IA: Confession thread...

thats something you didnt know

reminds me of the time i slept over at matt's.. dude.. i had to duct tape my ass shut and sleep back against the wall.. man.. NEVER AGAIN will i stay at matt's

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

reminds me of the time i slept over at matt's.. dude.. i had to duct tape my ass shut and sleep back against the wall.. man.. NEVER AGAIN will i stay at matt's

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Damn it...

I knew I ruined my chances...

yeah.. however matt kept waiving his ass at me for attention, he finally dropped his boxers and laid back against me and held his cheeks open.. i acted like i didnt see it, and cried myself to sleep

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

yeah.. however matt kept waiving his ass at me for attention, he finally dropped his boxers and laid back against me and held his cheeks open.. i acted like i didnt see it, and cried myself to sleep

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THOSE WERE TEARS OF JOY!!!!

TEARS OF JOY MAN!

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

yeah.. however matt kept waiving his ass at me for attention, he finally dropped his boxers and laid back against me and held his cheeks open.. i acted like i didnt see it, and cried myself to sleep

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h h h holy shit, wtf man

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

yeah.. however matt kept waiving his ass at me for attention, he finally dropped his boxers and laid back against me and held his cheeks open.. i acted like i didnt see it, and cried myself to sleep

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hhahaha did you eat some of matt's fromunda deez nuts queso dip???

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338

hhahaha did you eat some of matt's fromunda deez nuts queso dip???

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no. ew.

I'm gay........

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Originally Posted by HalfBaked

This one time after camping, I got one of those chigger bugs on my nuts and it itched really badly.

My dad said you can kill them by suffocating it. So I decide to put clean finger nail polish on it to suffocate it...

Well it hurt badly, my nuts started burning really badly. So I was like "OMG I have to get this off." And well the 1st thing I knew that could remove finger nail polish was finger nail polish remover...Well that was the biggest mistake ever. It burnt so bad, I cried as I put my nuts underneath the bathtub water spitter outer.

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:lmfao:

... I can't say much, I got a tick on my nutsack once... :(

:o im lonely

i, um.. eh.. not to much thats intristing..

woke up in bed with a girl from one of my partys and didnt know her name till days later..

thats an easy one.. ~~shrugs sholders~

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

yeah.. however matt kept waiving his ass at me for attention, he finally dropped his boxers and laid back against me and held his cheeks open.. i acted like i didnt see it, and cried myself to sleep

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lmao +1

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Originally Posted by Leisa

I have nothing to confess, I am an angel ;)

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YEAH RIGHT SEE THE HALO HELD UP BY THE DEVIL HORNS!! :devil:

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338

p0wn3d.

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Val, YOu cant put Owned up on your own thread! Even though that shit was funny as hell.....So ill give it to you.... :smileowne

10 inches --> 0 complaints --> 4 bedrooms --> 1 daughter --> 4 cars --> 1 truck --> 2 fuckin' horny --> 3 somes are kool

LOL

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Originally Posted by BABY J

10 inches --> 0 complaints --> 4 bedrooms --> 1 daughter --> 4 cars --> 1 truck --> 2 fuckin' horny --> 3 somes are kool

LOL

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Now thats fucking hilarious! :goodjob:

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Originally Posted by T.S.

Now thats fucking hilarious! :goodjob:

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I try.

i hate any form of excercise <except sex> and i suck at rolling joints. thats two.

My nipples are like large marshmallows.

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Originally Posted by Seymour222

My nipples are like large marshmallows.

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Nuh uhhh!! Prove it!! LOL

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Originally Posted by Sledlude

i hate any form of excercise <except sex> and i suck at rolling joints. thats two.

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yeah, im getting fatter.. which means i need to get a fucking girlfriend again.. damn.

I LIKE FIGHTING

Thread = originated due to Boredom :(

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Originally Posted by b@d @pple

I LIKE FIGHTING

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i like raping women with my foot

SWEET

I have been caught screwing by the girl's dad...I almost got caught doing the same girl on the beach by the cops...moon roofs are cool because then you can get things done with out hurting your back...I shot out a window with a BB gun.

^ word? Like a car window?

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Originally Posted by MongolPup

^ word? Like a car window?

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My dad has a benz ML class that had the roof that rolled all the way back.

and you shot it out?

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Originally Posted by MongolPup

and you shot it out?

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Another confusion....my writen expression skills suck ass...

Nah it was a sliding glass door in my parents house.

When me and my girl where in high school, we got caught screwing in the car by the police. It was funny. We had the back seats laid down but when the cops pulled up, she couldn't get her pants back on, so she got in the trunk and I put the seats back up. I got my clothes back on and sat up until the cops got the rest of the way to the car. Then I got out and the cops were asking for my license and whos car it was. I told them I didn't have a license(i didn't at the time) and it was my friends car. I said she would be back in about 10 minutes that she rode with a friend to the store and I was just waiting. I was hoping they would leave but they didn't. So i had to tell them everything. They started laughing when I opened the trunk and let my girl friend out though. Lol. They gave us a warning and told us to go home.

:lmao: Now I feel better...

When I was younger, like 8 or so. I was at a family bbq thing. I had to go inside to use the bathroom. Well the sliding glass door had been left open most of the day anyways because we were playing back and forth between inside and outside. When I left the bathroom, being a little person, I ran everywhere. Well.... Someone closed that damn sliding glass door without telling me. Lol. Needless to say, I had a bruised forehead and a bloody nose and lip. Lol.

I had relations with a minor a couple years ago and dated her for about 4 months.

When I was in middle school (this shows how much of a looser I am) I got in a fight and instead of dropping everything and punching the kid. I set my stuff down picked up my soft lunch bag thing with a hard icepak in it and beat the kid senseless. Then I took the icepak out and put in my bookbag before the teachers got there. The kid of course told them that I hit him with the lunch bag. The teacher took and couldnt figure how the hell I gave me a black eye and bruises with it.

I fucked a 17 year old korean girl last weekend...

I drank rubbing alcohol. It said alcohol on the bottle so I figured it would taste like moonshine. After that, it took me about 2 years to be able to with stand smelling rubbing alcohol with out water coming to my mouth.

i got a tick on my dick once...

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Originally Posted by SNapper

i got a tick on my dick once...

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Who sucked the blood out when you pulled it out? Never mind... forget I asked. LOL