Girls Holding Watering Hose....(NWS Talk?)

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12-14-2009, 10:32 PM
Elbow

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Originally Posted by Mantooth

Yes sir. It was the house wine of the hotel. Buy and entree, get a "free" glass of wine.

Ooo, I like you. Let's do shots!

Not a bad deal.
12-14-2009, 10:33 PM
98tegCHICK

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Originally Posted by Mantooth

Ooo, I like you. Let's do shots!

I really hate salt n lime... for me, does nothin in takin the "bite" outta the patron.. jus makes it worse imo
12-14-2009, 10:34 PM
Mantooth

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Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK

I really hate salt n lime... for me, does nothin in takin the "bite" outta the patron.. jus makes it worse imo

I like sugar and lime! Body shots FTW!
12-14-2009, 10:34 PM
Elbow

The bite?
12-14-2009, 10:35 PM
slostang

found a yuengling in the fridge. success.
12-14-2009, 10:37 PM
98tegCHICK

Yeah the "bite", bitterness. whatever. Lime n salt do no good.

Never tried yuenling or however the F you spell it. I have it where I work, but haven't tried it yet.

Best drink I've had so far was a watermelon rita at Texas Roadhouse haha sugar all ova the rim.. sooo good
12-14-2009, 10:41 PM
Mantooth

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Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK

Yeah the "bite", bitterness. whatever. Lime n salt do no good.

Never tried yuenling or however the F you spell it. I have it where I work, but haven't tried it yet.

Best drink I've had so far was a watermelon rita at Texas Roadhouse haha sugar all ova the rim.. sooo good

Try Sex With an Alligator.
12-14-2009, 10:42 PM
Elbow

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Originally Posted by Mantooth

Try Sex With an Alligator.

Been there done that, it got awkward fast, especially when I came.
12-14-2009, 10:44 PM
98tegCHICK

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Originally Posted by simontibbett

Been there done that, it got awkward fast, especially when I came.

ROFL dude seriously, I've only had 4 beers and I'm startin to get a lil buzz (I don't drink beer much, and therefore get buzzed quicker) and I almost had beer comin outta my nose :p

I'll have to try that one next time I go out... I like cement mixers for some weird reason.
12-14-2009, 10:45 PM
Mantooth

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Originally Posted by simontibbett

Been there done that, it got awkward fast, especially when I came.

Yeah, you gotta' hold on for dear life!
12-14-2009, 10:46 PM
98tegCHICK

I've found my new source of entertainment *giggle* whoreslounge all the way...
12-14-2009, 10:47 PM
Mantooth

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Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK

I've found my new source of entertainment *giggle* whoreslounge all the way...

Newbies doin' it big, ya dig? /ebonics.
12-14-2009, 10:48 PM
98tegCHICK

I guess *shrug* Beer #5 otw...
12-14-2009, 10:50 PM
jhadleyh

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Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK

I guess *shrug* Beer #5 otw...

You like anal?
12-14-2009, 10:51 PM
Elbow

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Originally Posted by jhadleyh

You like anal?

Ye.......oh wait.
12-14-2009, 10:51 PM
jhadleyh

I know you do Simon I was askin the noob
12-14-2009, 10:53 PM
98tegCHICK

.............where the fuck did that come from?
12-14-2009, 10:53 PM
Mantooth

I don't like giving and/or receiving anal.
12-14-2009, 10:54 PM
98tegCHICK

Guys...I'm so glad I'm not one..
12-14-2009, 10:54 PM
Elbow

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Originally Posted by Mantooth

I don't like giving and/or receiving anal.

Me either, I prefer a nice warm wet gooey pussy. Or mouth.
12-14-2009, 10:54 PM
jhadleyh

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Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK

.............where the fuck did that come from?

Just answer the fucking question.
12-14-2009, 10:55 PM
Elbow

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Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK

Guys...I'm so glad I'm not one..

I'm glad I'm a guy, I don't have to be expected to take it in the ass and I also don't bleed for a week. Oh and I don't get shit in my vagina if I shat my pants.
12-14-2009, 10:56 PM
98tegCHICK

:blah::blah::blah:

who the hell says we're "expected" to take it in the ass? wow...
12-14-2009, 10:58 PM
Elbow

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Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK

:blah::blah::blah:

who the hell says we're "expected" to take it in the ass? wow...

I do. You're expected to do ANYTHING a human with a dick tells you to do.
12-14-2009, 10:58 PM
jhadleyh

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Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK

:blah::blah::blah:

who the hell says we're "expected" to take it in the ass? wow...

ME and if you don't take it in the ass your worthless.
12-14-2009, 10:59 PM
Mantooth

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Originally Posted by simontibbett

Me either, I prefer a nice warm wet gooey pussy. Or mouth.

Yo Simon! I'm really happy for you, and imma' letchu finish, but the trachea is the warmest, wettest love glove of all time, OF ALL TIME!
12-14-2009, 10:59 PM
98tegCHICK

lol worthless is in the eye of the beholder :p
12-14-2009, 11:00 PM
98tegCHICK

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Originally Posted by simontibbett

I do. You're expected to do ANYTHING a human with a dick tells you to do.

And you're just another one of the assholes I'm glad I never dated/married/whatever'ed with :p
12-14-2009, 11:00 PM
jhadleyh

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Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK

lol worthless is in the eye of the beholder :p

bend over and spread your cheeks im coming in.
12-14-2009, 11:00 PM
Mantooth

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Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK

lol worthless is in the eye of the beholder :p

We'll get along then. I'm not into buttsecks.
12-14-2009, 11:01 PM
Elbow

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Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK

And you're just another one of the assholes I'm glad I never dated/married/whatever'ed with :p

LOL it was a joke I hate guys who act like that.
12-14-2009, 11:01 PM
Elbow

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Originally Posted by Mantooth

Yo Simon! I'm really happy for you, and imma' letchu finish, but the trachea is the warmest, wettest love glove of all time, OF ALL TIME!

LOL
12-15-2009, 04:04 AM
toxxxic

I have. They are impossible to aim!!!!
12-15-2009, 04:48 AM
bdydrpdmazda

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Originally Posted by 98tegCHICK

Eh, not shy by any means. I just don't feel like it right now :taun:

lies...
12-15-2009, 04:56 AM
ueyedgr8tness

lol full of win in this thread. and there is nothing like a fine ass 38yr old milf holding my young ass shaft while i take a leak off the roof of a 5 story building filling like i got major swagga...

oh! at the end of the day the women act like they don't have to have our shaft but when it comes down to it they would die without it:)
12-15-2009, 05:10 AM
Lurker

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Originally Posted by toxxxic

I have. They are impossible to aim!!!!

:love:
12-15-2009, 06:23 AM
n00bsrus

golden showers FTL... wtf?!?
12-15-2009, 06:23 AM
n00bsrus

who the hell (females) put that they want to and have held? WTF ladies? yall let me down every time!
12-15-2009, 06:35 AM
n00bsrus

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Originally Posted by simontibbett

I do. You're expected to do ANYTHING a human with a dick tells you to do.

LOLLLLLL ftw. sadly...
12-15-2009, 07:42 AM
98tegCHICK

Ahhh got tired n went to bed last night. Looks like you boys n girls continued the fun with the topic :p

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