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    Default THINGS YOU LEARNED THE HARD WAY ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX

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    ill start it off

    if a girl is unhappy, she will fuck around. lucky for me, i was the guy that she fucked around with, but once her boyfriend found out and dumped her, she wanted him back...

    also, not all girls take care of their pee holes... some look like they have cedar trees between their legs, and smell something ferocious. ewww

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    Quote Originally Posted by StreetHazard
    ill start it off

    if a girl is unhappy, she will fuck around. lucky for me, i was the guy that she fucked around with, but once her boyfriend found out and dumped her, she wanted him back...

    also, not all girls take care of their pee holes... some look like they have cedar trees between their legs, and smell something ferocious. ewww
    your fuckin with the wrong hoes homie
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    Quote Originally Posted by dabuilding
    your fuckin with the wrong hoes homie
    you dont know untill its too late! your already in to deep when you find that shit out....

    like if you you take a womans bra off and she has inverted nipples or some shit. its not like she's wearing a shirt that says "HEY FUCKERS I GOT INVERTED NIPPLES"

    and another thing I noticed is that women have very little control (or simply don't care) when they are pissing. they literally spray the fuck out of their snatch and the surrounding area and thighs and then wipe up afterwards.

    nobody told me about this shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by StreetHazard
    you dont know untill its too late! your already in to deep when you find that shit out....

    like if you you take a womans bra off and she has inverted nipples or some shit. its not like she's wearing a shirt that says "HEY FUCKERS I GOT INVERTED NIPPLES"

    and another thing I noticed is that women have very little control (or simply don't care) when they are pissing. they literally spray the fuck out of their snatch and the surrounding area and thighs and then wipe up afterwards.

    nobody told me about this shit
    i can deal with inverted nipples because im not putting my dick in there but nasty smellin/lookin snatch is where u stand up and say "WAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!!!!!" and simply walk away
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    lol repps
    Quote Originally Posted by dabuilding
    i can deal with inverted nipples because im not putting my dick in there but nasty smellin/lookin snatch is where u stand up and say "WAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!!!!!" and simply walk away
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    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by dabuilding
    your fuckin with the wrong hoes homie
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    Quote Originally Posted by StreetHazard
    also, not all girls take care of their pee holes... some look like they have cedar trees between their legs, and smell something ferocious. ewww
    WOW
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    Women love to ask questions that they already know the answer to just to see how you answer it and see your reaction.

    All women are attention whores: in the sense that all they want is attention. Maybe not a lot, but they want it when you aren't giving it to them.

    Satisfaction is blasphemy in WomanWorld.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ninja
    All women are attention whores: in the sense that all they want is attention. Maybe not a lot, but they want it when you aren't giving it to them.
    Absolutely.
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    No means anal.

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    They're fucking bitches.


    9/10 of them, anyways.
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    they don't like it in the eye like porn stars
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gutling
    they don't like it in the eye like porn stars
    X2

    ohhh and another thing I noticed, black girls get PISSED if you cum in their hair...like violently pissed off like I just killed her cat

    its just cum, calm the fuck down

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    1. Most girls love giving head, they will admit it. (Some girls are freaks son)

    2. If you fart just a little bit when your balls deep, you might just shit yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitanicle99
    1. Most girls love giving head, they will admit it. (Some girls are freaks son)

    2. If you fart just a little bit when your balls deep, you might just shit yourself.
    whats funny is when they suck they think they are awsome at it

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    Women love to talk: If its not about their business, its someone elses.


    Every girl thinks she has a platinum pussy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ninja
    Women love to talk: If its not about their business, its someone elses.


    Every girl thinks she has a platinum pussy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ninja
    Women love to talk: If its not about their business, its someone elses.


    Every girl thinks she has a platinum pussy.
    On average women say 7,000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000.

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    All women are completely crazy and irrational.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nreggie454
    All women are completely crazy and irrational.
    LOL.

    Look up "women" in the dictionary, he just quoted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nreggie454
    All women are completely crazy and irrational.
    and they dont like it when you surprise them with anal sex. im already back there...what the fuck did you expect me to do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StreetHazard
    and they dont like it when you surprise them with anal sex. im already back there...what the fuck did you expect me to do?
    maybe she thought u were going to tell her shes pretty?.....from behind
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    Quote Originally Posted by dabuilding
    maybe she thought u were going to tell her shes pretty?.....from behind
    maybe she did! i think thats just silly

    woman "ohh this closeness is wonderful"

    me "I wonder if she'll get mad if I stick it up her ass"

    woman "ohhh this feels good, hes so caring, such a great ending to a perfect night"

    me "maybe NOW! no not now her hips kinda shifted I think shes uncomfortable"

    woman "GOD I hope he keeps this up! im about to cum"

    me "OK NOW RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by nreggie454
    All women are completely crazy and irrational.
    this man speaks the truth

    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Do not laugh when she queefs....shit I thought it was funny
    the pussy is talking to ya, son
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    No means anal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    No means anal.
    lulz troof
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    girls do have control though...


    wish i was that lucky
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    lmao^
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StreetHazard again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ninja
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StreetHazard again.



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    when im getting road head i head towards the bumps and speed up fast.
    k thanks






    Edit : they dont like that but i dont care
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    Quote Originally Posted by You_Wish
    when im getting road head i head towards the bumps and speed up fast.
    k thanks






    Edit : they dont like that but i dont care

    LOLOLOLOLOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by You_Wish
    when im getting road head i head towards the bumps and speed up fast.
    k thanks






    Edit : they dont like that but i dont care
    not your mom she loves it

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    It's still rape, EVEN IF she doesn't remember.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    It's still rape, EVEN IF she doesn't remember.
    and THAT is a lesson learned the hard way

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    No matter how many guys she says shes been with, multiply that number by 3



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    also they dont like it when you say another girls name

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTF?
    also they dont like it when you say another girls name
    Its called the bucking bonco. While your on top whisper another girls name in her ear and see how long you can hang on!! lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by 1d10t
    Its called the bucking bonco. While your on top whisper another girls name in her ear and see how long you can hang on!! lol
    i just tell them i have some type of std....shit gets crazy :idb:

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