Quote Originally Posted by bodhi View Post
you didn't understand 25% of my post, CrustyUpperlip

who you tryin' fool?

not only are you simply too new to unduhstan, you haven't been near a being such as myself to fully grasp what i was describing. your chakra is still boring, black and white... yeah, there is a subliminal message somewhere in my post. many got it, you my friend, just caught the homosex side of it. i threw that out there in hopes to get the closet homo out long enough so that everyone would know who the newest gayfag is. contrast is necessary, but you're totally rainbow. congrats, i'm sure it's mega cool strutting at car meets. those colorful shoes, tight jeans, and backwards hat are like, so in...

haha, no i dont mean any of that.

im a nice guy. normally i would force you to wrap your colon around my veiny fist without any anesthetic. not anymore

you'd prolly suffer not pain, but huge enjoyment, though.

gnarly
lol. You need to be a stand up comedian dude....or at least write for one. 100% serious