No.Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.
No.
I dont think you passed the test
You give me a zero, but people call me a hero
but im like constipated, couldn't give a shit.
I spit fire like I just ate a demon
My shits so hot I leave your toilet bowl steamin
oh no now you screamin', "im too sleepy wish I was dreamin"
Like superman, Im not a common man, Ive got the plan.
Lol I am tired as hell, but Im on some adderal right now, so I have shit popping in my mind like crazy. I hate textin on my phone, but yeah Im down.
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Anymore challengers? Tiffany just admitted defeat, via text.
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That's dirty I did not do such a thing I got writers block cus I'm sleepy but for that I got sumthin
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
Lulz
I aint evvvva skurrrrd guuuuuuuuuuuurl
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Check this out..
Simon got me cryin
I think I'm in love with his rhymin
Rusty though his shit is lame
I can't believe I still remember his name
I'm so sleepy my eyes are half closed
My brain is on lockdown its totally froze
When I get up tomorrow it will be a new day
Imma blow you all out the water up up and away
Last edited by ilovemyhonda.; 02-10-2010 at 10:45 PM.
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
-Yawn-
I saw you post, but crickets I hear most
Im like bill goldberg, you just hit an iceberg
You claim writers block, but you dreamin bout cawk
it's ok though, I soar like a hawk, high above you
just like to bug you, you think you winning
but this is just the begining
Bout down to the redneck rap king
and i will let you kiss my bling
Im out fo the night, work in the AM
GOOOOOOOTDAYUMM it's almost 11PM.
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Just the first shit to pop in my head.....
my eyes are hazed, thoughts are dazed, but i dont blaze
guess its just a faze of the days, when people got along
where are we supposed to belong
so long to the times, when white boys could bust rhymes
without catchin fines, wheres the line
not the one Whitney Houston was hittin
Once I was bitten, by the venom, now im called the phenom
Im just a demon now, wonder somedays how, maybe I should call a foul
3 times the loser, alcohol induced drug abuser, strip cruiser
body bruiser
sometimes i want to change things, but the more things change the more they stay the same, this game is what I loved, but when I got hurt, they shoulda buried me in the dirt
4th & 2 with 3 to go, some bitchass broke my hip, and ZIP there went my football career,
so now all i can do is sit and kill deer, and drink beer, i live in fear and shame from that damn game, football was my life.....fuck it where's the knife.
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.....YOU TOO CLOSE MAN!!
...damn i'm hungry as hell/
could go for some blue nerds,like smurfs and gargabell/
i got rhymes/
forget'em half the time/
i'm online/
you got a somethin rebuilt that shines/
i got a flat black engine with oil stains under mine/
you got skills?/big shot on the internet for realz?/
i gotta draw on people to pay my bills/
it's all good or all bad/
my worst day is the best weekend you ever had/
ohh you bleedin from the mouth/here's a maxi-pad/
oh you're a man....my bad..../
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scary movie 3 lol very funny.
uh uh, sitting at the bar, looking just afar, i see your girl sittin there shinning like a star
so i may my way ova, tap her on the shoulda, n say girl come with me, and jump in my range rova .
got her to the door
panties on the floor
shes laying on my bed, beggin me for more
She made me swear to god i loved her
then i fucked her like no other
then i waffle housed that pussy
and left it scattered, covered, smothered
im talking about your girl, I cant give her the world
but she still phenes for my nuts, like a fuckin squirrel
after a long while, i finally got a smile, girl you make me proud,its time for that blunt of loud.
I smoke some mary jane, yours is not the same, mine wears a purple dress, yours is fuckin plain. Thats that purple kush, dont mistaken it as that reggie bush, step in my face get mushed, then ill take your girl like a virginity i never took.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lexus GS300
whoops, i made a mess
on your girlfriends chest
I thought i was done, then out came the rest
Im not to blame, its normally pretty tame
something didnt feel right, things are not the same
my rhymes arent lame, is this some sort of game?
your girl sucks my dick, like shes in the hall of fame.
Lexus GS300
I fucked your girl again, no shes not a friend
when i eat her pussy, she does some sort of back bend
Its not weird, when her pussy's on my beard
bc its something, ive honestly never feared.
Pussy on my face, on the floor goes the vase
i think its safe to say, i surpassed 1st base
Im not talking baseball, i use her like a free stall
fuck her right, all night, banging heads against the wall
Damn im white
Lexus GS300
Bitch im the bomb like tik tok, if your smart id run for that glock
because im comin
Im comin for the money, night, rain, morning,snowing mainly when its sunny.
so you can see me, dont ever try to be me, you will not succeed me
go grab my money, if not ill take your honey, and shit on her chest, its feeling kinda runny.
or go get your pistol, or ill take your sister, im racing to your house like im driving at Bristol
Lexus GS300
Im not black but i play dice, check your hood and find out that im fuckin nice
Your girl likes it when i grab her ass like a fuckin vice
She really really paid the price, so now shes got pubic lice
They run around like little mice, makes her pussy smell like shrimp fried rice
Im not mad, your girl gave it all she had, but i lasted pretty long so im pretty kinda sorta glad
She made one small request
really wanted me in her chest
so I did my very best to not fuck her like the rest
I stopped sipping on that lean
because it makes me really mean
and i know what you just seen
me licken your girlfriends bean
I understand your mad,
because shes all you ever had
and i laugh cuz your sad
cause damn your girl was bad
shes a beast up in the sack
and she loves it from the back
she loves it when i do it
she said you were fuckin wack
Lexus GS300
Damn im white as fuck
Lexus GS300
I have to confess, theres only one woman whos the best
and she wears a purple dress.
I inhale her and feel it in my chest
then i blow out and she starts on her quest
she gets me higher than the rest, i lock her in the chest
if I could fuck her i would, and make a fuckin mess, but i cant
so im going to rant, shes just a fuckin plant, so im gonna roll her up
and take off them fuckin pants.
Lexus GS300
Yo Sleeper, could your rhymes get any cheaper
Please spit something realer.
Ive been seen on the corner, a real drug dealer
I never will cheer for the Stains nor the Steelers
All my whips keep dem wet paints, all yours is dick feelers
Im a beast and lyrically, you gonna get raped
I was blessed mirically, im big like a ape
play that fuckin tape, I fucked your little mate
She said, she never been fucked like that,
said yo faggot ass needs to wear a dunce hat
Textually, this is the end for you, Chevy dually ridin dem thangs
like a fuckin vampire sinkin them fangs
got the glock on lock ready to go bang
Oh no Im gettin sent to the chain gang
before I go, we gonna give yo girl a good gang bang
This is nothing, Im actin tame
told yall before, im a whore here for fame.......
ehhhhhhhh im lackin and slackin'.
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Cupcakes what what
Rusty likes it in the butt butt
He only dates mutt mutts
He broke his leg now he uses a crutch crutch
He been beggin simon can he touch touch
He likes it real rough rough
Hahahahahaha
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
My week has been glum,
dragging like a bum,
I need a shot of rum,
to keep from going numb.
IA is the place,
Where I waste my day,
It keeps my mind astray
Although lots of threads are gay.
The office is so boring,
My coworker keeps snoring,
I have work at my desk,
But the internet im whoring.
I gets the job done,
Complaints I have none,
Let me end this rhyme,
This chicken biscuit is calling son.
T is post whoring
His shit is real boring
He got me over here snoring
I need a valentine
A fine ass guy
Or maybe I should say fuck it
Its my time to shine
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
I see your dilemma,
And my solution's pretty bitchin'.
Spend less time in the whoreslounge
And more time in the kitchen.
Ain't no guy who gives a shit
About your wominem dreams.
You'd spend all day on these weak ass rhymes
But your house wouldn't be fuckin' clean.
Maybe you'll get a valentine
But you gotta keep that mouth shut.
Just start making sandwiches
And be open to sex in the butt.
If you want a free style hit the beauty salon.
I make millions on rhymes - fuck that, I'm the Dun
Dadda. That's right, hoe... you don't want nadda
You hoes slippin in the Wranglers while I'm out buying Prada
I bring the ruckus - like Honda, smoke tires like Ganja.
I be shining like the neons lights you got unda
ya whip. Don't slip, cause I'll spray you hoes.
Slip right past ya like you got butter on ya doors.
Say you runnin for PINKS n*gga, how da hell you figga?
You runnin for your life - cause I keep my finga on the trigger.
You little accident racers, yall should be driving Pacers,
Try to step the kid? Hell nah - you're gay sir.
I see no real competition in this thread
You fuckers not even worth me getting outta bed...
gittin head. From your bitch as you send her "i love you" texts.
Then she shows me and we laugh - then get right back to sex.
Freeze muther bitches! You just got robbed.
Make 1 false post and you might get shot,
as I drop - w/ the rhymes coming like big Mack truck
I'll toss ya ass in a lyrical buck and slow fuck.
You suck.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
Aww shit....*turns off Earth, Wind & Fire...cranks Gucci*
Tiff is coming at the kid like she forgot her place on the site
She needs to shut her mouth before she makes me knock out her lights
I'm no woman beater, but I know folks at Georgia Power
You'll be in the dark in about another hour
You don't want this battle, I will destroy your shit
Get your ass in the kitchen and fix me some ham and grits
With cheese on em, don't leave out the fucking cheese
After that I wanna play with them juicy ass double d's:boobies:
Damn, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to go hard on you
You came at me sideways, I had to run through
IA is my life and she disrespects me here,
What the fucks her problem, I have no eye dear......
*throws mic, followed by a bitch slap w/ baby powder*
Fuk a valentine
This girls a MF dime
Flip the script, don't quit, girl get off that stupid shit
Ya man's a lame and he always playin games
Don't sit around and think his stupid ass is gonna change
Realize the game and bitch you better do the same
Call him up,
But only when you wanna fuk
Ignore his calls unless he talkin bout he wanna beat them guts
Do what they do
Until you get a new new
In ATL there's 25 other bitches who can do the shit you do.
My boyfriend is better than you...
Lmmmaaaoooooo @ liz
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
Eatin patron cupcakes
Imma a little tipsy
Fuck wit me my attitude gonna get prissy
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
i never been the one to get astronomically high,
but damn right i'ma star so the moon i'ma fly,
keep a lid over my eye like a shark thats in heat,
i bust in a chick raw with the deep sea skeet skeet,
if this was something serious i was doing a show for
i'd come more correct like a dictionary in the bottom drawer,
so please theres no checking me unless you want both of your eyes dotted,
not an alphabet man but the robbery is plotted,
if saw the second coming of Beverly hills show tunes,
then you'd know what i'm talking about Bridgette Nealson in the gun saloon,
i do this for a living, the art of story telling mixed with fine wutang spirits it was written,
so thankyou importatlanta,
the cyhper's on like a light bulb,
killing salty ****** like a slug,
one luv.
wealth is of the mind and not the pockett
ive got a boner
ive got a boner
ive got a boner
hey hey hey hey
You and me together make a perfect combination
When I'm drunk like right now I feel I can conquer the nation
But if I try to drive ill end up at the police station
Not for street racin but for swervy pacin
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
niccas wonder why burgers comes with fries
I like to supersize so I can get some apple pies
to Lizbiz and ilovemyhonda
i'll get yall hot and wet inside just like my sauna
i wont stop there
i'll be pulling on yalls hair
making yalls toes curl
in one tongue swirl
i hope yall r dimes because i've never seen yall before
if u are and want ur guts bashed in then im that boy
i dont mean any disrespect by the rhymes im spittin
like when i say im dipping right after the splitin
since ur on IA i know ur somewhat into cars
but i really want to know if ur into Ménage à trois
u dont need a valentines i dont have one either
but not cause im ugly or an Underachiever
on sunday get ass naked into ur tub
i'll be there when i can sportin a chub
to the op ur rhymes are whack
i could snort crack and come up with shit better way better than that
your rhymes man... just arent appealing
i bet the only fan u got is the one on ur ceiling
Clear ur pm's ilovemyhonda
Cleared sweets!
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
I aint never ever had a dude get me like that.
He flip me over quick and then he hit it from the back.
Can't let no other know cuz I'm sure she will go afta'
He all about his biz like a M***a F***in Kappa
He treat me like a queen
Like Mabaline, bitch I'm worth it.
He kiss me on my neck and wisper in my ear "its perfect"
My boyfriend is better than you...
i never been one to pose for pictures like a manecan,
bandwagon fans, lost them, they came and went.
call me a hard ass *****, rock like a sediment,
and carry that drunken style, sleep like a sedative,
guess this is a thread bump,
smack you with a lead pump,
cuz your full of hot air shot gun shells its over chump,
i can keep going, pink bunny fuck you,
cuz i'm rolling on 16's and damn right they tuck to,
and i'm throught for the most part with tihs fine art
time to go back to sleep, got hit with a dart.
wealth is of the mind and not the pockett
WOW...are you guys serious??
Actually no, atleast Im not. I know I can't rap. LOL just for shits and giggles.
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I've already killed at least 1,000 people today
I'm up all night and I sleep every day
Mowin' fools down at the Chick-fil-A
If you wanna eat some chicken, I feel bad for you, son
I've got 99 problems and a submachine gun
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