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    Talking yo momma jokes

    put a number by them



    1. Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!



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    2. yo mamma so fat, she puts her belt on with a boom-a-rang....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerdsrock22 View Post
    3. Your mother is a whore.


    4. Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th



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    5. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it



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    6. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skorcher View Post
    6. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."




    !!!!!!!



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    7. yo mamma's so stupid she bought a donut then took it back cuz it had a hole in it

    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    maybe some people like tasting teh dookiez?

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    8. Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!



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    9. Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skorcher View Post
    9. Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt

    lol


    9. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.



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    Yo momma so fat she makes IA girls appealing.

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    1998 called. They want their jokes back.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BKgen® View Post
    1998 called. They want their jokes back.
    I remember buying yo mama joke books at the book fair in elementary school, along with a fresh Lamborghini Diablo poster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerdsrock22 View Post
    I remember buying yo mama joke books at the book fair in elementary school, along with a fresh Lamborghini Diablo poster.


    elementary school book fair?????



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerdsrock22 View Post
    I remember buying yo mama joke books at the book fair in elementary school, along with a fresh Lamborghini Diablo poster.
    From the book fair? Yeah -- I got the Derek Jeter poster. After that, we went to Skate Country and told yo momma jokes while we ate pizza and played San Francisco Rush.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BKgen® View Post
    From the book fair? Yeah -- I got the Derek Jeter poster. After that, we went to Skate Country and told yo momma jokes while we ate pizza and played San Francisco Rush.

    rush was the shit. finding all the hidden pathways


    10. Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday



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    Quote Originally Posted by BKgen® View Post
    From the book fair? Yeah -- I got the Derek Jeter poster. After that, we went to Skate Country and told yo momma jokes while we ate pizza and played San Francisco Rush.
    I used to love how my Jnco's fit over those rollerblades; with the chain wallet hangin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerdsrock22 View Post
    I used to love how my Jnco's fit over those rollerblades; with the chain wallet hangin.


    i still have my first set of roces

    11. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerdsrock22 View Post
    I used to love how my Jnco's fit over those rollerblades; with the chain wallet hangin.
    Hell yeah. My 'yo momma' jokery couldn't be touched. I was the man -- with my Limp Bizkit t-shirt and 1996 Atlanta Olympics windbreaker.


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    ^^ good one but there was no yo momma before it



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    all ya mommas is stupid for letting u fucks say these dumb ass jokes
    Peek-a-boo mofucka what now?!

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    13. yo mama's pussy's so nasty, they eat that shit on fear factor.
    Way Too Big

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    14. Yo momma's so fat, she sweats Crisco.


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    Quote Originally Posted by teh_mugen18 View Post
    14. Yo momma's so fat, she sweats Crisco.


    lol

    15. Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her



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    hahahahaha


    Yo mama SOOOOOOOO FAT, she tripped over WALMART and landed on TARGET!!!!! bwahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black4DrEK View Post
    hahahahaha


    Yo mama SOOOOOOOO FAT, she tripped over WALMART and landed on TARGET!!!!! bwahahaha




    LOL!!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Black4DrEK View Post
    hahahahaha


    Yo mama SOOOOOOOO FAT, she tripped over WALMART and landed on TARGET!!!!! bwahahaha
    lol dumb..

    yo mama so fat when i climbed up on the bitch and yawned my ears popped!
    Way Too Big

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    16. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared



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    Yo mama soooooooooo FAT she on BOTH sides of the family!!! JAJAJA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black4DrEK View Post
    Yo mama soooooooooo FAT she on BOTH sides of the family!!! JAJAJA



    LOL!!!!!!!!!



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    yo mama SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT, she steped on the scale it said......

    TO BE CONTINUED!!!! jajajajajjaja

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    yo mama is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY, she even made OBAMA lose hope!!


    hahahahahaha

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    18. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!



    BWAHAHAHAH



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    Quote Originally Posted by HatchHero View Post
    18. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!



    BWAHAHAHAH
    lol...

    yo im running out of them..I feel like im in Elementary school again..

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    LOL!!!!! KEEP EM COMING!!!



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    20. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp



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    lol

    yo mama is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY, when she was born her incubator had TINTED WINDOWS!!!

    JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJJAJ

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    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH


    YO mama is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY, look like somebody did the STANKY LEG on her FACE!!!

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    do da stanky leg!!!!!!!



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