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  • I am a girl and have held a pissing one eyed monster.

    1 2.33%

  • I am a girl and have never held a watering shaft.

    6 13.95%

  • I am a girl and haven't but want to.

    1 2.33%

  • I am a guy and asked and recieved.

    14 32.56%

  • I am a guy and asked but didn't get the help.

    1 2.33%

  • I am a guy and that's nasty.

    8 18.60%

  • I drink pee.

    5 11.63%

  • I am a guy and I asked another guy to hold it for me.

    3 6.98%

  • I am a guy but I had my member removed.

    2 4.65%

  • I am girl and I ask my boyfriend to hold it for me.

    0 0%

  • I am a guy and I retain water.

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Thread: Girls Holding Watering Hose....(NWS Talk?)

  1. 12-14-2009, 10:32 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantooth View Post
    Yes sir. It was the house wine of the hotel. Buy and entree, get a "free" glass of wine.

    Ooo, I like you. Let's do shots!
    Not a bad deal.
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  2. 12-14-2009, 10:33 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantooth View Post
    Ooo, I like you. Let's do shots!
    I really hate salt n lime... for me, does nothin in takin the "bite" outta the patron.. jus makes it worse imo
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  3. 12-14-2009, 10:34 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK View Post
    I really hate salt n lime... for me, does nothin in takin the "bite" outta the patron.. jus makes it worse imo
    I like sugar and lime! Body shots FTW!
    Your sig gave me a seizure.

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  4. 12-14-2009, 10:34 PM #44
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    The bite?
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    found a yuengling in the fridge. success.
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    Yeah the "bite", bitterness. whatever. Lime n salt do no good.

    Never tried yuenling or however the F you spell it. I have it where I work, but haven't tried it yet.

    Best drink I've had so far was a watermelon rita at Texas Roadhouse haha sugar all ova the rim.. sooo good
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK View Post
    Yeah the "bite", bitterness. whatever. Lime n salt do no good.

    Never tried yuenling or however the F you spell it. I have it where I work, but haven't tried it yet.

    Best drink I've had so far was a watermelon rita at Texas Roadhouse haha sugar all ova the rim.. sooo good
    Try Sex With an Alligator.
    Your sig gave me a seizure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantooth View Post
    Try Sex With an Alligator.
    Been there done that, it got awkward fast, especially when I came.
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  9. 12-14-2009, 10:44 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    Been there done that, it got awkward fast, especially when I came.

    ROFL dude seriously, I've only had 4 beers and I'm startin to get a lil buzz (I don't drink beer much, and therefore get buzzed quicker) and I almost had beer comin outta my nose :p

    I'll have to try that one next time I go out... I like cement mixers for some weird reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    Been there done that, it got awkward fast, especially when I came.
    Yeah, you gotta' hold on for dear life!
    Your sig gave me a seizure.

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  11. 12-14-2009, 10:46 PM #51
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    I've found my new source of entertainment *giggle* whoreslounge all the way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK View Post
    I've found my new source of entertainment *giggle* whoreslounge all the way...
    Newbies doin' it big, ya dig? /ebonics.
    Your sig gave me a seizure.

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    I guess *shrug* Beer #5 otw...
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  14. 12-14-2009, 10:50 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK View Post
    I guess *shrug* Beer #5 otw...


    You like anal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jhadleyh View Post
    You like anal?
    Ye.......oh wait.
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    I know you do Simon I was askin the noob
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    .............where the fuck did that come from?
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    I don't like giving and/or receiving anal.
    Your sig gave me a seizure.

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    Guys...I'm so glad I'm not one..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantooth View Post
    I don't like giving and/or receiving anal.
    Me either, I prefer a nice warm wet gooey pussy. Or mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK View Post
    .............where the fuck did that come from?



    Just answer the fucking question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK View Post
    Guys...I'm so glad I'm not one..
    I'm glad I'm a guy, I don't have to be expected to take it in the ass and I also don't bleed for a week. Oh and I don't get shit in my vagina if I shat my pants.
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    who the hell says we're "expected" to take it in the ass? wow...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK View Post


    who the hell says we're "expected" to take it in the ass? wow...
    I do. You're expected to do ANYTHING a human with a dick tells you to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK View Post


    who the hell says we're "expected" to take it in the ass? wow...

    ME and if you don't take it in the ass your worthless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    Me either, I prefer a nice warm wet gooey pussy. Or mouth.
    Yo Simon! I'm really happy for you, and imma' letchu finish, but the trachea is the warmest, wettest love glove of all time, OF ALL TIME!
    Your sig gave me a seizure.

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    lol worthless is in the eye of the beholder :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    I do. You're expected to do ANYTHING a human with a dick tells you to do.

    And you're just another one of the assholes I'm glad I never dated/married/whatever'ed with :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK View Post
    lol worthless is in the eye of the beholder :p

    bend over and spread your cheeks im coming in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK View Post
    lol worthless is in the eye of the beholder :p
    We'll get along then. I'm not into buttsecks.
    Your sig gave me a seizure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK View Post
    And you're just another one of the assholes I'm glad I never dated/married/whatever'ed with :p
    LOL it was a joke I hate guys who act like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantooth View Post
    Yo Simon! I'm really happy for you, and imma' letchu finish, but the trachea is the warmest, wettest love glove of all time, OF ALL TIME!
    LOL
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    I have. They are impossible to aim!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK View Post
    Eh, not shy by any means. I just don't feel like it right now
    lies...
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    lol full of win in this thread. and there is nothing like a fine ass 38yr old milf holding my young ass shaft while i take a leak off the roof of a 5 story building filling like i got major swagga...


    oh! at the end of the day the women act like they don't have to have our shaft but when it comes down to it they would die without it
    I check sluts off my list like a maintnence man
    I drive a low is3 just so it gives me a reason to drive super slow on these rough ga roads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toxxxic View Post
    I have. They are impossible to aim!!!!

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    golden showers FTL... wtf?!?
    Drillin' switches on them bitches!

    Ridin' So Low...
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    who the hell (females) put that they want to and have held? WTF ladies? yall let me down every time!
    Drillin' switches on them bitches!

    Ridin' So Low...
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    I do. You're expected to do ANYTHING a human with a dick tells you to do.


    LOLLLLLL ftw. sadly...
    Drillin' switches on them bitches!

    Ridin' So Low...
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    Ahhh got tired n went to bed last night. Looks like you boys n girls continued the fun with the topic :p
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