Just met craziest person ive ever met.
So on my way home, i swing into burgerking to grab a sandwich, im sitting in the drive thru on my bike behind about 5 cars. I look across the street and see this guy doing what appears to be karate practice in the mcdonalds parking lot. Not acting silly, like doing legit-ish karate. He would face one way, throw some punches and kicks turn and face the other way ect ect.... im watching this guy for like 5 minutes wondering what the fuck he is doing. This guy notices me watching him and takes off in a full 40yd dash sprint across 4 lanes of traffic without paying any mind to cars.... like a full 100% hard as you can sprint... the distance between us was probably 150-200 yards. as he gets close he's holding his hand up and hollering at me. At this point, i subtly have my hand on my gun not knowing what to expect from this guy approaching me. He acts as if he thinks im someone else. When he gets closer it stops and asks me if i can call someone for him. I say sorry cant help you. "He says shit... i need someone to call the president for me, can you get his number? I need the president's number, i've got all these ideas man, all the ideas in my head and i'm thinking about running for president. That's why i'm out here fighting man, i dont have any friends anymore, all my friends are trying to kill me to prevent me from becoming president, i've got to let the president know whats going on. I think everyone would vote for me, you would vote for me if you knew my ideas, plus i'm a white guy you know. I need to get the president's number man, i dont know how long im gonna make it out here with all these people trying to kill me. I need to let someone know whats going on before they get to me"
So then another car pulls up behind me and this guy goes into a defense karate stance and starts backing away. he backs away about 10 yards and then turns and starts running away. He's walking down the middle of the road into on coming traffic and every car that approaches, he gets down in a karate stance and starts shadow boxing... he's going balls out... i'm surprised he wasnt gassed by how much he was doing it. He moved like he might actually know karate.
This guy looked completely normal, aside from the glazed over insane asylum look on his face. He acted sincerely crazy, like he really believed everything he was saying. He didnt ask for money and didnt break "character" at all. He was wearing khaki shorts and a clean tshirt, clean shaven goatee, looked like a typical normal white guy.
Either he was on some realllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy good drugs or he just escaped from the looney bin.
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Originally Posted by CSquared
