Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
Son, you can't handle grape-flavored Moonshine.

Jihad had half a pint (or less) at the Gresham drift day. He doesn't remember the event, or talking to random girls, and asking random girls if they like anal sex, and having to be wrestled to the ground later that night.


So yes, I've been holding out on you. For your own good.


Jihad is also a bitch...



And doesn't have any of your DNA...