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  1. 03-24-2010, 10:53 AM #1
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    Default THIS is an actual quote from a member on here...

    I saw it but it didn't register at first until someone else quoted him. I thought it was an edited quote until I read back and, sure as shit, it was legit. How the hail does someone post this? And this certainly isn't a typo as there are no misspelled words or anything and you just can't fuck this statement up.

    So. Without further ado, I present you with IA's most disturbing quote of the (at least) the year:

    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    It's clean like your dick after I polish it with my mouth. E36's never really jump at me or anything but yours is a clean example and I like it. I think you should get a LTW wing for it, or three stacked on one another, wide BBS wheels, and one of my BMWLOL stickers. Come to the next meat I want to see it in person. I aint been seein it yet.
    When you see it...

    Dude. There is no reason to even come in here and try to defend yourself. This is straight legit and you never addressed this as a joke.

    Looks like 100% homo.

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  2. 03-24-2010, 10:56 AM #2
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    Richard Simmons himself is offended by this.
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  3. 03-24-2010, 10:57 AM #3
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    WOW....i dont even know what to say. Ole simon is a rod polisher? HAHAHAH
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    HAHAHAHA THATS MADE HOMO FOR REAL...IT SOUNDS LIKE HE DONT WANNA SEEE THE CAR, HE WANTS TO SLOB ON HIS KNOB...DAMN UNLESS HE IS AH SHE THING...TALKING LIKE THAT...
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    Quote Originally Posted by youngmill View Post
    HAHAHAHA THATS MADE HOMO FOR REAL...IT SOUNDS LIKE HE DONT WANNA SEEE THE CAR, HE WANTS TO SLOB ON HIS KNOB...DAMN UNLESS HE IS AH SHE THING...TALKING LIKE THAT...
    STOP YELLING!
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    STOP YELLING!
    WHAT???? I CANT HEAR JOO!!!!



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    This is funny.
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    fuckin faggot....
    Have you heard of the guy who rolls and pulls fenders in Atlanta? YEAH, I'M THAT GUY! Hit me up! https://www.facebook.com/VipFenderRolling
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    ? WTF is with all this faggotry. Simon just come out of the closet already.

    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    I spent a lot of time and money to get my dick and balls tucked and shaved too but you don't see me flaunting that around like it's worth looking at.
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    Yeah I guess you're too small because remember I'm shaved and tucked? No rubber for me. Unless it's going in me or it's big round and shaped like a cock. Sometimes with little stubbles on it.
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    Why are you opposed to having my shaved and tucked taint in your face? It doesn't smell bad. The red will go away.



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    i was not yelling. i hit the caps button my bad. this is gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by youngmill View Post
    i was not yelling. i hit the caps button my bad. this is gay
    LOL Agreed.
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    LMAO. No homo
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    Simon you are the expert, a cock expert, a cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls?
    You like em both don't you?? It's like, sometimes Tuesday you want the big, old, shiny-ass cock.
    Wednesdays and Thursdays you're onto the balls.
    You can't choose can you?
    That's a tough one. You love it. You're obsessed with it.

    You know Simon.. making comments like that is how people wind up gettin gay.
    Way Too Big

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xxbckiexx View Post
    Simon you are the expert, a cock expert, a cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls?
    You like em both don't you?? It's like, sometimes Tuesday you want the big, old, shiny-ass cock.
    Wednesdays and Thursdays you're onto the balls.
    You can't choose can you?
    That's a tough one. You love it. You're obsessed with it.

    You know Simon.. making comments like that is how people wind up gettin gay.
    Reading that actually made me feel physically gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerdsrock22 View Post
    Reading that actually made me feel physically gross.
    I thought it was funny. However, he should have asked if the tip tickles his throat...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    I thought it was funny. However, he should have asked if the tip tickles his throat...
    Does it tickle yours?lol
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    Stop watching Sexdrive! Copycat

    Quote Originally Posted by xxbckiexx View Post
    Simon you are the expert, a cock expert, a cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls?
    You like em both don't you?? It's like, sometimes Tuesday you want the big, old, shiny-ass cock.
    Wednesdays and Thursdays you're onto the balls.
    You can't choose can you?
    That's a tough one. You love it. You're obsessed with it.

    You know Simon.. making comments like that is how people wind up gettin gay.
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  19. 03-24-2010, 11:45 AM #19
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    110% homo! QD did you feel at all gay posting this up?
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    Ewwwwwww. Just straight nasty in here!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    Ewwwwwww. Just straight nasty in here!
    nothing is "straight" in this thread




    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by hadouken View Post
    nothing is "straight" in this thread




    lol
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    lol wut
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    Damn......

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    So QD, you're not cumming to the meat?
    Your sig gave me a seizure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantooth View Post
    So QD, you're not cumming to the meat?
    Not even a quickie in the Dodge?
    Peek-a-boo mofucka what now?!
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    It's true, this is 100% unedited, in fact, one member already noticed how many extremely homosexual comments I made today alone. LOLOLOLOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    It's true, this is 100% unedited, in fact, one member already noticed how many extremely homosexual comments I made today alone. LOLOLOLOL
    THIS GUY..... Is funny.... and

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    It's not gay if the lights are off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    It's not gay if the lights are off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    LOL at this pic..........funny as shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    EPIC-NESS.....nothing else needs be said



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    lol
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    lofuckingl
    my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
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    what. the. fuck.
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    LOL at DICtion used:

    "...come to the next meat, I want to see it in person..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by EcKoBoi770 View Post
    LOL at DICtion used:

    "...come to the next meat, I want to see it in person..."
    LOL...real talk though we've always called Athens meets MEATS.

    OLD pic:

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    this is nothing new , or even surprising for Simon. Dude loves the cock, point blank...
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    LOL WUT. IA full of homo-phobes? Who the shit cares if he's joking or not. Dude's funny as fuck, taking it up the ass or not.
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    I enjoy the occasional cock in my mouth.... It's all good. If you only do it on the weekends, then you're not homo. Just experimental.
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