dumb, stupid, idiot. really? those are all the wrong words when it comes to describing a car dork. we were in the moment, in the scene. we were all shifting gears and blasting the music - all enjoying what we had in front of us. we laughed at the people two cars behind us, we laughed at the lames who hated on you because you were friends with the cool guys. that was fun. all the drama, all the laughs, everything was worth it.

sure we weren't smart at times. we all did many things that could have potential ruined someone's life

"woah golly geez, skiddley whiffers!! Julia, honey, look to the left...you have like 4 cars about to pass us really fast..."

yeah, it was pretty dumb - the action. careless. you the driver though, were probably hella focused, tuned into everything around you as you pass by cars going 140 mph...

uhhh okay so that does sound kinda stupid.

anyway, my point is that it's totally different nowadays. i have no idea what goes on with cars anymore. all i know is that i'm healthier now that i don't waste my time with cars, i'm sexier... yes, i'm almost 25 and looking super gangster. my arms, my pecs, stomach, everything looks as though they were sculpted by the gods of mount olympus. even the gap into which my arm folds that is know as my glorious armpit is incredibly sexy.

growing up has been the greatest thing to every happen to me

enough about my demigod-like looks

in summary, the new generation of car dweebs are probably 10x dumber and uglier so let's let them have their fun. let's also laugh at them as they pass by our suvs, our 35+mpg ride...they will eventually mutate into a more complex individual just like we all did.

the circle of life - Lion King