TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> tree,
> >but also admitted it. Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't
> punish
> >him?
> >ALEX: Because George still had the ax in his hand.



> >TEACHER: Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
> >MACY: No Mam, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook.