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    Quote Originally Posted by Jello! View Post
    that is exactly what i meant. i mean, omg. im so ugly. look at me and all my ugliness. hahahahaha ur funny. u just made my night ^.^
    typical reply to this type of situation
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    orly? i believe i get as close as i want.
    sucks for you
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    jello is attractive. what now?
    you must be the poor guy that has sex with skeletor, clearly you are some sort of alcoholic with drug issues to find her even bearable. Shes double bagger material, you know, one on her head and one on yours in case hers falls off...
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    oh believe me, i dont.
    good to know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    Shes double bagger material, you know, one on her head and one on yours in case hers falls off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    you must be the poor guy that has sex with skeletor, clearly you are some sort of alcoholic with drug issues to find her even bearable. Shes double bagger material, you know, one on her head and one on yours in case hers falls off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by 03RCode View Post
    The bag doesn't fall off if the rope is tight enough.
    touche'

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    I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.
    LOL



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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.
    Maybe just more irritated than normal cause you are so damn close to leaving that you are hating it even more?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 03RCode View Post
    LOL



    Beers when you get back?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    Maybe just more irritated than normal cause you are so damn close to leaving that you are hating it even more?
    that actually makes a lot of sense

    I shoot those flares at people everyday but today it was just perfect placement on the windshield, had it been a tracer round it would have ht him right between the eyes, he thought he was as good as dead. I made a female piss herself two days ago, when i shot the flare at her car and i made her GTFO i was "WTF bitch, you didnt see the signs" she said " you shouldve yelled, you didnt have to shoot at me" She was crying and shit, fucking crybaby bitches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    you know this!

    that actually makes a lot of sense

    I shoot those flares at people everyday but today it was just perfect placement on the windshield, had it been a tracer round it would have ht him right between the eyes, he thought he was as good as dead. I made a female piss herself two days ago, when i shot the flare at her car and i made her GTFO i was "WTF bitch, you didnt see the signs" she said " you shouldve yelled, you didnt have to shoot at me" She was crying and shit, fucking crybaby bitches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    you know this!

    that actually makes a lot of sense

    I shoot those flares at people everyday but today it was just perfect placement on the windshield, had it been a tracer round it would have ht him right between the eyes, he thought he was as good as dead. I made a female piss herself two days ago, when i shot the flare at her car and i made her GTFO i was "WTF bitch, you didnt see the signs" she said " you shouldve yelled, you didnt have to shoot at me" She was crying and shit, fucking crybaby bitches.
    sounds pretty fucked up man. You just shoot flares AT THEM for no reason?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.


    WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE LOL





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    i went in a thread full of noobs with the nerve to talk about how awesome the old style of this website was and talk shit about the new style and I handed out all my reps for 24 hours with red reps, it made me feel better about myself emotionally...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    i went in a thread full of noobs with the nerve to talk about how awesome the old style of this website was and talk shit about the new style and I handed out all my reps for 24 hours with red reps, it made me feel better about myself emotionally...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by 03RCode View Post


    I haven't passed out any red reps in far too long.
    not usually my style either, it felt nice though, you should go do it too...


    Sorry bout the thread jack Evan, it seems now as if its all about me, we still cool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    not usually my style either, it felt nice though, you should go do it too...


    Sorry bout the thread jack Evan, it seems now as if its all about me, we still cool?
    LOL. Sall good fool
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