THIS is an actual quote from a member on here...

[xxbckiexx]

Simon you are the expert, a cock expert, a cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls?
You like em both don't you?? It's like, sometimes Tuesday you want the big, old, shiny-ass cock.
Wednesdays and Thursdays you're onto the balls.
You can't choose can you?
That's a tough one. You love it. You're obsessed with it.

You know Simon.. making comments like that is how people wind up gettin gay.

[Nerdsrock22]

Simon you are the expert, a cock expert, a cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls?
You like em both don't you?? It's like, sometimes Tuesday you want the big, old, shiny-ass cock.
Wednesdays and Thursdays you're onto the balls.
You can't choose can you?
That's a tough one. You love it. You're obsessed with it.

You know Simon.. making comments like that is how people wind up gettin gay.

Reading that actually made me feel physically gross.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Reading that actually made me feel physically gross.

I thought it was funny. However, he should have asked if the tip tickles his throat...

[FlipKing]

I thought it was funny. However, he should have asked if the tip tickles his throat...

Does it tickle yours?lol

[djpikachu1]

Stop watching Sexdrive! Copycat

Simon you are the expert, a cock expert, a cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls?
You like em both don't you?? It's like, sometimes Tuesday you want the big, old, shiny-ass cock.
Wednesdays and Thursdays you're onto the balls.
You can't choose can you?
That's a tough one. You love it. You're obsessed with it.

You know Simon.. making comments like that is how people wind up gettin gay.