I cant find my TV remote. I have literally flipped my entire house upside down and have no earthly idea where it is. I know i fell asleep with it on the couch last night, woke up in the middle of the night and got in my bed, now it's gone.

I'm starting to consider the possibility that maybe some skilled ninja thief broke into my house right before i got home and when they saw me pull up, they just grabbed my remote before they escaped thinking "this will fuck with him".

I have looked everywhere, i even looked in the freezer.