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  1. 05-12-2006, 01:28 PM #1
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    Default Kids class room humor

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    > >MARIA: Here it is.
    > >TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    > >CLASS: Maria.



    TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"
    > >GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
    > >TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
    > >GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.
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  2. 05-12-2006, 01:29 PM #2
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    TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
    > >RYAN: H I J K L M N O
    > >TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?
    > >RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.


    TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we
    > >didn't
    > >have 10 years ago.
    > >HUNTER: Me !
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  3. 05-12-2006, 01:29 PM #3
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    lol....
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  4. 05-12-2006, 01:30 PM #4
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    TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
    > >ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than
    > you
    > >are.



    > >TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    > >BETH: I is...........
    > >TEACHER: No Beth.....Always say "I am".....not "I is".
    > >BETH: All right........."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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  5. 05-12-2006, 01:31 PM #5
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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
    > tree,
    > >but also admitted it. Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't
    > punish
    > >him?
    > >ALEX: Because George still had the ax in his hand.



    > >TEACHER: Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    > >MACY: No Mam, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook.
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  6. 05-12-2006, 01:31 PM #6
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    TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
    > your
    > >brother's composition. Did you copy off of him?
    > >DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog.



    > >TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to
    > people
    > >who are no longer interested?
    > >PARKER: A Teacher
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  7. 05-12-2006, 02:03 PM #7
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    yes there a little goofy but just think how inocent kids are
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  8. 05-12-2006, 02:25 PM #8
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    it was interesting ..
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  9. 05-12-2006, 03:32 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by world-insight
    TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"
    > >GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
    > >TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
    > >GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.
    Sounds like something I would have said as a kid.


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  10. 05-12-2006, 03:32 PM #10
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    Or how much of a smart ass they are alot of the time...
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  11. 05-12-2006, 03:33 PM #11
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    well i guess its obvious that any thread world insight starts is going to be lame as fuck
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    guess what your dumb ass posted on it which brought it back to the top
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