Quote Originally Posted by EG_Ryder View Post
Unh, Check it

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero.
Unh! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with-him
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, My middle name's Lance, My Grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack, 'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack, 'Cause whitey just struck back!!!

ohhhhh, just killed all of yall!