The ballad of Axix23 and his attempt to swoon me via PMs...

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11-19-2009, 12:54 PM
Double_0_Rusty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maniacc

Mediocre is what you call your existence. How hungry are you to wanna suck a load from my pant snake, Jade? Concentrate on your little bitch boy Catnip - for you are close to making him meltdown. Once you've overcome that meatshield little fuck come play with Ol' Daddy.

While your fingers are busy at work come play the skin flute with that big mouth. It will dance for you if you're nice to it.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
11-19-2009, 12:55 PM
Jade*

Quote:

Originally Posted by SicStang03

no 5.6"... gag on it :boobies:

How am I supposed to gag on something that small?
11-19-2009, 12:56 PM
Jason..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jade*

How am I supposed to gag on something that small?

Im out..
11-19-2009, 12:57 PM
Maniacc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jade*

How am I supposed to gag on something that small?

You should teach Catnip how to deepthroat. I hear Evil Goat's a little upset that his attempts at it have ended up with throwup all over his junk.
11-19-2009, 12:58 PM
SicStang03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jade*

How am I supposed to gag on something that small?

Oh, sorry. I meant 5.6 around... I guess you are right though. Can't gag on what doesn't even fit in. step your cookies up
11-19-2009, 12:58 PM
Jade*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maniacc

Mediocre is what you call your existence. How hungry are you to wanna suck a load from my pant snake, Jade? Concentrate on your little bitch boy Catnip - for you are close to making him meltdown. Once you've overcome that meatshield little fuck come play with Ol' Daddy.

While your fingers are busy at work come play the skin flute with that big mouth. It will dance for you if you're nice to it.

Pant snake? Really?

Show me a snake that is 5.6" inches long and I'll show you a baby.

Show me a picture of your cock and I'll show you a picture of a babies cock.

I don't see why someone would brag about having a small cock. That is like someone at the gym bragging about bench pressing 105lbs. You wear long sleeve shirts so people don't see your scrawny arms and laugh, just like you probably wear boxers instead of boxers briefs.

Because unlike WWI you don't have a battle of the bulge.
11-19-2009, 12:59 PM
Jade*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maniacc

You should teach Catnip how to deepthroat. I hear Evil Goat's a little upset that his attempts at it have ended up with throwup all over his junk.

Again, 5.6 inches doesn't have to be deepthroated. It can be normal throated.
11-19-2009, 01:01 PM
Maniacc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jade*

Pant snake? Really?

Show me a snake that is 5.6" inches long and I'll show you a baby.

Show me a picture of your cock and I'll show you a picture of a babies cock.

I don't see why someone would brag about having a small cock. That is like someone at the gym bragging about bench pressing 105lbs. You wear long sleeve shirts so people don't see your scrawny arms and laugh, just like you probably wear boxers instead of boxers briefs.

Because unlike WWI you don't have a battle of the bulge.

Cuma-cuma-cuma whaaa??!!
11-19-2009, 01:01 PM
Double_0_Rusty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jade*

Pant snake? Really?

Show me a snake that is 5.6" inches long and I'll show you a baby.

Show me a picture of your cock and I'll show you a picture of a babies cock.

I don't see why someone would brag about having a small cock. That is like someone at the gym bragging about bench pressing 105lbs. You wear long sleeve shirts so people don't see your scrawny arms and laugh, just like you probably wear boxers instead of boxers briefs.

Because unlike WWI you don't have a battle of the bulge.

The heat, has been brought.
11-19-2009, 01:02 PM
Maniacc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jade*

Again, 5.6 inches doesn't have to be deepthroated. It can be normal throated.

I sad :(
11-19-2009, 01:02 PM
Jason..

Jade is a guy.
11-19-2009, 01:05 PM
Double_0_Rusty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason..

Jade is a guy.

A transsexual?
11-19-2009, 01:07 PM
95alty

What about black guys?
11-19-2009, 01:08 PM
Jason..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double_0_Rusty

A transsexual?

Like an AE..
11-19-2009, 01:09 PM
Double_0_Rusty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason..

Like an AE..

Right! A guy posting as a female. An AE tranny.
11-19-2009, 01:10 PM
Maniacc

Quote:

Originally Posted by 95alty

What about black guys?

Black people usually tend to be confused about shit. Their doo-rags are probably on too tight, which cuts off circulation to their brains.

Haaaha oh lawd
11-19-2009, 01:11 PM
JITB

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catnip

I still remember your thread about me getting IMPORTchic ass... LOL

IM sure there are a few guys that have talked shit to you, but are chasing behind importchic...lol
11-19-2009, 01:13 PM
xxbckiexx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason..

Like an AE..

no, the mods would've caught it by now.
11-19-2009, 01:15 PM
Glides

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double_0_Rusty

Right! A guy posting as a female. An AE tranny.

You had me at Hello!
11-19-2009, 01:17 PM
Ziptied

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Originally Posted by Glides

You had me at Hello!

DAMN, john up in this bitch

and I happen to like smaller boobs.

just sayin'
11-19-2009, 01:18 PM
Jason..

:ninja:

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

no, the mods would've caught it by now.

:ninja:..
11-19-2009, 01:19 PM
Maniacc

Jade is my nutsack's alter ego.
11-19-2009, 01:21 PM
Jason..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maniacc

Black people usually tend to be confused about shit. Their doo-rags are probably on too tight, which cuts off circulation to their brains.

Haaaha oh lawd

LO fuckingL
11-19-2009, 01:23 PM
Me86Rob

Quote:

Originally Posted by NissanTun3r

1) who are you, and are you hot?

2) yes he is a pathetic non pussy getting bitch, like most ppl on here lulz

3) If you're hot I would like to get your number and maybe call you or text you, that is, if you don't have a bf...btw this is not me, this is a friends screen name, and this never happened lulz

man when the fuck did you decide to come back :(
11-19-2009, 01:25 PM
Jason..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Te72Rob

man when the fuck did you decide to come back :(

LOOK OUT!
11-19-2009, 01:33 PM
FAM0U5

Let's see what happens next...
11-19-2009, 01:33 PM
Jason..

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAM0U5

Let's see what happens next...

Sex...wait nevermind.
11-19-2009, 01:44 PM
FasTech

Someone send a PM with link to this thread. I wanna see his response.
11-19-2009, 01:49 PM
Skorcher

I found this, which was done about a week ago. Wonder if it has anything to do with what this thread is about?

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/...d.php?t=263254
11-19-2009, 01:55 PM
csmiths

probably not, hes trying to hide the fact that it was him.
11-19-2009, 02:41 PM
Lankhoss

I don't see what the point of making this thread is, if you're not gonna show your fucking tits?
11-19-2009, 02:44 PM
quickdodge®

For anyone who thinks this is an AE, I'll tell you it is NOT.

I have done IP checks and not one even comes close to it. And there is no one that I would cover for in this so it is a legit name. Later, QD.
11-19-2009, 02:50 PM
xxbckiexx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lankhoss

I don't see what the point of making this thread is, if you're not gonna show your fucking tits?

I concur.

Reveal thy mammaries are fare thee well.
11-19-2009, 02:51 PM
Echonova

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catnip

There's no Amy Jade Marie from Etowah High School c/o '05, '06, '07

What about '04?
11-19-2009, 04:22 PM
b@d @pple

el oh el
11-19-2009, 05:51 PM
03RCode

I just read through all 6 pages hoping to see a post from Captain Pathetic himself...

...I are disappoint.
11-19-2009, 06:59 PM
One_Bad_SHO

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet.
11-20-2009, 12:31 PM
Axix23

thats fked up man.... This isn't funny... QD just pmed me about this
11-20-2009, 12:31 PM
Axix23

Shit, I am owned when it isn't even me.... Idiots also put a blog of me on importatlanta.com
11-20-2009, 12:32 PM
xxbckiexx

HAHAHAH HEY AXIX, YOU GETTIN DAT INTERNET PUSSEH???!

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