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  1. 02-04-2010, 03:46 PM #41
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    LOL!!!!! KEEP EM COMING!!!



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    20. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp



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    Quote Originally Posted by HatchHero View Post
    18. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!



    BWAHAHAHAH
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    yo im running out of them..I feel like im in Elementary school again..
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    lol

    yo mama is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY, when she was born her incubator had TINTED WINDOWS!!!

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    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH


    YO mama is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY, look like somebody did the STANKY LEG on her FACE!!!
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    do da stanky leg!!!!!!!



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    22. Yo mama SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bald you can see whats on her mind!!!!!!!




    HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by HatchHero View Post
    22. Yo mama SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bald you can see whats on her mind!!!!!!!




    HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

    hahahaha wtf.. lol
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    23. Yo Mama so fat her belly button has an echo


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    24.Yo mama so fat, when we have sex i have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in


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    25. Yo mama is so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!"


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    26. Yo mama so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.


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    27. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!
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    28. Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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    29. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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    YO DAWG


    YO MOMMA BE SO DUMB AND SHIT, SHE AKTCHU... AKCHUAL... ACT.... SHE REALLY BELIEVES THESE JOKES BE FUNNY AND SHIT YO.

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    30. Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    31. Yo momma's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter

    lololol
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKgen® View Post
    YO DAWG


    YO MOMMA BE SO DUMB AND SHIT, SHE AKTCHU... AKCHUAL... ACT.... SHE REALLY BELIEVES THESE JOKES BE FUNNY AND SHIT YO.
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    tu madre es tan pendeja que ni te ensenio SPANISH!

    yes ur mom is that stupid
    Peek-a-boo mofucka what now?!
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    keep them coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    33. YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOR THAT WHEN I ASKED HER WHATS FOR DINNER.... SHE PUT HER FOOT ON THE TABLE AND SAID CORN!!!!!


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    MY REP POINTS ARE ALL GONE!!!!



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    34. Your momma's SOOOOOOOOO smelly she made Right Guard go left!!!!!!!!

    YALL CANT BEAT ME!!!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by BKgen® View Post
    YO DAWG


    YO MOMMA BE SO DUMB AND SHIT, SHE AKTCHU... AKCHUAL... ACT.... SHE REALLY BELIEVES THESE JOKES BE FUNNY AND SHIT YO.


    lol!!!!!!



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    35. Your momma is SOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN ugly her nickname is hairy pooter!!!



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    36.Yo momma SOOOOOO ugly she put the Boogie man outta business!!!!!!!!!!



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    37. Yo mama so freaky her vibrator has Vtec!


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    Quote Originally Posted by EG_Ryder View Post
    37. Yo mama so freaky her vibrator has Vtec!
    38. Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ultm8mind View Post
    38. Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up.


    that one is good!!!:boobies:



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    39. Yo momma so fat.. the bitch wakes up in sections.
    Way Too Big

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    40. Yo momma so dumb, when I said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and spoon.
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    40. Yo momma so dumb, when I said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and spoon.

    LOL!!! good one!!



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    41. YO momma SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO big transfat runs from her!!!!



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    42. Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
    Way Too Big

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    43. Yo momma's so ugly, they used her as a prop on "Yo momma"
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    Whatchusaybout ma MOMMA?!!


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    LMA on!!!!!


    44. YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fat,
    when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps



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    these jokes are soo easy, i guess that why they call them YO MAMA!


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    45. yo momma so stupid on the way to Disney World she saw a sign that said "Disney World Left" so she went home.
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    ^^^ LOL!!



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