It doesn't matter if you haven't met him yet or not, you 21 year old tampon. You two have more things in common than conjoined twins.
I don't know either one of you, but I bet both of you cuntshits would be at the bottom of the floor, gobbling up leftovers from my dog if either one were to get invited to my place for a nice serving of my Man Sauce. Not only that, but both of you annoying fucks were a waste of a pelvic thrust. You two Dumb and Dumber impersonators have done one thing right, though. And that's getting QD to notice you two.