THIS is an actual quote from a member on here...

[swimshark]

? WTF is with all this faggotry. Simon just come out of the closet already.

I spent a lot of time and money to get my dick and balls tucked and shaved too but you don't see me flaunting that around like it's worth looking at.

Yeah I guess you're too small because remember I'm shaved and tucked? No rubber for me. Unless it's going in me or it's big round and shaped like a cock. Sometimes with little stubbles on it.

If our cocks had tires, mine would be 165/35R3 and yours would be 315/75ZR10

I defiantly have a 59/80R63.

Why are you opposed to having 59/80R63s?

Why are you opposed to having my shaved and tucked taint in your face? It doesn't smell bad. The red will go away.