I am a girl and have held a pissing one eyed monster.
I am a girl and have never held a watering shaft.
I am a girl and haven't but want to.
I am a guy and asked and recieved.
I am a guy and asked but didn't get the help.
I am a guy and that's nasty.
I drink pee.
I am a guy and I asked another guy to hold it for me.
I am a guy but I had my member removed.
I am girl and I ask my boyfriend to hold it for me.
I am a guy and I retain water.
ROFL dude seriously, I've only had 4 beers and I'm startin to get a lil buzz (I don't drink beer much, and therefore get buzzed quicker) and I almost had beer comin outta my nose :p
I'll have to try that one next time I go out... I like cement mixers for some weird reason.
Your sig gave me a seizure.
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"I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!" -Mike Tyson
I've found my new source of entertainment *giggle* whoreslounge all the way...
Your sig gave me a seizure.
- IA Management
www.facebook.com/wes.monteith
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." -Bill Cosby
"I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!" -Mike Tyson