JAKE WAS DYING. HIS WIFE SAT AT THE BEDSIDE.

HE LOOKED UP AND SAID WEAKLY: "I HAVE SOMETHING I MUST CONFESS."
"THERES NO NEED TO," HIS WIFE REPLIED.

"NO," HE INSISTED, "I WANT TO DIE IN PEACE.

I SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER, YOUR BEST FRIEND FRIEND, HER BEST FRIEND, AND YOUR
MOTHER!"
"I KNOW," SHE REPLIED. "NOW JUST REST AND LET THE POISON WORK."