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    Default Toilet Sitting...Which Way?

    Which way do you sit when taking a poo?

    Facing the back of the toilet or facing away from the toilet reverse cowgirl style?

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    u need help. and lots of it.
    cadi cts rollin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by u8myore0 View Post
    u need help. and lots of it.
    Says the girl with a car in her sig on cement blocks and no wheels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    Says the girl with a car in her sig on cement blocks and no wheels.

    haha... it has wheels ON THE WAY. : )
    cadi cts rollin.

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    I poop in the sink

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    I poop in the sink
    My ex use to do that, FUCKING WEIRD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    My ex use to do that, FUCKING WEIRD.
    WHOA, BUT IT COULD B A TURN-ON... U KNO...

    CHASE ->>>
    WHAT MATTERS

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    Quote Originally Posted by blaknoize View Post
    WHOA, BUT IT COULD B A TURN-ON... U KNO...
    Find out...she's on this site....

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    Find out...she's on this site....

    I'm passing that offer, I'm sorry. She may b a bit much for me, but in e-world, yes

    CHASE ->>>
    WHAT MATTERS

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    I'm a rebel. I sit facing forward.

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    I poop in the shower and just stuff it down the drain with my toes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    I poop in the shower and just stuff it down the drain with my toes.
    I did that when I was like fifteen haha. I had to go BAD and just couldn't make it to the toilet without blowing the bathroom up. So just let it shoot out all over the shower. It was really wet and not much thick chunky type stuff so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    I poop in the shower and just stuff it down the drain with my toes.
    You too? I thought I was the only one that did this.

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    ^^^ explains alot!

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    No wonder you guys have plumbing problems! You're doing it wrong.

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    haha feels so warm between meh toes lololol

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    you sick fucks lol

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    Nasty, George! I don't want no chocolate milkshakes in the shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EM1toEVO View Post
    Nasty, George! I don't want no chocolate milkshakes in the shower.
    Jackoff on it too and you have chocolate vanilla swirl.

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    lol hey once you try it, it isnt so bad. Just dont want any corn stuck in your toe nails. lololol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    lol hey once you try it, it isnt so bad. Just dont want any corn stuck in your toe nails. lololol
    I'm gonna puke, lol.

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    haha or use an enema and re enact your favorite tub girl pic lulz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    haha or use an enema and re enact your favorite tub girl pic lulz
    Been there done that, made me feel cold inside.

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    holy shit...

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    Shit is nasty in here!!


    Also, if you sit backwards you will leave tire marks all over that bitch


    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    i have never heard of anyone shitting backwards...

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    I was about to make waffles.
    Then I read this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roche View Post
    I was about to make waffles.
    Then I read this thread.
    this shit, literally, does not bother me.

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    I have no words to say after reading all of this. *sighs*
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    Ima shit on these walls Ray!

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    I have never AC-Slated the toilet.. Although my friends and I always joke about "hey I'm gonna go take a dump, you wanna come AC-Slate me?"

    Just think about that for a second..You're sitting on the toilet facing forwards, and some dude comes and sits backward on your lap and shits between your legs...

    FUCK I was about to eat..

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    Fowards for me

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    I shit on her chest

    Its slow... I promise

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    I JUST LAUGHED MY DICK OFF @ THIS. WHAT THE FUCK SIMON.


    BACKWARDS IS GOOD FOR WHEN YOU REALLY GOTTA TAKE A POWERSHIT, IT GIVES YOU THE REST OF THE TOILET TO HOLD ON TO FOR SUPPORT/BRACING/PRAYER WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THAT DEMON TURD OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE. PLUS IF ITS DIARRHEA ITS MORE LIKELY TO SPLATTER ON INNER RIM OF THE SHITTER SO YOU CAN WOFT IN THE SMELL OF YOUR CHOCOLATE MAN JUICE BETTER, BECAUSE LETS BE HONEST, WE ALL LIKE OUR OWN BRAND, DON'T DENY IT. LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE WORN A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT AND YOU GO TO SNIFF IT AND IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE THREW UP AND WASHED IT IN BABY SHIT.. BUT THE SICK PART OF YOU INSIDE KINDDAA WANTS TO SMELL AGAIN. YEAH WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. RIGHT?
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    I JUST LAUGHED MY DICK OFF @ THIS. WHAT THE FUCK SIMON.


    BACKWARDS IS GOOD FOR WHEN YOU REALLY GOTTA TAKE A POWERSHIT, IT GIVES YOU THE REST OF THE TOILET TO HOLD ON TO FOR SUPPORT/BRACING/PRAYER WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THAT DEMON TURD OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE. PLUS IF ITS DIARRHEA ITS MORE LIKELY TO SPLATTER ON INNER RIM OF THE SHITTER SO YOU CAN WOFT IN THE SMELL OF YOUR CHOCOLATE MAN JUICE BETTER, BECAUSE LETS BE HONEST, WE ALL LIKE OUR OWN BRAND, DON'T DENY IT. LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE WORN A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT AND YOU GO TO SNIFF IT AND IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE THREW UP AND WASHED IT IN BABY SHIT.. BUT THE SICK PART OF YOU INSIDE KINDDAA WANTS TO SMELL AGAIN. YEAH WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. RIGHT?
    One thing I deeply love about you is that you say everything that's true but nobody wants to say.

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    This thread brings the lulz.

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    I don't sit on a the pot....

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    No luxury toilet for me.

    I use the out house.

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    this thread has made me laugh through every post i saw. damn.... good day
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