When you're that famous, no down low is low enough.
When you're that famous, no down low is low enough.
man idc about tiger wood's life.. all i know is this: NIKE FEEDS HIM!!! NO MATTER WAT!!!!! ALL HE GOT TO DO IS MAKE HIMSELF APPEAR IN ANYTHING!! INCLUDIN GILLETTES COMERCIALS.. TIGER WOODS= NIKE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT HE MEANS NIKE. HE SLEEPS, WALKS, EAT, AND SHOWERS IN NIKE. HE ALREADY GOT IT MADE.. THE MONEY PRIZES IN GOLF TOURNAMENTS? THOSE ARE A BONUS NIKE GIVES HIM MORE MONEY THAN WAT HE EVER MADE IN GOLF. HIM CHEATIN OR DO SUMTHIN STUPID ABOUT HIS LIFE IS MORE PUBLICITY.. TRUST ME NIKE IS LOVIN WAT HE DID LOL MAKES THEIR BRAND OUTSTAND EVEN MORE
90 mil in endorsements last year - and no1 is gonna drop him trust me. He's money in the bank.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
As was mentioned before in this thread - the media plays to the ratings. always.
...and it's a crying shame. Nightly news has become the Jerry Springer show.
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Originally Posted by BABY J
90mil to bad his wife going to get 75% of that if they split way's
I check sluts off my list like a maintnence man
I drive a low is3 just so it gives me a reason to drive super slow on these rough ga roads.
No she won't. B/c she's not going anywhere.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
damn right, but most ppl are losers which is the reason why shit like that even gets aired in the first place. Same reason ppl read the tabloids and watch those fake ass reality shows, lol
When you are as "wholesome and clean cut" as Tiger Woods was thought to , this kind of story is BIG NEWS to people that have the attention span of a gnat.
Money will never be a problem for him i think hes made over 1 billion so far. But its a huge story because of the type of person he was portrayed to be. Same thing happened with Kobe. These guys were supposed to be the new breed of athlete, faithful, commited, couldnt do any wrong, etc.
At the end of the day they are all human. I can understand him wanting it to be kept secret but he has to know all that does is make TMZ dig DEEPER, not stop investigating.
As a celebrity he knew that one day this could happen.
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you make perfect sense, but I think all men who commit adultery think they're going to get away with it...
i cant imagine how he thinks a person of his stature with as much money as he has could possibly get away with having an affair, let alone SEVERAL.
All he is is $$$$$$$ , bitches love that.
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This is why you don't date outside of your "social" status. If he only fucked w/ millionaire bitches instead of waitresses and shit then the 6 figures waived in their faces by networks and shit would be laughed at by these hoes. A rich bitch would be like "TMZ stop harassing me - I don't know Tiger from anywhere other than TV". LOL
If you have a lady - and you wanna cheat, play by MY rules and you'll be good to go.
1) 12$ phone from Walgreen's (TracFone) that stays powered off until YOU power it up and want some ass. No personal voice message - use the pre-recorded shit.
2) Never put a number in that phone. EVER. I have a file called Server I.P addresses that looks like IPs but are actually numbers. Any1 snooping will not be interested in my "work" shit.
3) We fuck when I wanna fuck, not when you want to. That means I call you. You don't have permission to call me... bc pussy doesn't talk on the phone.. it gets fucked.
4) My homeboy gets the room for me - he pays cash. You're not invited to my house... I'm not invited to yours. HOE-tels are for hoes, hoe!!
5) Never park your car on the hotel side facing the street... and never park it in front of the door to your room.
6) Create an email address on a public computer. Share the password with her. Create emails and save it in the DRAFTS folder. (DO NOT SEND IT). She checks the drafts folder and gets the message then deletes. NEVER SEND EMAILS/TEXTS - if u do, use the TracFone
Shit sounds like overkill but so is a bitch walking away w/ half of what I have earned and acquired in my life. LOL
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
you should write a book
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I worked at Cheyenne Mountain (intelligence). When we were zeriong on on the Taliban it took a week or longer to get a Federal tap -- and we had to have a man on the inside to even get the number we wanted tapped.
These fuckers used pre-paid phones to do all of their dirt. They kept the phones for 2 weeks... then destroyed them and got new ones. We had NOTHING. But where they fucked up was using that phone to call numbers that NEVER changed... like their wives at home, or suppliers where they got shit from. Once we had those landlines tapped we didn't need to keep up w/ 130 new pre-paid phones... we'd just wait until they fucked up and called home ... which they never failed us. LOL.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
Not only that --- I put my time in being a whore when I was in the military - LOL. I'm sorry for the women I hurt and a few marriages I fucked up - lol. But I'm not sorry for the things I learned.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
you see the front page of yahoo lol!! if it is true then i say he should just pay her ass and leave... But i find it hard to believe some 1 has got info like that from them.
I check sluts off my list like a maintnence man
I drive a low is3 just so it gives me a reason to drive super slow on these rough ga roads.
Successful black men when are you going to learn!!!!
WHITE WOMEN= BAD NEWS.
fuck if hes gonna cheat around , hes obviously not getting something at home. I would just pay her the 5 million and walk away.Elin and Tiger Woods had a prenuptial agreement, as expected. The couple is undergoing marital counseling, as you'd also expect. And now The Daily Beast is reporting that Elin Woods is renegotiating that prenup to get an immediate $5 million payout from her husband and as much as $55 million more to stay with him for two more years.
The initial prenup was worth $20 million after 10 years of marriage. However, the Chicago Sun-Times' Bill Zwecker has reported that Elin Woods will receive an immediate payment "into an account she alone controls," and that the 10-year timeframe -- which began when they married in 2004 -- has been shortened and the value increased "substantially."
The Daily Beast quotes "a lawyer familiar with the couple's negotiations" in reporting that the term of the prenup has been shortened to seven years, and that a series of staggered payments could increase the total value to $75 million.
But apparently there's also a behavioral component to all this: Elin Woods must "be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story."
It's important to note that to date, there's no concrete evidence that Elin Woods has ever been anything but the perfectly dutiful golf wife. I'm sure the Woodses would like nothing more than to portray domestic calm to the world, and Elin Woods now apparently has several million more reasons to do just that.
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Hahahhahhaaa awwww
Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
the smart thing is never marry these women anyway.
why do i need paperwork for an extended bf/gf relationship?
if i knew what i know now,I would have never even contemplated something so wretched as marriage.
u sir are correct that women is not even worth the 5million she is a 7-10 in the scale of women he could have.Not to mention that would have money and not need his
I check sluts off my list like a maintnence man
I drive a low is3 just so it gives me a reason to drive super slow on these rough ga roads.
Got this from another forum
What do Tiger Woods and Baby Seals have in common?
Both are clubbed by Scandinavians.
What's the difference between a Cadillac and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
We now see that Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway.
What do the Ryder Cup and Tiger's house have in common?
They are both places where Tiger gets beat by Europeans.
Today, Ping Golf announced it is signing Ms. Woods to a multi-million dollar naming and endorsement deal for it's new line of women's fairway woods. Their new slogan; "Elin Woods - clubs you can beat Tiger with"
He's not a tiger...he's a cheetah!
Of course, he blamed it on a problem with his Escalade.
Whenever a golfer hits a tree, he ALWAYS blames it on his Caddie.
After the crash Tiger Woods car still worked, except it goes putt , putt, putt!
Tough year for tiger. 2nd time he has been beaten by a nine iron
A sign you've got WAY too much money: Not only does your home arcade pinball machine consist of your driveway, an Escalade, fire hydrant, tree, and angry wife swinging a golf club, you think you'll never end up becoming the ball.
It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.
Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They were clubbing.
Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.
Why did Tiger leave the house so early?
He had a 2:30 tree time.
Q:Why did Tiger take the Cadillac?
A:Because he can't get the Buick Open anymore.
What was the first thing Tiger said to his wife after putting the Escalade into a Tree?
"Can I improve my lie?"
Q:What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge?
A: He can back up his pitching wedge.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. I guess he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Apparently his lovers complained he used too few strokes to get the job done, and that he would always insist on playing the "back nine".
I've always said there is not real "point" of getting married.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
Tiger Woods Yall.
When you're at the top, where else is left to go? Oh yeah...
Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
This made my day.
http://www.dump.com/2009/12/03/sad-p...woods-debacle/
Mr. Woods is a dick anyways. My pops works with high profile big wigs at Home Depot. One of those "big wigs" got to meet him at a charity event and had nothing good to say. Chi Chi Rodriguez was much nicer btw. lol
Last edited by dorin48; 12-04-2009 at 10:08 AM.
Of course, he blamed it on a problem with his Escalade.
Whenever a golfer hits a tree, he ALWAYS blames it on his Caddie.
That one is great lol.
Anyways his wife is cute, and for people that cheat on their significant other and they are in a good relationship should get the boot. She should take the money she will get (I heard over 5 million in the prenup and more) then she can come date me a real gentleman lol.
I guess it depends on who you talk to. Some people have bad days. I know a couple of people that have met him and had nothing but good things to say.
We can sit here and Joke about Tiger..But I can't really sit here and jump on this bandwagon..
I mean, Dude is a rich.. has all the fine pussy in the world.. ..
^ Exactly cause right now I am willing to bet he is fucking some fine ass pussy that pretty much all of us will only dream about having.
You know better; next time will be a ban.
^^^ IDK - Baby J done put down some bomb ass chicas. Just sayin.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
so what happened with woods again? i hardly watch the news....
6 different women have come forward now , saying they had affairs with him. I bet there is a lot more that were paid off....
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^^ Doubt they were paid off. But that they are just REAL women and know that what happens in the bedroom is between you and whoever else was in there.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
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