It's similar to you might be a redneck...
I'll start!
You might be a piece of shit if you can't grow some balls and help take care of a child you help make.
You might be a piece of shit if you continuously act like a bitch.
You might be a piece of shit if another man is taking responsibilities for what you should be doing.
*Apologies if I hurt anyones feelings, I just felt like playing a fun game.
Whose next? :]