Time for 2010's Freestylin thread....

[TheProfiteer]

lickity splick, IAers suckin on dick
niccas-beaners-n-hicks
we got like 6 IA chicks
who claim to ride sticks
their pubic hair is infested with ticks
desperately trying to get licks

Stinky pinky, stuck in an imported cunt
these bitches think posting nudes is some kinda stunt
but in relation to the cultural suffocation
these bitches contribute to the perpetual degradation
in which the correlation is a mere stipulation
to the idea that these hoes are even worth a mention.
Might as well clump them in the retard section.

IA bitches arent born, they are excreted.
Bitches like Echo, and Gaydodge deserve to get deleted
Originating from a the foulest of sources
the hoes need to enroll in rudimentary courses
one claims to have prowess the other is straight old
just like a bitch should these hoes do as they told
Tryin to get their pickles wet, they get left out in the da cold
Yet would I be so bold as to claim reiteration?
When I know that these hoes originate from a homosexual nation.

[Double_0_Rusty]

LMAO im glad i made this thread.

[ilbcnu123]

lawl

[Turbo Terrance]

this shit is great SIMON is poppin off lol

lol this shit is poppin son...

[Echonova]

I’m outta class
Whiskey in my glass
I’m ‘bout to hand sucka’s their ass

[Echonova]

WHO RUNS THIS MOTHER FUCKER?

[Echonova]

ECHONOVA

[Echonova]

I SAID WHO RUNS THIS MOTHER FUCKER?????

[Echonova]

ECHONOVA

Troo dat.

[Double_0_Rusty]

I'm sick of these muhfuckas with that ho shit
Make yo self known and stop typin from behind that scree.
I remember back to when I made this thread
Some niccas posted up sayin' I aint sick in the head
Yeah I gave it a try but when Im done they might die
These niccas started somethin' they couldnt finish
Now I got to finish this shit, you bitches owe me money
Now these bitches want to look at me funny
But yo I ain't even gonna let'em step
If they start to rep I'm gonna rep right back
I got to set this shit straight now, Ima letcha know you missed me...
But I ain't got shit to say since ya tried to piss me off, bitches
It's best to get yo faggot ass out of my fuckin' way
Some people dont like me, but they don't understand
That here I stand, King of Kings, like a Lion ready to pounce
I'm makin' money so go ahead and bounce
Dub Oh makin this thread, fucker it's yo self you got to check
I represent that fuckin' A-town, not Adlana, that fuckin Lil A
Through the circumstances and the difficulties in the redneck life
Frat boys be comin' with ho shit makin' it harder
I'm takin' a stand in my fuckin thread, I got this shit on lock, it's gone dark.
Because ya got a plan with no heart, smelly bitches stinkin like a fart.
I'm only down with them suckas who was down with me from the start
Get it through your head, I have to take meds, got the fuckin feds takin pictures
I break fuckin fixtures, bitch you don't back up, Ima knock the dentures down your fuckin throat, you just a hoax, like a punch to the gut you gonna bloat, hang on, time to go smoke.................................

~drops mic

[lanning]

MIKE JONES

WHO?

[Echonova]

This thread makes me laugh
i dont even need to give half
the effort to bring you down
you rap like a clown
from the suburbs of atlanta
dont even act like a thug you still believe in santa
born and raised in decatur
the shit i spit will make a crater
in your brain your rhymes are tame
im gonna run a train and get some brain
from your bitch she got the fame
she dont even know my name
and imma keep it that way so you dont go insane

so let me make one thing clear
i dont need to waste my time as you cower in fear
this is importatlanta not some rap show, queer
i dont even rap im arab as fuck
but i did teach your mom how to suck
shes a good fuck and she even followed through
one thing though, your mom should have swallowed you

That’s the best rhyme you got, You proud of that shit?
Roll your face on the keyboard and you’d type a bigger hit.
Google rap generator is saved as a favorite
Because without it your skills are lamer than fuck
Step on up to get smacked bitch, your rhymes suck
My crew hits your girl’s pussy like it was a hockey puck.
Keep on spitin that shit if you wanna get clowned
Your rhymes are about as simple as that song “pants on the ground”

[Echonova]

Why did you have to bring my mom into it lol.

Rule #47 of a battle.

Don't hate me, hate the system.

[Echonova]

Why did you have to bring my mom into it lol.

Echonova isin da house, some call me Durty Gramps
I gotz da flow, all you got iz menstrual cramps
You want me to leave your mom alone, well that’s cool I guess
I can understand the thought of my dick up in her can cause you some stress
But what are you going to do,
When you kiss your girl, and she’s got my dick on her breath too?
What can I do? What can I say?
Troo playa pimp and the ladies love me that way.

[Echonova]

Lulz.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Echo with the lulz.....

awaits him to disect my last flow.

[TheProfiteer]

Nova thinks hes poppin, show stoppin
for him all the IA ladies, straight pantie droppin.
If by ladies you mean, Rusty, NewGen, and Dr Green.
Nova tossin that salad like its IAs new ballad.
The fact of the matter is Nova has been deemed invalid.
Next in line is to present their rhyme
must understand that their words are as sour as lime
worth no more than a dime, and it may very well be a crime
once committed, is submitted, leaving only the acquitted
One word to sum up Echo should very well be dimwitted.

[Tracy]

ECHONOVA

word to yer motha.

[Echonova]

Nova thinks hes poppin, show stoppin
for him all the IA ladies, straight pantie droppin.
If by ladies you mean, Rusty, NewGen, and Dr Green.
Nova tossin that salad like its IAs new ballad.
The fact of the matter is Nova has been deemed invalid.
Next in line is to present their rhyme
must understand that their words are as sour as lime
worth no more than a dime, and it may very well be a crime
once committed, is submitted, leaving only the acquitted
One word to sum up Echo should very well be dimwitted.

Oops, sorry I took so long, sorry I was gone
Your chick kept me busy wit dat good 'ole Georgia dome
Funny ain't it how her panties always drop, when I grab the microphone
So here we go
Ima spit my flow
For your old ass hoe...
You best react fast, this is a 100 yard dash
Don't be late, or you'll be comin in last
The biggest purse goes to those who finish first
And me against you is like a Porsche against a Hearse
You may as well not exist, don't even pull to the line,
Cause you already lost, the money's already mine,
It's best to let it go, do whatever you know,
Cause you ain't nothin but a rookie, dealin with a seasoned pro

[Echonova]

Seacrest, out.

[TheProfiteer]

Oops, sorry I took so long, sorry I was gone
Your chick kept me busy wit dat good 'ole Georgia dome
Funny ain't it how her panties always drop, when I grab the microphone
So here we go
Ima spit my flow
For your old ass hoe...
You best react fast, this is a 100 yard dash
Don't be late, or you'll be comin in last
The biggest purse goes to those who finish first
And me against you is like a Porsche against a Hearse
You may as well not exist, don't even pull to the line,
Cause you already lost, the money's already mine,
It's best to let it go, do whatever you know,
Cause you ain't nothin but a rookie, dealin with a seasoned pro

A seasoned pro? Please! You're as stale as rotten cheese.
Like a hooker on her knees ready to receive.
My reprieve is due, something you should of knew
but you havent a clue, cuz that shit that you spew
is as worthless as dry glue.
Whats this shit Nova tryin to pull? Whos he tryin to impress?
the fact remains that his colon is full, and when under duress
from receiving that stress, Nova gets it rushed in, n has no problem gettin his shit pushed in.
Cuz those rhymes that you droppin, need good moppin
so just clean up that mess, and when put to the test,
I will rush to address, your inadequacy at best
is described as retarded, you're of no use, time to get discarded.

[EG_Ryder]

lmao echo is killin everybody!

[TheProfiteer]

lmao echo is killin everybody!

shut up nutswinger, no one asked for your e-pinion

[ilovemyhonda.]

Tiffany is here its about to be a wrap
Leavin you all speechless like ooohhhh snnaaapp!
I have nothin but swagger
Havin you slittin your own wrists with a dagger.
Imma white girl with alotta class and a big round ass
I see you lookin ma dude but I don't talk to trash
This thread is full of nothin but lames
By time I'm done your all gonna be put to shame.
I'm the girl rockin nikes all day wearin my jlo jacket with fur on the hood
No I'm not black but I gotta lot of style, you mustve miss understood.
So now that I've been here and rocked your mind
I'm sayin goodnight cus its already past nine
I just stole the spotlight, I'm here to shine!

[EG_Ryder]

shut up nutswinger, no one asked for your e-pinion

dont get mad cause you got killed lol...so i guess your cool now for using acronyms huh?

[NewGen33]

The best come after the best lol...yes you Echonova.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Tiffany, that was wack,
I almost had a heart attack
We all know you love sucking a fat sack
This aint MickeyD's, aint no big macs.
Ya gotsa round ass, but my girth is more mass
than the world, bitch give me some oral.
I soar above ya, fuckin whores in the ass
NO Condom, you know, givin them bitches the aids
like a french maid, you just got textually laid, some may say played

[ilovemyhonda.]

Double 0 rusty stands for 2 rusty nuts
Your a faggot homie you take dick in the butt
You almost had a heart attck cus I graced you with my beauty
All the girls in your past are lame, they look like booty
Lil mama runs hard in the game ill stomp on yo name
You aint got nuthin on me you needa open your eyes and see
Imma have you committing suicide
You gonna be hanging with a rope around your neck tied to the tree
You will never be able to get like me I'm one of a kind
Something you will never find
You gonna be in jail doin hard time
Cus your gonna fall in love and start stalkin
Your shits garbage all your doin is talkin
Take your prude ass in the back
You gonna need your hand to jack
Cus you aint gonna get a girl in your life
The next dude you meet is gonna be callin you wife
Keep steppin I love this game
By the end of round 3 you gonna be sayin my name!

[LizBiz]

LOL @ this thread got Echo in the backseat givin me head.
Top notch chick not a 5 star bitch, my money long like richie rich.
Aint not shame in my MF game got the baddest dudes on this site screamin my name.
You aint a classy hoe, you a trashy hoe bannging dudes inside ur honda 2 doe
Can't compare to me real woman bout my biz, own house, on car, aint got no kidz!

[ilovemyhonda.]

Look at this pretender comin in here tryna run sumthin
She aint everything she say she is she's frontin
I be in my coupe I be fuckin bumpin
I'm so fly I be the only one stuntin
Got these hoes and these dudes jockin
When I come through I shut shit down everyone be stoppin
I got so much swag I get shit poppin
I love to swag surf your a sleazy hoe you be getting fucked on the football field turf
Imma grown ass woman I'm about mines
You think you onto sumthin but your wastin your time
You gonna be running home to yo momma cryin
All these whack tricks jealous of me
they see me walkin around wit they man ya see
I got more money then jermaine dupree
What was that? You wanna get like me?
Ha that's a joke right? You can't get on my level you fruitier then fruity pebbles!

[TheProfiteer]

there once was an IA hoe from Nantucket
who loved hondas and was the forum's official cum bucket
she claimed her car was fast and that she had indescribable class
but you'd be a fool if you say that "yeah I would fuck it"
she fails at it all, and her name is Tiff, and I can say for certain she wouldnt make my penis stiff, she would walk by, and sniff sniff, behold the smell of rotten fish.
With 1.6 liters under her hood, she claims her car has the power that a V8 should.
JDM wipers, and exhaust bought from ebay, when others describe her car, they simply describe it as gay.
But hey what can I say, she claims she gets play, if thats the case, then bestiality is here to stay.

[quickdodge®]

A lot of people in here with zero "skills." Later, QD.

[Echonova]

there once was an IA hoe from Nantucket
who loved hondas and was the forum's official cum bucket
she claimed her car was fast and that she had indescribable class
but you'd be a fool if you say that "yeah I would fuck it"
she fails at it all, and her name is Tiff, and I can say for certain she wouldnt make my penis stiff, she would walk by, and sniff sniff, behold the smell of rotten fish.
With 1.6 liters under her hood, she claims her car has the power that a V8 should.
JDM wipers, and exhaust bought from ebay, when others describe her car, they simply describe it as gay.
But hey what can I say, she claims she gets play, if thats the case, then bestiality is here to stay.

[Echonova]

LOL, I should not be surfing IA in the middle of class... My boss paid good money for me to get edumacateded.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Qd I thought you loved when I spit rhymes for you? And profiteer I got your ass in a minute. I got fucking writers block!

[AirMax95]

You all say you got skills, you must be popping pills
Saying you can rap is like saying that your wheels are real
I thought this thread would die, once you squares came off your high
But see that you return, only to get burned.

My flow is so smooth like the tone from my duals
I ride on this beat while I take your ass to school
Only few in this thread, rhymes are top notch
The rest of cats need to stick to riding jock.

Bonus:

This lady work with smokes like a train
Her lungs are fucked, much like her brain
She bitches and complains, everyday is the same
Someone please shut her up, and tell her “stay in your lane”.

She tried to mastermind, the token kids demise
But I cover my ass, like a stripper with nasty gas
The broad ran to my boss, snitching at what cost?
He said to her ass so what, Its not his fault…..

Whew!!!

[ilovemyhonda.]

There's a faggot named theprofiteer
He begs QD everyday to fuck him the rear
Check this out folks his middle name is queer
Never claimed my 1.6 honda was fast
Duh of course right now it would come in dead last
Bitch your like a fake blast from the past
What the cum you be swallowing clogging your brain?
Stop letting these IA guys run you like a train
I already told ya'll one of you bitches would be sayin my name
What you thought I was lyin, please bitch the f's in my name stand for fame
The shit you spittin is garbage it can't be compared to mine
It should be illegal for being retarded your comitting a crime by tryin to rhyme
its just a matter of time before your locked up doin time
Imma pimp and a player
You the #1 dick slayer
There's alotta girls on this site full or whoretendencies
I'm not the ho on here that shit just aint me
These broads just jealous that's why the hate me
Nothing you say will ever phase me
Stop tellin people bs cus you aint what you claim to be
Its time for your afternoon snack
A dick in your mouth to make you choke
With a nut sack to release a load to tickle the back of your throat
I'm outtie bitches give me my jlo coat.

[Mantooth]

Unh, Check it

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero.
Unh! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with-him
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, My middle name's Lance, My Grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack, 'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack, 'Cause whitey just struck back!!!

ohhhhh, just killed all of yall!

[EG_Ryder]

nope you got it wrong it was this

[ilovemyhonda.]

Fricken pussies!!!