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  1. 11-19-2009, 12:54 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    Mediocre is what you call your existence. How hungry are you to wanna suck a load from my pant snake, Jade? Concentrate on your little bitch boy Catnip - for you are close to making him meltdown. Once you've overcome that meatshield little fuck come play with Ol' Daddy.

    While your fingers are busy at work come play the skin flute with that big mouth. It will dance for you if you're nice to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03 View Post
    no 5.6"... gag on it :boobies:
    How am I supposed to gag on something that small?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade* View Post
    How am I supposed to gag on something that small?
    Im out..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade* View Post
    How am I supposed to gag on something that small?

    You should teach Catnip how to deepthroat. I hear Evil Goat's a little upset that his attempts at it have ended up with throwup all over his junk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade* View Post
    How am I supposed to gag on something that small?
    Oh, sorry. I meant 5.6 around... I guess you are right though. Can't gag on what doesn't even fit in. step your cookies up


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    Mediocre is what you call your existence. How hungry are you to wanna suck a load from my pant snake, Jade? Concentrate on your little bitch boy Catnip - for you are close to making him meltdown. Once you've overcome that meatshield little fuck come play with Ol' Daddy.

    While your fingers are busy at work come play the skin flute with that big mouth. It will dance for you if you're nice to it.
    Pant snake? Really?

    Show me a snake that is 5.6" inches long and I'll show you a baby.

    Show me a picture of your cock and I'll show you a picture of a babies cock.

    I don't see why someone would brag about having a small cock. That is like someone at the gym bragging about bench pressing 105lbs. You wear long sleeve shirts so people don't see your scrawny arms and laugh, just like you probably wear boxers instead of boxers briefs.

    Because unlike WWI you don't have a battle of the bulge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    You should teach Catnip how to deepthroat. I hear Evil Goat's a little upset that his attempts at it have ended up with throwup all over his junk.
    Again, 5.6 inches doesn't have to be deepthroated. It can be normal throated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade* View Post
    Pant snake? Really?

    Show me a snake that is 5.6" inches long and I'll show you a baby.

    Show me a picture of your cock and I'll show you a picture of a babies cock.

    I don't see why someone would brag about having a small cock. That is like someone at the gym bragging about bench pressing 105lbs. You wear long sleeve shirts so people don't see your scrawny arms and laugh, just like you probably wear boxers instead of boxers briefs.

    Because unlike WWI you don't have a battle of the bulge.

    Cuma-cuma-cuma whaaa??!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade* View Post
    Pant snake? Really?

    Show me a snake that is 5.6" inches long and I'll show you a baby.

    Show me a picture of your cock and I'll show you a picture of a babies cock.

    I don't see why someone would brag about having a small cock. That is like someone at the gym bragging about bench pressing 105lbs. You wear long sleeve shirts so people don't see your scrawny arms and laugh, just like you probably wear boxers instead of boxers briefs.

    Because unlike WWI you don't have a battle of the bulge.
    The heat, has been brought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade* View Post
    Again, 5.6 inches doesn't have to be deepthroated. It can be normal throated.

    I sad
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    Jade is a guy.
    Jason..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.. View Post
    Jade is a guy.
    A transsexual?
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    What about black guys?
    PIC TOO BIG
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_0_Rusty View Post
    A transsexual?
    Like an AE..
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  15. 11-19-2009, 01:09 PM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.. View Post
    Like an AE..
    Right! A guy posting as a female. An AE tranny.
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  16. 11-19-2009, 01:10 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by 95alty View Post
    What about black guys?

    Black people usually tend to be confused about shit. Their doo-rags are probably on too tight, which cuts off circulation to their brains.

    Haaaha oh lawd
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    I still remember your thread about me getting IMPORTchic ass... LOL
    IM sure there are a few guys that have talked shit to you, but are chasing behind importchic...lol
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  18. 11-19-2009, 01:13 PM #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.. View Post
    Like an AE..
    no, the mods would've caught it by now.
    Way Too Big

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_0_Rusty View Post
    Right! A guy posting as a female. An AE tranny.
    You had me at Hello!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glides View Post
    You had me at Hello!
    DAMN, john up in this bitch



    and I happen to like smaller boobs.

    just sayin'

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    You haven't told anyone that those are my boobs in your avatar right? Wouldn't want people going crazy or anything...I know how you get jealous
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxbckiexx View Post
    no, the mods would've caught it by now.
    ..
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    Jade is my nutsack's alter ego.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    Black people usually tend to be confused about shit. Their doo-rags are probably on too tight, which cuts off circulation to their brains.

    Haaaha oh lawd
    LO fuckingL
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    Quote Originally Posted by NissanTun3r View Post
    1) who are you, and are you hot?

    2) yes he is a pathetic non pussy getting bitch, like most ppl on here lulz

    3) If you're hot I would like to get your number and maybe call you or text you, that is, if you don't have a bf...btw this is not me, this is a friends screen name, and this never happened lulz
    man when the fuck did you decide to come back
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    Quote Originally Posted by Te72Rob View Post
    man when the fuck did you decide to come back
    LOOK OUT!
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    Let's see what happens next...

    need shoes for your car? http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/...4#post39046234
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    Quote Originally Posted by FAM0U5 View Post
    Let's see what happens next...
    Sex...wait nevermind.
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    Someone send a PM with link to this thread. I wanna see his response.
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    I found this, which was done about a week ago. Wonder if it has anything to do with what this thread is about?

    Check Me Out
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    probably not, hes trying to hide the fact that it was him.

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    I don't see what the point of making this thread is, if you're not gonna show your fucking tits?

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    For anyone who thinks this is an AE, I'll tell you it is NOT.

    I have done IP checks and not one even comes close to it. And there is no one that I would cover for in this so it is a legit name. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lankhoss View Post
    I don't see what the point of making this thread is, if you're not gonna show your fucking tits?

    I concur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    There's no Amy Jade Marie from Etowah High School c/o '05, '06, '07
    What about '04?
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    el oh el
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    I just read through all 6 pages hoping to see a post from Captain Pathetic himself...









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    The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet.
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    thats fked up man.... This isn't funny... QD just pmed me about this
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    Shit, I am owned when it isn't even me.... Idiots also put a blog of me on importatlanta.com
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    HAHAHAH HEY AXIX, YOU GETTIN DAT INTERNET PUSSEH???!
    Way Too Big

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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