It's similar to you might be a redneck...

I'll start!

You might be a piece of shit if you can't grow some balls and help take care of a child you help make.

You might be a piece of shit if you continuously act like a bitch.

You might be a piece of shit if another man is taking responsibilities for what you should be doing.

*Apologies if I hurt anyones feelings, I just felt like playing a fun game.

Whose next? :]