I nearly pissed myself

[03RCode]

you must be the poor guy that has sex with skeletor, clearly you are some sort of alcoholic with drug issues to find her even bearable. Shes double bagger material, you know, one on her head and one on yours in case hers falls off...

The bag doesn't fall off if the rope is tight enough.

[bdydrpdmazda]

The bag doesn't fall off if the rope is tight enough.

touche'

[bdydrpdmazda]

I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.

[Stol3n]

I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.

lol

[03RCode]

I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.

LOL



Beers when you get back?

[oneSLOWex]

I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.

Maybe just more irritated than normal cause you are so damn close to leaving that you are hating it even more?

[bdydrpdmazda]

LOL



Beers when you get back?

you know this!

Maybe just more irritated than normal cause you are so damn close to leaving that you are hating it even more?

that actually makes a lot of sense

I shoot those flares at people everyday but today it was just perfect placement on the windshield, had it been a tracer round it would have ht him right between the eyes, he thought he was as good as dead. I made a female piss herself two days ago, when i shot the flare at her car and i made her GTFO i was "WTF bitch, you didnt see the signs" she said " you shouldve yelled, you didnt have to shoot at me" She was crying and shit, fucking crybaby bitches.

[Catnip]

you know this!

that actually makes a lot of sense

I shoot those flares at people everyday but today it was just perfect placement on the windshield, had it been a tracer round it would have ht him right between the eyes, he thought he was as good as dead. I made a female piss herself two days ago, when i shot the flare at her car and i made her GTFO i was "WTF bitch, you didnt see the signs" she said " you shouldve yelled, you didnt have to shoot at me" She was crying and shit, fucking crybaby bitches.

The only way to be more badass, is to slap an Iraqi baby.

[bdydrpdmazda]

The only way to be more badass, is to slap an Iraqi baby.

I shoot atleast one of those flares everyday which is the third step in the escalation of force and everyday you would swear the mother fucker I shoot it at is gonna be scared as fuck, the faces people make when they see that shit coming at them makes my day everyday, i usually shoot it in the first hour of being at work and then im set for the next 11 hours.


Who read the pigeon story on my facebook?

[ilbcnu123]

you know this!

that actually makes a lot of sense

I shoot those flares at people everyday but today it was just perfect placement on the windshield, had it been a tracer round it would have ht him right between the eyes, he thought he was as good as dead. I made a female piss herself two days ago, when i shot the flare at her car and i made her GTFO i was "WTF bitch, you didnt see the signs" she said " you shouldve yelled, you didnt have to shoot at me" She was crying and shit, fucking crybaby bitches.

sounds pretty fucked up man. You just shoot flares AT THEM for no reason?

[roxie911]

sounds pretty fucked up man. You just shoot flares AT THEM for no reason?

That's what I was thinking

[oneSLOWex]

sounds pretty fucked up man. You just shoot flares AT THEM for no reason?

When you dont know if they are driving a car with a bomb or have one strapped to them things change. Also, like he said, the flare is their third warning. If they listen the first time its a only a verbal warning.

[bdydrpdmazda]

sounds pretty fucked up man. You just shoot flares AT THEM for no reason?

no i dont shoot em for no reason, i shoot the flares because they run the stop signs at my checkpoint, rules are what save your life at an entry control point and if people dont stop when i tell them to stop, i shoot a small flare at their windshield, if i did it for no reason i would get in alot of trouble, i have to fill out a sworn statement thats backed up by video surveillance for every flare i shoot...

[1990wade]

I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.

WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE LOL

[bdydrpdmazda]

i went in a thread full of noobs with the nerve to talk about how awesome the old style of this website was and talk shit about the new style and I handed out all my reps for 24 hours with red reps, it made me feel better about myself emotionally...

[03RCode]

i went in a thread full of noobs with the nerve to talk about how awesome the old style of this website was and talk shit about the new style and I handed out all my reps for 24 hours with red reps, it made me feel better about myself emotionally...

You
Are
The
Fucking
Man.


I haven't passed out any red reps in far too long.

[bdydrpdmazda]

I haven't passed out any red reps in far too long.

not usually my style either, it felt nice though, you should go do it too...


Sorry bout the thread jack Evan, it seems now as if its all about me, we still cool?

[Catnip]

not usually my style either, it felt nice though, you should go do it too...


Sorry bout the thread jack Evan, it seems now as if its all about me, we still cool?

LOL. Sall good fool