I <3 Vtec
I <3 Vtec
Team Xecushyn Vice President.
i have 3 legs...
Originally Posted by Rican219
I'm an emo kid.*cut*
i open mouth kissed a horse once
2002 BMW M3 Carbon Black. Dinan stage 3 Chip, Dinan Intake, Dinan front strut, Dinan short shifter, angel eyes, etc.
thats something you didnt know
2002 BMW M3 Carbon Black. Dinan stage 3 Chip, Dinan Intake, Dinan front strut, Dinan short shifter, angel eyes, etc.
reminds me of the time i slept over at matt's.. dude.. i had to duct tape my ass shut and sleep back against the wall.. man.. NEVER AGAIN will i stay at matt's
2004 Nissan 350z Trng
2004 Subaru WRX STi
solamente los putos te llegan en numeros
Damn it...Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
I knew I ruined my chances...
yeah.. however matt kept waiving his ass at me for attention, he finally dropped his boxers and laid back against me and held his cheeks open.. i acted like i didnt see it, and cried myself to sleep
2004 Nissan 350z Trng
2004 Subaru WRX STi
solamente los putos te llegan en numeros
THOSE WERE TEARS OF JOY!!!!Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
TEARS OF JOY MAN!
h h h holy shit, wtf manOriginally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
hhahaha did you eat some of matt's fromunda deez nuts queso dip???Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
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Val for President.
Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
no. ew.
2004 Nissan 350z Trng
2004 Subaru WRX STi
solamente los putos te llegan en numeros
lmao +1Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
I'm gay........
im lonely
When I was a child, I used to talk as a child, think as a child, reason as a child; when I became a man, I put aside childish things.
i, um.. eh.. not to much thats intristing..
woke up in bed with a girl from one of my partys and didnt know her name till days later..
thats an easy one.. ~~shrugs sholders~
10 inches --> 0 complaints --> 4 bedrooms --> 1 daughter --> 4 cars --> 1 truck --> 2 fuckin' horny --> 3 somes are kool
LOL
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."![]()
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Originally Posted by BABY J
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I try.Originally Posted by T.S.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."![]()
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i hate any form of excercise <except sex> and i suck at rolling joints. thats two.
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i live my life one license suspension at a time-- and for that 6 months or more, i still drive.
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas." -George W. Bush
Originally Posted by Sledlude
yeah, im getting fatter.. which means i need to get a fucking girlfriend again.. damn.
2004 Nissan 350z Trng
2004 Subaru WRX STi
solamente los putos te llegan en numeros
Originally Posted by b@d @pple
i like raping women with my foot
2004 Nissan 350z Trng
2004 Subaru WRX STi
solamente los putos te llegan en numeros
My nipples are like large marshmallows.
Nuh uhhh!! Prove it!! LOLOriginally Posted by Seymour222
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."![]()
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Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
I have been caught screwing by the girl's dad...I almost got caught doing the same girl on the beach by the cops...moon roofs are cool because then you can get things done with out hurting your back...I shot out a window with a BB gun.
^ word? Like a car window?
My dad has a benz ML class that had the roof that rolled all the way back.Originally Posted by MongolPup
and you shot it out?
Another confusion....my writen expression skills suck ass...Originally Posted by MongolPup
Nah it was a sliding glass door in my parents house.
When me and my girl where in high school, we got caught screwing in the car by the police. It was funny. We had the back seats laid down but when the cops pulled up, she couldn't get her pants back on, so she got in the trunk and I put the seats back up. I got my clothes back on and sat up until the cops got the rest of the way to the car. Then I got out and the cops were asking for my license and whos car it was. I told them I didn't have a license(i didn't at the time) and it was my friends car. I said she would be back in about 10 minutes that she rode with a friend to the store and I was just waiting. I was hoping they would leave but they didn't. So i had to tell them everything. They started laughing when I opened the trunk and let my girl friend out though. Lol. They gave us a warning and told us to go home.
Now I feel better...
When I was younger, like 8 or so. I was at a family bbq thing. I had to go inside to use the bathroom. Well the sliding glass door had been left open most of the day anyways because we were playing back and forth between inside and outside. When I left the bathroom, being a little person, I ran everywhere. Well.... Someone closed that damn sliding glass door without telling me. Lol. Needless to say, I had a bruised forehead and a bloody nose and lip. Lol.
I had relations with a minor a couple years ago and dated her for about 4 months.
When I was in middle school (this shows how much of a looser I am) I got in a fight and instead of dropping everything and punching the kid. I set my stuff down picked up my soft lunch bag thing with a hard icepak in it and beat the kid senseless. Then I took the icepak out and put in my bookbag before the teachers got there. The kid of course told them that I hit him with the lunch bag. The teacher took and couldnt figure how the hell I gave me a black eye and bruises with it.
I fucked a 17 year old korean girl last weekend...
got you beat, i fucked a 16 year old dutch/asian girl last weekend... hehe except there's a nice age differeance between you and i haha.Originally Posted by HalfBaked
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THAT'S MY SISTER BITCH!!!!Originally Posted by v3rd1g0
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."![]()
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