The ballad of Axix23 and his attempt to swoon me via PMs...

[Maniacc]

5.6 out of 10?

Way to strive to be mediocre.

Mediocre is what you call your existence. How hungry are you to wanna suck a load from my pant snake, Jade? Concentrate on your little bitch boy Catnip - for you are close to making him meltdown. Once you've overcome that meatshield little fuck come play with Ol' Daddy.

While your fingers are busy at work come play the skin flute with that big mouth. It will dance for you if you're nice to it.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Mediocre is what you call your existence. How hungry are you to wanna suck a load from my pant snake, Jade? Concentrate on your little bitch boy Catnip - for you are close to making him meltdown. Once you've overcome that meatshield little fuck come play with Ol' Daddy.

While your fingers are busy at work come play the skin flute with that big mouth. It will dance for you if you're nice to it.

[Jade*]

Mediocre is what you call your existence. How hungry are you to wanna suck a load from my pant snake, Jade? Concentrate on your little bitch boy Catnip - for you are close to making him meltdown. Once you've overcome that meatshield little fuck come play with Ol' Daddy.

While your fingers are busy at work come play the skin flute with that big mouth. It will dance for you if you're nice to it.

Pant snake? Really?

Show me a snake that is 5.6" inches long and I'll show you a baby.

Show me a picture of your cock and I'll show you a picture of a babies cock.

I don't see why someone would brag about having a small cock. That is like someone at the gym bragging about bench pressing 105lbs. You wear long sleeve shirts so people don't see your scrawny arms and laugh, just like you probably wear boxers instead of boxers briefs.

Because unlike WWI you don't have a battle of the bulge.

[Maniacc]

Pant snake? Really?

Show me a snake that is 5.6" inches long and I'll show you a baby.

Show me a picture of your cock and I'll show you a picture of a babies cock.

I don't see why someone would brag about having a small cock. That is like someone at the gym bragging about bench pressing 105lbs. You wear long sleeve shirts so people don't see your scrawny arms and laugh, just like you probably wear boxers instead of boxers briefs.

Because unlike WWI you don't have a battle of the bulge.

Cuma-cuma-cuma whaaa??!!

[Double_0_Rusty]

Pant snake? Really?

Show me a snake that is 5.6" inches long and I'll show you a baby.

Show me a picture of your cock and I'll show you a picture of a babies cock.

I don't see why someone would brag about having a small cock. That is like someone at the gym bragging about bench pressing 105lbs. You wear long sleeve shirts so people don't see your scrawny arms and laugh, just like you probably wear boxers instead of boxers briefs.

Because unlike WWI you don't have a battle of the bulge.

The heat, has been brought.