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Thread: Toilet Sitting...Which Way?

  1. 12-02-2009, 01:55 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    I JUST LAUGHED MY DICK OFF @ THIS. WHAT THE FUCK SIMON.


    BACKWARDS IS GOOD FOR WHEN YOU REALLY GOTTA TAKE A POWERSHIT, IT GIVES YOU THE REST OF THE TOILET TO HOLD ON TO FOR SUPPORT/BRACING/PRAYER WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THAT DEMON TURD OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE. PLUS IF ITS DIARRHEA ITS MORE LIKELY TO SPLATTER ON INNER RIM OF THE SHITTER SO YOU CAN WOFT IN THE SMELL OF YOUR CHOCOLATE MAN JUICE BETTER, BECAUSE LETS BE HONEST, WE ALL LIKE OUR OWN BRAND, DON'T DENY IT. LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE WORN A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT AND YOU GO TO SNIFF IT AND IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE THREW UP AND WASHED IT IN BABY SHIT.. BUT THE SICK PART OF YOU INSIDE KINDDAA WANTS TO SMELL AGAIN. YEAH WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. RIGHT?
    One thing I deeply love about you is that you say everything that's true but nobody wants to say.
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  2. 12-02-2009, 03:44 PM #42
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    This thread brings the lulz.
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  3. 12-02-2009, 07:47 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    My ex use to do that, FUCKING WEIRD.
    WHOA, BUT IT COULD B A TURN-ON... U KNO...

    CHASE ->>>     WHAT MATTERS
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  4. 12-02-2009, 07:49 PM #44
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  5. 12-02-2009, 07:51 PM #45
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    I've never powershitted.... but looks like I got a plan

    CHASE ->>>     WHAT MATTERS
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  6. 12-02-2009, 08:11 PM #46
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    I have never taken a shit - is that weird?
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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  7. 12-02-2009, 08:12 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by blaknoize View Post
    WHOA, BUT IT COULD B A TURN-ON... U KNO...
    Find out...she's on this site....
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  8. 12-02-2009, 08:16 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    Find out...she's on this site....

    I'm passing that offer, I'm sorry. She may b a bit much for me, but in e-world, yes

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