LOL!!!!! KEEP EM COMING!!!
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LOL!!!!! KEEP EM COMING!!!
20. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp
lol...Quote:
Originally Posted by HatchHero
yo im running out of them..I feel like im in Elementary school again..
lol
yo mama is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY, when she was born her incubator had TINTED WINDOWS!!!
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJJAJ
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
YO mama is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY, look like somebody did the STANKY LEG on her FACE!!!
do da stanky leg!!!!!!!
22. Yo mama SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bald you can see whats on her mind!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by HatchHero
hahahaha wtf.. lol
23. Yo Mama so fat her belly button has an echo
24.Yo mama so fat, when we have sex i have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in
25. Yo mama is so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!"
26. Yo mama so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.
27. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!
28. Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
29. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
YO DAWG
YO MOMMA BE SO DUMB AND SHIT, SHE AKTCHU... AKCHUAL... ACT.... SHE REALLY BELIEVES THESE JOKES BE FUNNY AND SHIT YO.
30. Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
31. Yo momma's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter
lololol
My reputation points, they are depleted.Quote:
Originally Posted by BKgen®
tu madre es tan pendeja que ni te ensenio SPANISH!
yes ur mom is that stupid
keep them coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33. YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOR THAT WHEN I ASKED HER WHATS FOR DINNER.... SHE PUT HER FOOT ON THE TABLE AND SAID CORN!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MY REP POINTS ARE ALL GONE!!!!
34. Your momma's SOOOOOOOOO smelly she made Right Guard go left!!!!!!!!
YALL CANT BEAT ME!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BKgen®
lol!!!!!!
35. Your momma is SOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN ugly her nickname is hairy pooter!!!
36.Yo momma SOOOOOO ugly she put the Boogie man outta business!!!!!!!!!!
37. Yo mama so freaky her vibrator has Vtec!
38. Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up.Quote:
Originally Posted by EG_Ryder
Quote:
Originally Posted by ultm8mind
that one is good!!!:boobies:
39. Yo momma so fat.. the bitch wakes up in sections.
40. Yo momma so dumb, when I said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and spoon.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesClues
LOL!!! good one!! :lmfao:
41. YO momma SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO big transfat runs from her!!!!
42. Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
43. Yo momma's so ugly, they used her as a prop on "Yo momma"
Whatchusaybout ma MOMMA?!!
LMA on!!!!!
44. YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
these jokes are soo easy, i guess that why they call them YO MAMA!
45. yo momma so stupid on the way to Disney World she saw a sign that said "Disney World Left" so she went home.
^^^ LOL!!