listen here and now friends! dorito bags no longer need be tossed by the wayside filled with doritos dust that could otherwise be dancing upon your tastebuds to the sound sensations of kesha, because... the party don't start til you breathe in! i give you....*drumroll*





THE STRAW!!!!!!!!!!


NO LONGER JUST FOR DRINKS, THIS UNIVERSAL, AND SENSATIONAL TOOL ONCE THOUGHT TO BE ONLY FOR LIQUIDS AND COCCAINE IS NOW HERE FOR YOUR FOOD PLEASURE! AND DON'T WORRY LITTLE TOMMY THIS STRAW IS JUST FOR A BROKEN JAW NO NO NO YOU CAN ENJOY STRAW ANYWHERE DORITOS ARE SOLD. FLEXISTRAW SOLD SEPERATELY, NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY USAGE OR INJURIES WHILE USING STRAW IN ANY MANNER OTHER THAN DIRECTLY INTENDED FOR STRAW USE.