When I was in middle school (this shows how much of a looser I am) I got in a fight and instead of dropping everything and punching the kid. I set my stuff down picked up my soft lunch bag thing with a hard icepak in it and beat the kid senseless. Then I took the icepak out and put in my bookbag before the teachers got there. The kid of course told them that I hit him with the lunch bag. The teacher took and couldnt figure how the hell I gave me a black eye and bruises with it.