IA: Confession thread...

[ALVIN]

I'm sitting here farting in the main lobby at school with people walking by...they cant figure out where its comming from. They don't know me son. ohH got high in a church parking lot same day after we got to school after getting high it felt like it took an hour to walk to the school from the 4th row in the school parking lot and i laughed the whole day, got some head in a church parking lot, got caught fucking behind Lawerenceville Kroger (across the dollar theatre) by a cop...he was like what are you doing and I was like Just about to leave hes like ok have a good night, went into a QuikTrip stoned and walked around for an hour with a cop staring at me, uhhh there is a lot more but I cannot remember.

[v3rd1g0]

I fucked a 17 year old korean girl last weekend...

got you beat, i fucked a 16 year old dutch/asian girl last weekend... hehe except there's a nice age differeance between you and i haha.

[BABY J]

got you beat, i fucked a 16 year old dutch/asian girl last weekend... hehe except there's a nice age differeance between you and i haha.

THAT'S MY SISTER BITCH!!!!

[AtifSajid]

I dont think this is a confession cause Ive posted this before, but my girl shaves my ass and balls to give it that smooth soft feeling. That shit feels so giggly when your walking and you just got through lotioning back there...

JUST FOR YOU SCRAPPY!!

[Sledlude]

I'm sitting here farting in the main lobby at school with people walking by...they cant figure out where its comming from. They don't know me son. ohH got high in a church parking lot same day after we got to school after getting high it felt like it took an hour to walk to the school from the 4th row in the school parking lot and i laughed the whole day, got some head in a church parking lot, got caught fucking behind Lawerenceville Kroger (across the dollar theatre) by a cop...he was like what are you doing and I was like Just about to leave hes like ok have a good night, went into a QuikTrip stoned and walked around for an hour with a cop staring at me, uhhh there is a lot more but I cannot remember.

thats fucking funny. +1

[ALVIN]

lol Preeshiate ya

[Sport1.3]

got caught nakid in the hot tub with my face buried between my x's legs by her mother!!! i was too drunk to notice it was her and didnt even bother to stop. her mom (who was also waisted from the same party that night) walked right up to us and handed me a condom, and said "dont stay up too late"!!!! i was completely stunned....lol

[BABY J]

got caught nakid in the hot tub with my face buried between my x's legs by her mother!!! i was too drunk to notice it was her and didnt even bother to stop. her mom (who was also waisted from the same party that night) walked right up to us and handed me a condom, and said "dont stay up too late"!!!! i was completely stunned....lol

Who's her mom? Hook me up with her!!!

[HalfBaked]

got you beat, i fucked a 16 year old dutch/asian girl last weekend... hehe except there's a nice age differeance between you and i haha.

How old are you?

[Sport1.3]

Who's her mom? Hook me up with her!!!

her mom is a MILF too.....she's like 42 with fake DD's

[joesblk_teg]

man those are some crazy stories, i got dome from this chick with my friend sleeping right next to us thats about the extent of my confessions lol

[#1 IA Slut]

Ive slept with 20 IA guys.

[Kalifornia087]

Greendaisy79: what would you do if you got drunk as shit one night, right?
Greendaisy79: and you woke up the next morning in bed with landon, and both of you were naked...
Greendaisy79: and your butt itched really really bad
HalfBaked 2002: go to work
HalfBaked 2002: wait
Greendaisy79: hahaha
HalfBaked 2002: is this a what would i do?
Greendaisy79: yes
HalfBaked 2002: or what did i do?
Greendaisy79: LOL
HalfBaked 2002: umm...i'd probably roll over, kiss him on the cheek, then go back to sleep
Greendaisy79: you wouldn't worry about the butt itch?
Greendaisy79: or is that a normal thing?
HalfBaked 2002: i have that now
HalfBaked 2002: why?
Greendaisy79: just curious

OMG...

[Tasuki_Civic]

I have a dick

[Sport1.3]

^we know lol

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol...ooh well dayum that aint too much of a confession then...

[Sport1.3]

lol im sure you've got plenty of stories u can tell

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol im sure you've got plenty of stories u can tell

you act like im cheater or i have things to hide....was dat about??

altho i do have one..............its pretty raw lol wait give me a minute before i say something i dont want to let out

[Sport1.3]

you act like im cheater or i have things to hide....was dat about??

shit ive got tons more....everyone has to atleast have one

[Da Green Man]

I have a dick

for some reason ur name seems kinda girly. Y the fuc would u want a dick? I guess everybody wants to be different. fuccit

[Tasuki_Civic]

yea well im not proud of... but a friend of my cousin....i had relations with and he was going to get married 2 months later.

we were frineds since i was crazy little and we never expressed our feelings until that day verbaly and physicaly.

BAD GURL i know....but i will never do that again........causei would hate to be the one marrying someone and he does that b4 we voy. Karma is a bitch and it came to me already.....but i will say i never regret tho

[Tasuki_Civic]

for some reason ur name seems kinda girly. Y the fuc would u want a dick? I guess everybody wants to be different. fuccit

say what??!?! the only way i want dick is inside me. not attached to my skin. blah....i was jus jokin my friend. i would fuckin go crazy if i had a dick. i wouldnt know what to do with all that extra skin. id be freaked out

[Da Green Man]

say what??!?! the only way i want dick is inside me. not attached to my skin. blah....i was jus jokin my friend. i would fuckin go crazy if i had a dick. i wouldnt know what to do with all that extra skin. id be freaked out

Ah ah ah, this tasuki chick is a freak i see. I dnt know her well enough to say if i like her or if she fits the category of these other chicks im bout to make money off of but in time we shall see. Glad to hear u like the opposite sex though.

Da Green Man

[Tasuki_Civic]

Ah ah ah, this tasuki chick is a freak i see. I dnt know her well enough to say if i like her or if she fits the category of these other chicks im bout to make money off of but in time we shall see. Glad to hear u like the opposite sex though.

Da Green Man

SweetHeart...lets get one thing str8 if anyone is makin money off of anyone....its me makin it off of you. REAL TALK! I dont appreciate you talkin like im not here.....but to answer your question nah im not like any chick on here

ReMeMbEr:
"I FIT IN NO ONES CATEGORY".......

so watch ya mouf

[Da Green Man]

SweetHeart...lets get one thing str8 if anyone is makin money off of anyone....its me makin it off of you. REAL TALK! I dont appreciate you talkin like im not here.....but to answer your question nah im not like any chick on here

ReMeMbEr:
"I FIT IN NO ONES CATEGORY".......

so watch ya mouf

Well excuse me MS. Lady, i live by the rule u have to earn ur respect with me and that u have. I was a bit upset bc all these other thread about IA hoes and ppl talking bout wanting to get fucced in the ass and shit. But i never accused u of being in a category, i just said time will tell. One of a kind huh? I like that.

[Tasuki_Civic]

Well excuse me MS. Lady, i live by the rule u have to earn ur respect with me and that u have. I was a bit upset bc all these other thread about IA hoes and ppl talking bout wanting to get fucced in the ass and shit. But i never accused u of being in a category, i just said time will tell. One of a kind huh? I like that.

i know you do

[BTEC]

Let him know whats really going on. LOL!!
But y does that dude seem so mad though?

[Da Green Man]

Let him know whats really going on. LOL!!
But y does that dude seem so mad though?

Dnt u worry about y im so mad u just make sure u stay out of my way.

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol whos mad...i like the way Da green talks....hes seems like a smooth ass white boy.....or atleast i assume hes white

[Tasuki_Civic]

Dnt u worry about y im so mad u just make sure u stay out of my way.

hey hey watch ya mouf dats my homboi

[BTEC]

lol whos mad...i like the way Da green talks....hes seems like a smooth ass white boy.....or atleast i assume hes white

LOL!! What makes u think hes white? Im white.

[Tasuki_Civic]

LOL!! What makes u think hes white? Im white.

you white alright.......talk like it too

[Tasuki_Civic]

ooh wait lol he may not be ...shit i think i read tha wrong dile.....dis dude is like 20 years old.....young man tryin to come in here and act swole

[Da Green Man]

lol whos mad...i like the way Da green talks....hes seems like a smooth ass white boy.....or atleast i assume hes white

I can be smooth when i want to be. I just like to be called green bc i am mad. Tasuki is pretty cool and shes real, i can tell so she dnt get ne attitude from me.

Da Green Man

[BTEC]

you white alright.......talk like it too

oh shit!! i dnt know if thats an insult or not. hmmmm

[Tasuki_Civic]

I can be smooth when i want to be. I just like to be called green bc i am mad. Tasuki is pretty cool and shes real, i can tell so she dnt get ne attitude from me.

Da Green Man

haha same to you....................we need more confessions. cause i confessed some shit i aint neva told nobody and i let all yall IA Biaatches know

[Da Green Man]

haha same to you....................we need more confessions. cause i confessed some shit i aint neva told nobody and i let all yall IA Biaatches know

I confessed that i am mad and this site is full of shit. but at least i know tasuki is one real person on here. btec, i guess ur kinda cool but dnt think im gonna stop being mad bc yawl are cool. Continuing on my mission now so ill holla.

Da Green Man

[RandomGuy]

i once accidentally impaled an unborn fetus with a meat skewer .

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[Tasuki_Civic]

mmmmm ok

[BTEC]

im prolly sterile from the amount of times ive crushed my nuts on that lil middle bar on men bikes bc i was always too short for the big bikes.