I was at my barber shop saturday. Some kid was talking about cars he says " yeah, im different I dont follow trends. I have an RSX with circuit 10's and a system"
I was at my barber shop saturday. Some kid was talking about cars he says " yeah, im different I dont follow trends. I have an RSX with circuit 10's and a system"
dumb, stupid, idiot. really? those are all the wrong words when it comes to describing a car dork. we were in the moment, in the scene. we were all shifting gears and blasting the music - all enjoying what we had in front of us. we laughed at the people two cars behind us, we laughed at the lames who hated on you because you were friends with the cool guys. that was fun. all the drama, all the laughs, everything was worth it.
sure we weren't smart at times. we all did many things that could have potential ruined someone's life
"woah golly geez, skiddley whiffers!! Julia, honey, look to the left...you have like 4 cars about to pass us really fast..."
yeah, it was pretty dumb - the action. careless. you the driver though, were probably hella focused, tuned into everything around you as you pass by cars going 140 mph...
uhhh okay so that does sound kinda stupid.
anyway, my point is that it's totally different nowadays. i have no idea what goes on with cars anymore. all i know is that i'm healthier now that i don't waste my time with cars, i'm sexier... yes, i'm almost 25 and looking super gangster. my arms, my pecs, stomach, everything looks as though they were sculpted by the gods of mount olympus. even the gap into which my arm folds that is know as my glorious armpit is incredibly sexy.
growing up has been the greatest thing to every happen to me
enough about my demigod-like looks
in summary, the new generation of car dweebs are probably 10x dumber and uglier so let's let them have their fun. let's also laugh at them as they pass by our suvs, our 35+mpg ride...they will eventually mutate into a more complex individual just like we all did.
the circle of life - Lion King
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"get with the Gs, or get on yo knees"
^ so your saying that since you like cars, you became ugly and stupid, but when you stopped you suddenly became much more visually appealing?
Lol i dont think i understood like 75% of that post but that's what i got out of it.
That and apparently you have a glorious armpit that i'm envious of.
Last edited by RustyToaster; 02-25-2013 at 08:00 AM.
you didn't understand 25% of my post, CrustyUpperlip
who you tryin' fool?
not only are you simply too new to unduhstan, you haven't been near a being such as myself to fully grasp what i was describing. your chakra is still boring, black and white... yeah, there is a subliminal message somewhere in my post. many got it, you my friend, just caught the homosex side of it. i threw that out there in hopes to get the closet homo out long enough so that everyone would know who the newest gayfag is. contrast is necessary, but you're totally rainbow. congrats, i'm sure it's mega cool strutting at car meets. those colorful shoes, tight jeans, and backwards hat are like, so in...
haha, no i dont mean any of that.
im a nice guy. normally i would force you to wrap your colon around my veiny fist without any anesthetic. not anymore
you'd prolly suffer not pain, but huge enjoyment, though.
gnarly
Last edited by bodhi; 02-26-2013 at 12:52 AM.
top 5
"get with the Gs, or get on yo knees"
Too many Lulz in this thread.
You know better; next time will be a ban.
Not something to brag about round hurrr.
'82 TE72 SR5 Sport Coupe
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LOL...no idea. Randomness i suppose.
'82 TE72 SR5 Sport Coupe
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LOL
'82 TE72 SR5 Sport Coupe
3tc
That's what Kevin's back looks like when he takes his shirt off....
02' Miata
my teacher was behind me when I scrolled past the pic lol
Man he's bad ass.
You know better; next time will be a ban.