Time for 2010's Freestylin thread....

[Double_0_Rusty]

Haven't seen one posted this year yet, so let's go for it. I know either QD or Echo will murder this.

I'll start with just some LULZ material for y'all.

Poop stains of satin sheets,
while wallabes climb trees,
I flow like the breeze,
nicca, I loves me some cheese,
folk please, you a big steamy pile.
Im wild, you mild

I spit Cope, you smoke dope
bitch you crunchy, like Jiffy
Im pretty fuckin nifty.
Yo bitch tryna shop lift at thrifty
Im all shifty, like a BatlGround 240
You can afford me,
When I spit, youre floored by me.
I drive a truck, ladies wanna fuck
You faggot, like gettin stuck

Like lil wayne, youre a pain......
to my ears, glad hes doin years
LA aint gangsta, kinda gay like a wanksta.
Tats Tats Tats, all the bitches you fuck is Fats
Fats Fats.


Ok, Im done......

Flame suit engaged.

Carry on.




/my freestylin

[Elbow]

White boy wanna rap
I don't give a crap
Bitch ass white boy take a fucking nap
I'm about rap about your crap
The poop stains on your sheets
Bitch you fuck with me
I finger my ass more then you finger your girl
I live in a dark gay ass cold world
I take a nine inch dick straight to my intestine area.
I like being gaped and shit falling out in the commons area.
I'm not gay I'm just a true rapper.
Every rapper today is gayer then a man laying on hay all day trying to get a tan on his gay ass naked body.
I know a rapper that naturally gets wet in the butt
So his big bad producer can slide that cock in his butt.
This rap is better then that stupid fucking song about Mr. Flinstone and making beds rock.
Whoever sings in that shit I mean "raps" in that shit is a pussy ass bitch and needs to take a visit to a glock.
Take a lick on my pop and see how long it takes to get to the cream spot.
Fuck you bitches I'm out.


...just warming up guys, I'm going to stun you all with my ability.

[JDMJAYDC2]

White boy wanna rap
I don't give a crap
Bitch ass white boy take a fucking nap
I'm about rap about your crap
The poop stains on your sheets
Bitch you fuck with me
I finger my ass more then you finger your girl
I live in a dark gay ass cold world
I take a nine inch dick straight to my intestine area.
I like being gaped and shit falling out in the commons area.
I'm not gay I'm just a true rapper.
Every rapper today is gayer then a man laying on hay all day trying to get a tan on his gay ass naked body.
I know a rapper that naturally gets wet in the butt
So his big bad producer can slide that cock in his butt.
This rap is better then that stupid fucking song about Mr. Flinstone and making beds rock.
Whoever sings in that shit I mean "raps" in that shit is a pussy ass bitch and needs to take a visit to a glock.
Take a lick on my pop and see how long it takes to get to the cream spot.
Fuck you bitches I'm out.


...just warming up guys, I'm going to stun you all with my ability.

lol wut.... sounds like bizare from d12 funny as shit tho

[Double_0_Rusty]

Simon, what the fuck lol

[Double_0_Rusty]

Yo, Tibbett
you rhyme like xzibit
talkin all gay and shit
you want to fuck with me, bitch forget it.
You have no ability, you aint affiliated with me.
when you rap, makes me want to pee.
You sing with glee, fuckin hippy
Im all trippy, drinkin my juice from a sippy cup
you like to hiccup when the cum hits the back throat
I like to float, like a aldian, but i aint arabian
Im a barbarian, Conan, fo sho man.
Dont be mad, you like gettin gang banged in the chain gang
bitch this is the maelee, told you don't fuck with me.
Like MLK, I have a dream, givin' ho's teh cream
burnin yo face like hot steam, wierd it may seem
You have no repto redeem, bitch dont fuck with me....
lol ramble ramble your life is in shambles,
I want to race in the SCCA and be gay like you,
actually, the thought makes me want to puuuuuuuuke.
Kid you're a fluke, stick a flute up your ass
you fuckin spaz.


ok im done.....

[PSINXS]

kill yourself.

[Double_0_Rusty]

naw slick im good.

[roscoe]

Simon's on fire

[toonz]

LOL this is funny but im bored so what the hell LOL

Gun toatn/
blunts rollin/
got ya bitch on my dick limp cuz I skeeted 3 times but she loves blowin/
u clowns jokin/
Da D bois mad cause I got 50k in my acct wit pajamas in a honda in my tires I roll dope in/
swag of a fag no homo I jus hate mopen/
always happy cuz I stay smokin/
like bad builds/
.........
yo keep it real dawg/
deliverin what ya make in a year to bankhead I caught you swithchin in ya heels dawg/
ToonZ
ya flesh I will peel off/
leave you ina ditch,visit you day2day to watch you rott cant fuck wit me cuz you light in sweet like smeernoff/

[Tracy]

Haven't seen one posted this year yet, so let's go for it. I know either QD or Echo will murder this.

I'll start with just some LULZ material for y'all.

Poop stains of satin sheets,
while wallabes climb trees,
I flow like the breeze,
nicca, I loves me some cheese,
folk please, you a big steamy pile.
Im wild, you mild

I spit Cope, you smoke dope
bitch you crunchy, like Jiffy
Im pretty fuckin nifty.
Yo bitch tryna shop lift at thrifty
Im all shifty, like a BatlGround 240
You can afford me,
When I spit, youre floored by me.
I drive a truck, ladies wanna fuck
You faggot, like gettin stuck

Like lil wayne, youre a pain......
to my ears, glad hes doin years
LA aint gangsta, kinda gay like a wanksta.
Tats Tats Tats, all the bitches you fuck is Fats
Fats Fats.


Ok, Im done......

Flame suit engaged.

Carry on.




/my freestylin

Reps for BG shout out....in da house!!!!

[EG_Ryder]

Unh, Check it

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero.
Unh! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with-him
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, My middle name's Lance, My Grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack, 'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack, 'Cause whitey just struck back!!!

ohhhhh, just killed all of yall!

[Elbow]

This thread is whack as shit.
Bitch ass Rusty suck my dick.
I love you so that's all good.
I took this girl home the other night.
Gave her some ice and told her goodnight.
An hour later I went in the room and made her mine.
She was a dime I tell ya that bitch was fine.
She sucked my cock and didn't even remember
I knocked off her socks while we were in the shower
She was high as fuck and totally oblivious
I came in her pussy well damn that's just too obvious
Now she's calling me saying she's gonna have a baby
Baby we never even fucked what is you crazy?
I hang up and she tries to call back
I throw the phone over my back
I get a new number and go out the next week
Me and this new bitch head downtown to get some good weed
As I roll up to the usual corner I see the old bitch
Pot belly as hell trying to find some good sex.
I stop the car and say what the fuck bitch?
You've been pregnant you're just trying to get some cash do you still have that nasty itch?
This bitches pussy makes so much yeast from an infection
I could start a business making some damn good beer and cash connections
Me and the new bitch leave fat girls corner.
I tell her I was just fucking with her and never once touched her.
New girl says nu-uh homie let me out.
I say what the fuck girl we haven't even been out.
She says she don't deal with white boys like me.
Getting itchy yeasty girls pregnant and thinking nothing of it.
I say bitch take a sip of this.
Next thing I know the bitch is in the shower drinking all my piss.

[browningboy7]

Are yall serious? This thread is queer as fuck.
Freestyle kings? I've got a better chance of fucking donald duck.
Rusty be all up on simons cock like a bank robber makes love to his glock.
As far as this Dr.Phil loving mother fucker goes, Your supposed to count sheep at night not dress them up and bury your dick in them out of sight.
Now real quick lemme mention, As far as Simon goes...This aint no fucking audition.
He's used to it, He's been fucking dudes in the ass with a tire iron ever since his first male kiss in the 7th grade with his science teacher Byron.
Now I really don't know what to do about Ryder, He's a racist mother fucker who masterbates to the thought getting gang banged by the KKK. Speaking of the KKK just remember Rusty, MLK didn't get to finish his work...His had a cause, Your just makes people wanna choke.
Give it up and get used to being broke!

[Turbo Terrance]

I RIP AND I RHYME
I RHYME AND I RIP
THIS IS THE WAY THAT DYLAN SPITS!!!!!!

LOLOL SPIT HOT FIYAH!!!!

[Turbo Terrance]

Unh, Check it

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero.
Unh! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with-him
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, My middle name's Lance, My Grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack, 'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack, 'Cause whitey just struck back!!!

ohhhhh, just killed all of yall!

[Elbow]

Are yall serious? This thread is queer as fuck.
Freestyle kings? I've got a better chance of fucking donald duck.
Rusty be all up on simons cock like a bank robber makes love to his glock.
As far as this Dr.Phil loving mother fucker goes, Your supposed to count sheep at night not dress them up and bury your dick in them out of sight.
Now real quick lemme mention, As far as Simon goes...This aint no fucking audition.
He's used to it, He's been fucking dudes in the ass with a tire iron ever since his first male kiss in the 7th grade with his science teacher Byron.
Now I really don't know what to do about Ryder, He's a racist mother fucker who masterbates to the thought getting gang banged by the KKK. Speaking of the KKK just remember Rusty, MLK didn't get to finish his work...His had a cause, Your just makes people wanna choke.
Give it up and get used to being broke!

Browningboy are you serious? Your screen name should be ashy cookie.
You look like a piece of used coal posting in a mans real world.
It's true I take it in the ass, I'm a faggot ass lying bitch there aint no hiding that.
You came in this gay ass thread acting like you could make a difference.
Your little rap is gayer then last night when I fucked three different bitches.
By bitches I mean gay guys that dressed like girls.
It's not gay if they look like a girl.
Stop acting like a hard ass on the internet.
Tell everyone in this thread what me and you really did last night.

[browningboy7]

Browningboy are you serious? Your screen name should be ashy cookie.
You look like a piece of used coal posting in a mans real world.
It's true I take it in the ass, I'm a faggot ass lying bitch there aint no hiding that.
You came in this gay ass thread acting like you could make a difference.
Your little rap is gayer then last night when I fucked three different bitches.
By bitches I mean gay guys that dressed like girls.
It's not gay if they look like a girl.
Stop acting like a hard ass on the internet.
Tell everyone in this thread what me and you really did last night.

For fucks sake, Fine I admit
Simon filmed me making out with his moms clit.
Where was his dad you ask? Of course he was licking his sons ass.
Get that 8 mile shit out of here, We know what you are, We don't need you tell us.
Don't mind me I'm just slightly jealous.
I wish I was you, I really do.
That way I could end your life and everyone would worship me the way you already do.

[Elbow]

For fucks sake, Fine I admit
Simon filmed me making out with his moms clit.
Where was his dad you ask? Of course he was licking his sons ass.
Get that 8 mile shit out of here, We know what you are, We don't need you tell us.
Don't mind me I'm just slightly jealous.
I wish I was you, I really do.
That way I could end your life and everyone would worship me the way you already do.

You have this all wrong bitch.
When you were licking my moms DICK
I was sucking my own dad's dick.
You're right though he was licking my ass too.
Sixty nine is a position my family is just so damn use to.
You're jealous because of my fan base.
Maybe one day if you keep up your mad tight e-thugging people will worship you too.
Go on and keep sucking my moms dick.
You stupid girly looking piece of shit.

[browningboy7]

*pukes, drops keyboard and walks off stage*

lolol, That was fun.

[DVSRX-7]

I'm white oh boy
I'm white oh yea


























































NO For Real I'm white!

[quickdodge®]

Good thing I've already made my mark here. I don't even have to participate and I've won this. I'll just bring a blast from the past. Later, QD.

[NewGen33]

Here we go all these rhymes is lame
They all sound the same
None of you have any game
Sit in front of the mirror
Wishing i knew your name
You'll never reach my fame
Its hard to claim my reach to fame

I roll hard ill beat down blocks
Don't need a glock i got homies on lock
Don't fight fire i just gobble it up
Then use it to burn your lame ass up

This is easy like IA girls
Shoot them a few reps then they think they own the rep world
I get love where ever i go
People get excited like in GA when they think it will snow

I make or break your whole meaning in life
Eye me more than once you wont get up from sleeping that night
Spitting stupid like im first in the class
Make you so sick of me have you filling barf bags

Here to stay just remember my name
Newgen
Copy and paste so you can say you were here when I came

[TheProfiteer]

This thread is about to get hijacked,
and yo mom is about to get ass smacked.
Cuz this rhyme is the very definition of attrition
while the depiction of yo mom's vaginal emission
is set to explode and ready for deletion.
Your breath smells like a crackwhore's vaginal secretion.

I am amazed yet dazed, your face deserves to get hazed
cuz I blaze on only the finest of haze, so high its like im lost in a maze.
So dont be surprised when your learn of your demise
I can see past your lies, with the truth oozing out of yo eyes.
Thats when I sever my ties, deaf to your bitch ass cries,
you know its the truth when i say you like to fuck pies.

Cuz, Ive seen yo girl, she made me wanna hurl
you said her name was Jenny? Nah nicca she look more like an Earl.
Made my eyes wanna curl, straight into the back of my head
next time I see that bitch she better be dead, if not im gonna have to take action.
Cuz when I saw your hoe, man my only reaction, was that of disgust and just pure satisfaction
cuz i revel in the fact that your girl is the size of walrus, when she wears a yellow shirt, bitch looks like a school bus.

nicca!

[DVSRX-7]

Good thing I've already made my mark here. I don't even have to participate and I've won this. I'll just bring a blast from the past. Later, QD.

Lies, you were in the Beastie Boys so that's cheating! Your ruled out.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Riddle riddle, I got stuck in the middle
fo shizzle, I see Simon standin on the corner,
Im the fuckin coroner, bitch im flooring you,
Got damn right this thread is dead, fuckin
right I just night gowned it.
Oh shit, ima be late for work, so bitches whistle while you twirk.
Browningboy, isn't your name Joy, bitch you aint no boy, a kid
It's ok you can come out the closet and tell us you are fuckin Sid.
I don't smoke mids, but bitch I put in my bids.
Eminem, raps about being Hannibal Lecter, but bitch you rappin about suckin pecker.
Heckler, it may seem, you like gettin reamed, you got beamed by Scotty
Oh shit, white boys can't fuckin spit it, but fuck it, actin like im brand new at this shit.
Im used to this shit, Frat boys are my little toys, don't tell my girl, she might hurl, cause my bro's name is Earl.

LOL what the fuck, I can't think of anything else.

[Double_0_Rusty]

keep it up guys, gota bounce to work.

[Echonova]

LOL, how did I miss this thread. Unfortunately, I have a attend a HAZWOPER class today.


I'll handle ya'll when I get back.

[NewGen33]

LOL, how did I miss this thread. Unfortunately, I have a attend a HAZWOPER class today.


I'll handle ya'll when I get back.

You don't want none...

[quickdodge®]

You don't want none...

Neither do you, lolol. Later, QD.

[NewGen33]

Neither do you, lolol. Later, QD.

Bring it QuickDodge, I got rhymes for days lol.

[quickdodge®]

Bring it QuickDodge, I got rhymes for days lol.

Lolol. I reigned supreme here for a couple of years with key styling. I don't know if you have it, man, lolol. I don't know if I have it still. Later, QD.

[NewGen33]

Lolol. I reigned supreme here for a couple of years with key styling. I don't know if you have it, man, lolol. I don't know if I have it still. Later, QD.

Haha, just wanted to see you dust the mike off. I can see you free styling still while changing gears in the Volvo.

[quickdodge®]

LOLOL!!! Not anymore.

I drive an International now, though. Later, QD.

[AirMax95]

IA’s freestyle thread? You cats brain dead, wack rhymes just as bad as shit from K. Fed
I’ll participate, only to articulate, the shit I spit goes harder than a date rape…
Drug that is...I don’t need help with this…getting your main chicks on my dick.

Yeah she’s a slut, who I hear likes it in the butt,
but what the fuck, who does that shit….
You can keep that bitch, she’s got herpes on her lip…..

[NewGen33]

LOLOL!!! Not anymore.

I drive an International now, though. Later, QD.

Well hope that's an upgrade those Volvo's are pretty nice.

[JDMbabe]

this shit is great SIMON is poppin off lol

[Echonova]

NewGen33 your rhymes are lame
Not quite sure why you think you got game
While you think you’re hot shit and spitin on this joint
I’m not even warmed up, nowhere near my flash-point
Now you wanna run around and claim rhymes for days
Reality is, only set that will claim you is them fairy-ass gays
Now I’m sorry I’m not able to give you my best
‘cause I’m in a classroom taking a god damn test
But rest assured when I get outta this place
Ima shit on this thread like I did you momma’s face

[NewGen33]

NewGen33 your rhymes are lame
Not quite sure why you think you got game
While you think you’re hot shit and spitin on this joint
I’m not even warmed up, nowhere near my flash-point
Now you wanna run around and claim rhymes for days
Reality is, only set that will claim you is them fairy-ass gays
Now I’m sorry I’m not able to give you my best
‘cause I’m in a classroom taking a god damn test
But rest assured when I get outta this place
Ima shit on this thread like I did you momma’s face

Why did you have to bring my mom into it lol.

[ilbcnu123]

NewGen33 your rhymes are lame
Not quite sure why you think you got game
While you think you’re hot shit and spitin on this joint
I’m not even warmed up, nowhere near my flash-point
Now you wanna run around and claim rhymes for days
Reality is, only set that will claim you is them fairy-ass gays
Now I’m sorry I’m not able to give you my best
‘cause I’m in a classroom taking a god damn test
But rest assured when I get outta this place
Ima shit on this thread like I did you momma’s face

This thread makes me laugh
i dont even need to give half
the effort to bring you down
you rap like a clown
from the suburbs of atlanta
dont even act like a thug you still believe in santa
born and raised in decatur
the shit i spit will make a crater
in your brain your rhymes are tame
im gonna run a train and get some brain
from your bitch she got the fame
she dont even know my name
and imma keep it that way so you dont go insane

so let me make one thing clear
i dont need to waste my time as you cower in fear
this is importatlanta not some rap show, queer
i dont even rap im arab as fuck
but i did teach your mom how to suck
shes a good fuck and she even followed through
one thing though, your mom should have swallowed you

[BKgen®]

I was walking down the hall,
scratching my balls,
this thread is fucking dumb.