you should write a bookOriginally Posted by BABY J
This is why you don't date outside of your "social" status. If he only fucked w/ millionaire bitches instead of waitresses and shit then the 6 figures waived in their faces by networks and shit would be laughed at by these hoes. A rich bitch would be like "TMZ stop harassing me - I don't know Tiger from anywhere other than TV". LOL
If you have a lady - and you wanna cheat, play by MY rules and you'll be good to go.
1) 12$ phone from Walgreen's (TracFone) that stays powered off until YOU power it up and want some ass. No personal voice message - use the pre-recorded shit.
2) Never put a number in that phone. EVER. I have a file called Server I.P addresses that looks like IPs but are actually numbers. Any1 snooping will not be interested in my "work" shit.
3) We fuck when I wanna fuck, not when you want to. That means I call you. You don't have permission to call me... bc pussy doesn't talk on the phone.. it gets fucked.
4) My homeboy gets the room for me - he pays cash. You're not invited to my house... I'm not invited to yours. HOE-tels are for hoes, hoe!!
5) Never park your car on the hotel side facing the street... and never park it in front of the door to your room.
6) Create an email address on a public computer. Share the password with her. Create emails and save it in the DRAFTS folder. (DO NOT SEND IT). She checks the drafts folder and gets the message then deletes. NEVER SEND EMAILS/TEXTS - if u do, use the TracFone
Shit sounds like overkill but so is a bitch walking away w/ half of what I have earned and acquired in my life. LOL
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