THINGS YOU LEARNED THE HARD WAY ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX

**RL...** · 06-17-2009, 09:01 PM

When it comes to sex, girls are worst than guys in every way. Girls are freakier and want it just as much as guys do...Not that it's a bad thing....

And a lot of the girls here in ga, are straight up materialistic, gold diggin hoes!

**The Ninja** · 06-17-2009, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by NissanTun3r

When it comes to sex, girls are worst than guys in every way. Girls are freakier and want it just as much as guys do...Not that it's a bad thing....

And a lot of the girls here in ga, are straight up materialistic, gold diggin hoes!

So that is why you catch.

**DynamicSound** · 06-17-2009, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by StreetHazard

also, not all girls take care of their pee holes... some look like they have cedar trees between their legs, and smell something ferocious. ewww

WOW

**LizBiz** · 06-17-2009, 09:11 PM

A guy will say all kinds of stuff to get you in bed. It's like being the only antelope in Africa. Thirsty bitches.

**DynamicSound** · 06-17-2009, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by WTF?

also they dont like it when you say another girls name

When I was engaged at 17...I f'd up and called another girls name twice in the same night.

**The Ninja** · 06-17-2009, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by LizBiz

A guy will say all kinds of stuff to get you in bed. It's like being the only antelope in Africa. Thirsty bitches.

A chick will say anything to get you bend to their will. Hungry hoes.

**The Ninja** · 06-17-2009, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by DynamicSound

When I was engaged at 17...I f'd up and called another girls name twice in the same night.

So you fucked up 3 times.

**DynamicSound** · 06-17-2009, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by The Ninja

So you fucked up 3 times.

Basically

**BB1_Luda** · 06-17-2009, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by The Ninja

All women are attention whores: in the sense that all they want is attention. Maybe not a lot, but they want it when you aren't giving it to them.

Absolutely.

Originally Posted by cgEvan

No means anal.

**Miranda** · 06-17-2009, 09:43 PM

Penis =/= orgasm

**stillaneon** · 06-17-2009, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by Miranda

Penis =/= orgasm

Damn Miranda.

**MongolPup** · 06-17-2009, 09:51 PM

Chea.

**LizBiz** · 06-17-2009, 09:53 PM

Wear protection.....

**SL33P3R** · 06-17-2009, 10:54 PM

Do not laugh when she queefs....shit I thought it was funny

**You_Wish** · 06-17-2009, 11:28 PM

^^ i think its funny as hell.. but it kinda turns me off..

**ducky1177** · 06-17-2009, 11:57 PM

^2 except more than kinda
ruins everything

**90_ACCORD** · 06-17-2009, 11:59 PM

ha every single woman has "Trust issues"

whats up with that?

**03RCode** · 06-18-2009, 12:17 AM

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

**SL33P3R** · 06-18-2009, 12:25 AM

Sometimes I keep my dick in to keep the queef from coming out, i hear it hurts

**§treet_§peed** · 06-18-2009, 12:37 AM

never trust any female.... the end

**qwick** · 06-18-2009, 12:46 AM

Man argues by using logic pertaining to the specific subject he is arguing about. Women argues using everything you have ever done wrong, regardless if it pertains to the original subject or not.

Most men speak when they have something to say. All woman speak cause they like the sound of their own voice.

**§treet_§peed** · 06-18-2009, 12:48 AM

hence all females lie

**SL33P3R** · 06-18-2009, 01:01 AM

All females are sluts, some are just more secretive

All girls are freaks and want to be pounded hard and choked

Preachers daughters are the biggest freaks

**0p7!mu5** · 06-18-2009, 01:08 AM

while its totally ok for them to talk about the cast of twilight, tyreese, orlando bloom, ect. GOD FORBID YOU EVEN MENTION ANY GIRL HOTTER THAN HER!

Whatever a girl says she likes to do in a relationship initally will never happen pst the 90 day period because then they stop doing everything

Females will always have that one friend who is ugly or just an asshole and is jealous of her for being with you. her purpose: to sabotage the entire relationship to make her as unhappy as she is. Typically its usally the "best friend" who knows all about you.

Girls who have no friends at all should be strictly used for fuck buddy relationships. you cant save her. Dont try. she's probably going to get attached to your friends and when you break up try to sleep with them or fuck your shit up.

Assume that most females you meet between the ages of 18-26 are not worthy of being in a relationship with. Half of them do not know what they want until after they have a kid or get beaten half to death first.

If a girl is overweight when you meet her expect her to not do anything about it what so ever. I can't tell you the amount that want to lose weight yet refuse to go to a gym or do anything physical about it and bitch to you for them not doing anything.

If she's quiet, anti social, and doesnt give it up all of a sudden for longer than a week or two consider it over, about to be over, or she is cheating. I have only seen one time when it was something legit.

if she is adamant about you not meeting her friend, chances are she's hot, saw your picture and would probably do you and your girl knows and is tryin to prevent it.

as chris rock said, " When a guy see's a girl he like that has a man he says ' Gee I want a girl just like her'. When a girl shes a guy she likes that has a girl she say ' I want HIM and I'LL KILL ANY BITCH IN THIS ROOM TO GET HIM!!'"

just my few words of wisdom..

**Alan®** · 06-18-2009, 02:45 AM

Originally Posted by 0p7!mu5

while its totally ok for them to talk about the cast of twilight, tyreese, orlando bloom, ect. GOD FORBID YOU EVEN MENTION ANY GIRL HOTTER THAN HER!

Whatever a girl says she likes to do in a relationship initally will never happen pst the 90 day period because then they stop doing everything

Females will always have that one friend who is ugly or just an asshole and is jealous of her for being with you. her purpose: to sabotage the entire relationship to make her as unhappy as she is. Typically its usally the "best friend" who knows all about you.

Girls who have no friends at all should be strictly used for fuck buddy relationships. you cant save her. Dont try. she's probably going to get attached to your friends and when you break up try to sleep with them or fuck your shit up.

Assume that most females you meet between the ages of 18-26 are not worthy of being in a relationship with. Half of them do not know what they want until after they have a kid or get beaten half to death first.

If a girl is overweight when you meet her expect her to not do anything about it what so ever. I can't tell you the amount that want to lose weight yet refuse to go to a gym or do anything physical about it and bitch to you for them not doing anything.

If she's quiet, anti social, and doesnt give it up all of a sudden for longer than a week or two consider it over, about to be over, or she is cheating. I have only seen one time when it was something legit.

if she is adamant about you not meeting her friend, chances are she's hot, saw your picture and would probably do you and your girl knows and is tryin to prevent it.

as chris rock said, " When a guy see's a girl he like that has a man he says ' Gee I want a girl just like her'. When a girl shes a guy she likes that has a girl she say ' I want HIM and I'LL KILL ANY BITCH IN THIS ROOM TO GET HIM!!'"

just my few words of wisdom..

QFMFT! REPS

**blaknoize** · 06-18-2009, 02:48 AM

If u blow a womans advances off, she works even harder for ur attention. Once u acknowledge her advances, she disregards u.

ODD

**StreetHazard** · 06-18-2009, 07:58 AM

^^^^^ the truf

**Elbow** · 06-18-2009, 08:03 AM

-Girls actually fart and take shits...
-Girls fart out their vagina too.

**You_Wish** · 06-18-2009, 08:13 AM

^^ its a bit nasty lol but so true

**StreetHazard** · 06-18-2009, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by simontibbett

-Girls actually fart and take shits...
-Girls fart out their vagina too.

repped for honesty

**StreetHazard** · 06-18-2009, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by MongolPup

Chea.

This Shit!

Uuuuuurrrgggh. All I need to know about the wearer of that shirt is told to me by her choice in self expression via the t-shirt. I wanna meet her in public so she can run home weeping. Her mother will ask “Who made my slutty little angel cry?” She’ll reply “S-s-some unshaven malcontent in h-h-his thirties! He called me a fake ass post punk douche bag who’s stock is completely devalued!”

**You_Wish** · 06-18-2009, 09:49 AM

i hate when bitches think they have you whipped and then you tell then they must be smoking some good crack to think that then hang up on them.. then they call back and say im sorry baby.. i love you hahahaahahahahaha im whipped?? i think its the other way around..

**Hektik** · 06-18-2009, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by nreggie454

All women are completely crazy and irrational.

this man speaks the truth

Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Do not laugh when she queefs....shit I thought it was funny

the pussy is talking to ya, son

**redblackfan** · 06-18-2009, 01:04 PM

bros come before hoes

**StreetHazard** · 06-18-2009, 02:22 PM

this thread needs more pics and visuals! im at work....ill see what I can do when I get home

**csmiths** · 06-18-2009, 03:12 PM

Girl farts stink because they are evil inside.

**lanning** · 06-18-2009, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by cgEvan

No means anal.

lulz troof

**You_Wish** · 06-18-2009, 03:39 PM

girls do have control though...

wish i was that lucky

**WTF?** · 06-18-2009, 04:31 PM

^ only in certain situations

**StreetHazard** · 06-18-2009, 06:52 PM

fuck it

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