Which way do you sit when taking a poo?
Facing the back of the toilet or facing away from the toilet reverse cowgirl style?
Toilet Sitting...Which Way?
Which way do you sit when taking a poo?
Facing the back of the toilet or facing away from the toilet reverse cowgirl style?
u need help. and lots of it.
cadi cts rollin.
Says the girl with a car in her sig on cement blocks and no wheels.Originally Posted by u8myore0
I poop in the sink
My ex use to do that, FUCKING WEIRD.
Says the girl with a car in her sig on cement blocks and no wheels.
haha... it has wheels ON THE WAY. : )
cadi cts rollin.
I'm a rebel. I sit facing forward.
I poop in the shower and just stuff it down the drain with my toes.
^^^ explains alot!
I did that when I was like fifteen haha. I had to go BAD and just couldn't make it to the toilet without blowing the bathroom up. So just let it shoot out all over the shower. It was really wet and not much thick chunky type stuff so...
You too? I thought I was the only one that did this.
No wonder you guys have plumbing problems! You're doing it wrong.
haha feels so warm between meh toes lololol
you sick fucks lol
Nasty, George! I don't want no chocolate milkshakes in the shower.
lol hey once you try it, it isnt so bad. Just dont want any corn stuck in your toe nails. lololol
I'm gonna puke, lol.
Jackoff on it too and you have chocolate vanilla swirl.
haha or use an enema and re enact your favorite tub girl pic lulz
Been there done that, made me feel cold inside.
holy shit...
Shit is nasty in here!!
Also, if you sit backwards you will leave tire marks all over that bitch
i have never heard of anyone shitting backwards...
I was about to make waffles.
Then I read this thread.
this shit, literally, does not bother me.
I have no words to say after reading all of this. *sighs*
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
Ima shit on these walls Ray!
I have never AC-Slated the toilet.. Although my friends and I always joke about "hey I'm gonna go take a dump, you wanna come AC-Slate me?"
Just think about that for a second..You're sitting on the toilet facing forwards, and some dude comes and sits backward on your lap and shits between your legs...
FUCK I was about to eat..
Fowards for me
I shit on her chest
Its slow... I promise
I JUST LAUGHED MY DICK OFF @ THIS. WHAT THE FUCK SIMON.
BACKWARDS IS GOOD FOR WHEN YOU REALLY GOTTA TAKE A POWERSHIT, IT GIVES YOU THE REST OF THE TOILET TO HOLD ON TO FOR SUPPORT/BRACING/PRAYER WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THAT DEMON TURD OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE. PLUS IF ITS DIARRHEA ITS MORE LIKELY TO SPLATTER ON INNER RIM OF THE SHITTER SO YOU CAN WOFT IN THE SMELL OF YOUR CHOCOLATE MAN JUICE BETTER, BECAUSE LETS BE HONEST, WE ALL LIKE OUR OWN BRAND, DON'T DENY IT. LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE WORN A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT AND YOU GO TO SNIFF IT AND IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE THREW UP AND WASHED IT IN BABY SHIT.. BUT THE SICK PART OF YOU INSIDE KINDDAA WANTS TO SMELL AGAIN. YEAH WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. RIGHT?
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I don't sit on a the pot....
this thread has made me laugh through every post i saw. damn.... good day
No luxury toilet for me.
I use the out house.
who needs toilets???? and i usualy go poop in the neighbors front steps or beside there mail box to switch it up
i poo regular style..
i went camping in north ga mountains one time and i had to shit so bad. I ran up a hill so no one could see me and i found a tractor in the middle of the woods and shit on the tire.. it was horrible.
dude nemisis, holy shit you make me laugh
toilets are for pussies!
Paul "your bullshit makes the flowers grow"
lmao reading through this thread!
damn, i want that penis
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