THINGS YOU LEARNED THE HARD WAY ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX

**StreetHazard** · 06-17-2009, 05:24 PM

Discuss....

**StreetHazard** · 06-17-2009, 05:25 PM

ill start it off

if a girl is unhappy, she will fuck around. lucky for me, i was the guy that she fucked around with, but once her boyfriend found out and dumped her, she wanted him back...

also, not all girls take care of their pee holes... some look like they have cedar trees between their legs, and smell something ferocious. ewww

**dabuilding** · 06-17-2009, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by StreetHazard

ill start it off

if a girl is unhappy, she will fuck around. lucky for me, i was the guy that she fucked around with, but once her boyfriend found out and dumped her, she wanted him back...

also, not all girls take care of their pee holes... some look like they have cedar trees between their legs, and smell something ferocious. ewww

your fuckin with the wrong hoes homie

**The Ninja** · 06-17-2009, 05:28 PM

Women love to ask questions that they already know the answer to just to see how you answer it and see your reaction.

All women are attention whores: in the sense that all they want is attention. Maybe not a lot, but they want it when you aren't giving it to them.

Satisfaction is blasphemy in WomanWorld.

**Catnip** · 06-17-2009, 05:30 PM

They're fucking bitches.

9/10 of them, anyways.

**StreetHazard** · 06-17-2009, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by dabuilding

your fuckin with the wrong hoes homie

you dont know untill its too late! your already in to deep when you find that shit out....

like if you you take a womans bra off and she has inverted nipples or some shit. its not like she's wearing a shirt that says "HEY FUCKERS I GOT INVERTED NIPPLES"

and another thing I noticed is that women have very little control (or simply don't care) when they are pissing. they literally spray the fuck out of their snatch and the surrounding area and thighs and then wipe up afterwards.

nobody told me about this shit

**Gutling** · 06-17-2009, 05:31 PM

they don't like it in the eye like porn stars

**The Ninja** · 06-17-2009, 05:31 PM

Women love to talk: If its not about their business, its someone elses.

Every girl thinks she has a platinum pussy.

**nismo_92** · 06-17-2009, 05:32 PM

lol

Originally Posted by dabuilding

your fuckin with the wrong hoes homie

**nreggie454** · 06-17-2009, 05:32 PM

All women are completely crazy and irrational.

**Catnip** · 06-17-2009, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by nreggie454

All women are completely crazy and irrational.

LOL.

Look up "women" in the dictionary, he just quoted.

**dabuilding** · 06-17-2009, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by StreetHazard

you dont know untill its too late! your already in to deep when you find that shit out....

like if you you take a womans bra off and she has inverted nipples or some shit. its not like she's wearing a shirt that says "HEY FUCKERS I GOT INVERTED NIPPLES"

and another thing I noticed is that women have very little control (or simply don't care) when they are pissing. they literally spray the fuck out of their snatch and the surrounding area and thighs and then wipe up afterwards.

nobody told me about this shit

i can deal with inverted nipples because im not putting my dick in there but nasty smellin/lookin snatch is where u stand up and say "WAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!!!!!" and simply walk away

**The Ninja** · 06-17-2009, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by The Ninja

Women love to talk: If its not about their business, its someone elses.

Every girl thinks she has a platinum pussy.

QFTMFT

**nismo_92** · 06-17-2009, 05:33 PM

lol repps

Originally Posted by dabuilding

i can deal with inverted nipples because im not putting my dick in there but nasty smellin/lookin snatch is where u stand up and say "WAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!!!!!" and simply walk away

**StreetHazard** · 06-17-2009, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by nreggie454

All women are completely crazy and irrational.

and they dont like it when you surprise them with anal sex. im already back there...what the fuck did you expect me to do?

**dabuilding** · 06-17-2009, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by StreetHazard

and they dont like it when you surprise them with anal sex. im already back there...what the fuck did you expect me to do?

maybe she thought u were going to tell her shes pretty?.....from behind

**One_Bad_SHO** · 06-17-2009, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by The Ninja

Women love to talk: If its not about their business, its someone elses.

Every girl thinks she has a platinum pussy.

On average women say 7,000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000.

**Catnip** · 06-17-2009, 05:39 PM

No means anal.

**StreetHazard** · 06-17-2009, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by dabuilding

maybe she thought u were going to tell her shes pretty?.....from behind

maybe she did! i think thats just silly

woman "ohh this closeness is wonderful"

me "I wonder if she'll get mad if I stick it up her ass"

woman "ohhh this feels good, hes so caring, such a great ending to a perfect night"

me "maybe NOW! no not now her hips kinda shifted I think shes uncomfortable"

woman "GOD I hope he keeps this up! im about to cum"

me "OK NOW RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"

**dabuilding** · 06-17-2009, 05:45 PM

lmao^

**The Ninja** · 06-17-2009, 05:50 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StreetHazard again.

**StreetHazard** · 06-17-2009, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by The Ninja

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StreetHazard again.

**ATL_EG** · 06-17-2009, 06:01 PM

they are as trustworthy as opossums

**StreetHazard** · 06-17-2009, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by Gutling

they don't like it in the eye like porn stars

X2

ohhh and another thing I noticed, black girls get PISSED if you cum in their hair...like violently pissed off like I just killed her cat

its just cum, calm the fuck down

**Blitanicle99** · 06-17-2009, 06:11 PM

1. Most girls love giving head, they will admit it. (Some girls are freaks son)

2. If you fart just a little bit when your balls deep, you might just shit yourself.

**You_Wish** · 06-17-2009, 07:44 PM

when im getting road head i head towards the bumps and speed up fast.
k thanks

Edit : they dont like that but i dont care

**TheGrillMan** · 06-17-2009, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by You_Wish

when im getting road head i head towards the bumps and speed up fast.
k thanks

Edit : they dont like that but i dont care

LOLOLOLOLOL

**MongolPup** · 06-17-2009, 08:07 PM

It's still rape, EVEN IF she doesn't remember.

**StreetHazard** · 06-17-2009, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by MongolPup

It's still rape, EVEN IF she doesn't remember.

and THAT is a lesson learned the hard way

**1d10t** · 06-17-2009, 08:22 PM

No matter how many guys she says shes been with, multiply that number by 3

**WTF?** · 06-17-2009, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by You_Wish

when im getting road head i head towards the bumps and speed up fast.
k thanks

Edit : they dont like that but i dont care

not your mom she loves it

**WTF?** · 06-17-2009, 08:25 PM

also they dont like it when you say another girls name

**WTF?** · 06-17-2009, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by Blitanicle99

1. Most girls love giving head, they will admit it. (Some girls are freaks son)

2. If you fart just a little bit when your balls deep, you might just shit yourself.

whats funny is when they suck they think they are awsome at it

**1d10t** · 06-17-2009, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by WTF?

also they dont like it when you say another girls name

Its called the bucking bonco. While your on top whisper another girls name in her ear and see how long you can hang on!! lol

**StreetHazard** · 06-17-2009, 08:29 PM

^^^^ this thread is so full of win!...im very pleased with myself

**You_Wish** · 06-17-2009, 08:34 PM

i absoFREAKINGlutly hate when they get super super wet and into it and then is like hold on i got to go pee... like really i mean fucking REALLY!!

**You_Wish** · 06-17-2009, 08:36 PM

all that work for fucking nothing she whipe away all the nice worm jusice i have been working on for the past 20minutes.

**WTF?** · 06-17-2009, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by 1d10t

Its called the bucking bonco. While your on top whisper another girls name in her ear and see how long you can hang on!! lol

i just tell them i have some type of std....shit gets crazy :idb:

**1d10t** · 06-17-2009, 08:48 PM

LOL reps

**One_Bad_SHO** · 06-17-2009, 08:58 PM

Sounds like there's a lot of virgins in here.

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