING IM DOING TO HIS BUSINESS DOWN HERE."
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