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  1. 03-17-2010, 11:27 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by 03RCode View Post
    Bare my children?
    Anytime.
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    WTF ZACH!? NOW i'm butthurt.
    GTFO. You can have him next.
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  2. 03-17-2010, 11:29 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    Anytime.


    GTFO. You can have him next.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jello! View Post
    that is exactly what i meant. i mean, omg. im so ugly. look at me and all my ugliness. hahahahaha ur funny. u just made my night ^.^
    typical reply to this type of situation
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    orly? i believe i get as close as i want.
    sucks for you
    Quote Originally Posted by TireBoi View Post
    jello is attractive. what now?
    you must be the poor guy that has sex with skeletor, clearly you are some sort of alcoholic with drug issues to find her even bearable. Shes double bagger material, you know, one on her head and one on yours in case hers falls off...
    Quote Originally Posted by Jello! View Post
    oh believe me, i dont.
    good to know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    WTF ZACH!? NOW i'm butthurt.
    Only Bill is allowed to bare my seed. You must take it in the ear, but wait your turn young grasshopper.
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    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it
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    orly? i believe i get as close as i want.

    Quote Originally Posted by 03RCode View Post
    There is no hole in her leg, you get no pleasure from humping it. Back away.
    250 awhp.
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    jello is attractive. what now?
    250 awhp.
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    LOL mofo's trying to run off the female population. Thats pretty funked up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    LOL mofo's trying to run off the female population. Thats pretty funked up.
    I <3 bitches/hoes.
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    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by 03RCode View Post
    I <3 bitches/hoes.
    long as they are not fat or sketchy we are good
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    long as they are not fat or sketchy we are good
    I'm out on the fat bitches; sketchy, on the other hand, just makes things exciting.
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    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by 03RCode View Post
    I'm out on the fat bitches; sketchy, on the other hand, just makes things exciting.
    LOL true...cause you never know whats REALLY going on
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    LOL mofo's trying to run off the female population. Thats pretty funked up.
    its not like the site benefits from having ugly whores be a part of it and Im really not sure why you would want them hanging around...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    its not like the site benefits from having ugly whores be a part of it and Im really not sure why you would want them hanging around...
    everyone loves an ugly whore. have you ever seen your mom?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jello! View Post
    everyone loves an ugly whore. have you ever seen your mom?
    Is this your way of saying you dig anal, because I dig bitches that dig taking it in the pooper.
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    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jello! View Post
    everyone loves an ugly whore. have you ever seen your mom?
    lol THAT WAS DUMB. I mean srsly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jello! View Post
    everyone loves an ugly whore. have you ever seen your mom?
    What do you have to do with his mom?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jello! View Post
    everyone loves an ugly whore. have you ever seen your mom?
    thats lame as fuck, seriously...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    its not like the site benefits from having ugly whores be a part of it and Im really not sure why you would want them hanging around...
    Drama is funny LOL and they bring teh drama
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    waffle house anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jello! View Post
    waffle house anyone?
    GTFO whore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    GTFO whore.
    omg im such a whore. whose got 5$?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jello! View Post
    omg im such a whore. whose got 5$?
    Ive got a dollar...what can i get?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    Ive got a dollar...what can i get?
    buy me a double cheeseburger and uve got urself 30 min XD
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    holy shit ya caught me.
    250 awhp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jello! View Post
    omg im such a whore. whose got 5$?
    I've got some chloroform and a hammer. Allow me to implant my seed into your inner ear canal or else.
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    i got 10 bucks...
    250 awhp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TireBoi View Post
    i got 10 bucks...
    sold.
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    i also have swappable facial expressions. its awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    where did you get a pic of my bday cake?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    where did you get a pic of my bday cake?
    I have friends in low places.
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    that cake looks yum
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    Evan,


    Tint your windows and shit, dawg.


    Sincerely,

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    Quote Originally Posted by 03RCode View Post
    Evan,


    Tint your windows and shit, dawg.


    Sincerely,

    Zach
    Dear Zach,



    Tinted lexan is coming.


    Sincerely,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    Dear Zach,



    Tinted lexan is coming.


    Sincerely,

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    Is that a home depot lip?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    Is that a home depot lip?

    Unfortunately, yes. I had a WTB thread for a lip for at least a month, no replies. I had the stuff laying around from a couple years ago, so I decided to just throw it on. I didn't have to drill any holes in the bumper and it took a few minutes to put on. I'm not too happy with how it turned out, but it's not the worst HD lip I've seen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    Unfortunately, yes. I had a WTB thread for a lip for at least a month, no replies. I had the stuff laying around from a couple years ago, so I decided to just throw it on. I didn't have to drill any holes in the bumper and it took a few minutes to put on. I'm not too happy with how it turned out, but it's not the worth HD lip I've seen.
    You tried jdmshit.com? They have some knock off lips...it may be a pain at first to make it fit right but they are not too bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    Dear Zach,



    Tinted lexan is coming.


    Sincerely,

    Evan

    This is why I <3 you.

    ...Most days.

    Beers... soon. You still coming up to see your woman fairly often? You do realize I'm only like... 35-40 minutes from Ellighey correct?
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    haha just thought id throw that in there. im not actually trying to insult anybody. im just bored.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jello! View Post
    haha just thought id throw that in there. im not actually trying to insult anybody. im just bored.



    So is that a yes to my previous question?
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