Toilet Sitting...Which Way?

[Elbow]

I JUST LAUGHED MY DICK OFF @ THIS. WHAT THE FUCK SIMON.


BACKWARDS IS GOOD FOR WHEN YOU REALLY GOTTA TAKE A POWERSHIT, IT GIVES YOU THE REST OF THE TOILET TO HOLD ON TO FOR SUPPORT/BRACING/PRAYER WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THAT DEMON TURD OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE. PLUS IF ITS DIARRHEA ITS MORE LIKELY TO SPLATTER ON INNER RIM OF THE SHITTER SO YOU CAN WOFT IN THE SMELL OF YOUR CHOCOLATE MAN JUICE BETTER, BECAUSE LETS BE HONEST, WE ALL LIKE OUR OWN BRAND, DON'T DENY IT. LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE WORN A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT AND YOU GO TO SNIFF IT AND IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE THREW UP AND WASHED IT IN BABY SHIT.. BUT THE SICK PART OF YOU INSIDE KINDDAA WANTS TO SMELL AGAIN. YEAH WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. RIGHT?

One thing I deeply love about you is that you say everything that's true but nobody wants to say.

[RedEj8]

This thread brings the lulz.