Serious Question....

**Sammich** · 04-15-2009, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by SL33P3R

But do you always start pissing then start pushing?

SRSLY...I DO IT DURING..BUT IF I REMEMBER...ITS SOMETIMES BEFORE AND SOMETIMES AFTER...MORE AFTER THO, CUZ WHEN I GOTA HARD SHIT..I GOTA FORCE IT THEN I TINKLE LOL WUT

**SL33P3R** · 04-15-2009, 04:03 PM

Do you piss before you shit or after? I think I can seriously not drink anything for a week and STILL piss before I shit. Is there a reserve tank I dont know about?

**SL33P3R** · 04-15-2009, 04:04 PM

EDIT:

Double post, but seriously

**Crazy Asian** · 04-15-2009, 04:10 PM

OOO during sex have you farted?

Or better yet during sex did your girl queef while in the midst of you slamming her?

**SL33P3R** · 04-15-2009, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

OOO during sex have you farted?

Or better yet during sex did your girl queef while in the midst of you slamming her?

Yes about the queefing. Most girls will queef if you are fucking them from the back. My girl says it hurts? I dont know, sounded like a smokers cough to me

**Sammich** · 04-15-2009, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

OOO during sex have you farted?

Or better yet during sex did your girl queef while in the midst of you slamming her?

NOT YET....BUT I FEEL ITS COMING...I KNOW I HAD TO SHIT ONE TIME WHILE FUKIN...DIDNT KNOW IF I CAME OR SHITTED...EITHER WAY IT FELT GOOD

**oneSLOWex** · 04-15-2009, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Sammich

NOT YET....BUT I FEEL ITS COMING...I KNOW I HAD TO SHIT ONE TIME WHILE FUKIN...DIDNT KNOW IF I CAME OR SHITTED...EITHER WAY IT FELT GOOD

hahahahaha OMFG

**oneSLOWex** · 04-15-2009, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

Or better yet during sex did your girl queef while in the midst of you slamming her?

Ive had this happen before....it always fucks me up LOL

**Crazy Asian** · 04-15-2009, 04:14 PM

HAHAHAH I can imagine the scenario playing out:

Girl: Oh baby fuck me harder. Oh GOD YES!!!
Girl: ~poof~
Guy: WTFUDGE WAS THAT????!!!!
Guy: GTFO. ~punts girl over bed~

**SL33P3R** · 04-15-2009, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

HAHAHAH I can imagine the scenario playing out:

Girl: Oh baby fuck me harder. Oh GOD YES!!!
Girl: ~poof~
Guy: WTFUDGE WAS THAT????!!!!
Guy: GTFO. ~punts girl over bed~

There's deff a

moment. I had to think again and wonder if that was me or her pussy. I mean it couldve slipped out while i was grunting

**Sammich** · 04-15-2009, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

HAHAHAH I can imagine the scenario playing out:

Girl: Oh baby fuck me harder. Oh GOD YES!!!
Girl: ~poof~
Guy: WTFUDGE WAS THAT????!!!!
Guy: GTFO. ~punts girl over bed~

that slut

**oneSLOWex** · 04-15-2009, 04:16 PM

i found it quite amusing and made it do it again LOL she got mad though

Ed · 04-15-2009, 04:17 PM

yeah..ive heard it hurts...

queefing ftl.

i always LOL and it ruins the moment... she usually laughs too, then we get back at it.

:idb:

"It stopped being funny when air comes out the vagina"

**Sammich** · 04-15-2009, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by Ed

"It stopped being funny when air comes out the vagina"

**SL33P3R** · 04-15-2009, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by Ed

yeah..ive heard it hurts...

queefing ftl.

i always LOL and it ruins the moment... she usually laughs too, then we get back at it.

:idb:

"It stopped being funny when air comes out the vagina"

Some people think its gross. Ive been with my girl for almost 2 years so nothing she does is gross to me at all. But if it was some random bitch, Id prolly have to open the door

**oneSLOWex** · 04-15-2009, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Some people think its gross. Ive been with my girl for almost 2 years so nothing she does is gross to me at all. But if it was some random bitch, Id prolly have to open the door

**oneSLOWex** · 04-15-2009, 04:18 PM

WUT

**Crazy Asian** · 04-15-2009, 04:20 PM

Oh man how about when you start to take her clothes off and you spot a massive brown spot on her underwear. I would say not tonight honey.

**oneSLOWex** · 04-15-2009, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

Oh man how about when you start to take her clothes off and you spot a massive brown spot on her underwear. I would say not tonight honey.

Never had this happen....but if it did.....HOLLA!

**SL33P3R** · 04-15-2009, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

Oh man how about when you start to take her clothes off and you spot a massive brown spot on her underwear. I would say not tonight honey.

My girl seriously has the prettiest asshole Ive ever seen......is that possible to call a girls balloon knot pretty?....

oh well, hers looks like she hasnt taken a shit in her life.... lucky bitch

**oneSLOWex** · 04-15-2009, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by SL33P3R

My girl seriously has the prettiest asshole Ive ever seen......is that possible to call a girls balloon knot pretty?....

oh well, hers looks like she hasnt taken a shit in her life.... lucky bitch

thats a good thing lol she prob takes care of herself like she should

**Sammich** · 04-15-2009, 04:26 PM

i dont believe her hole looks like that...i would like some proof

**oneSLOWex** · 04-15-2009, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Sammich

i dont believe her hole looks like that...i would like some proof

x2

Pics.....or.....

**SL33P3R** · 04-15-2009, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Sammich

i dont believe her hole looks like that...i would like some proof

I wish I could show you. But I dont know of any girl, whos not a porn star, would enjoy their boyfriends taking pictures of their asshole

**SL33P3R** · 04-15-2009, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by oneSLOWex

thats a good thing lol she prob takes care of herself like she should

I wish all girls were like that. My girl could run 5 miles, and I could eat her out and it wouldnt smell or taste like anything. I need to think about marriage!

**Sammich** · 04-15-2009, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by SL33P3R

I wish all girls were like that. My girl could run 5 miles, and I could eat her out and it wouldnt smell or taste like anything. I need to think about marriage!

i'd like to...nevermind i dont wanna smell anything that has the potential to put me in a coma

Like the girls in your sig?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn, sssssssssssssssssssss

themz 'gettin fuked up' words

**oneSLOWex** · 04-15-2009, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by SL33P3R

I wish all girls were like that. My girl could run 5 miles, and I could eat her out and it wouldnt smell or taste like anything. I need to think about marriage!

legs not touching FTMFW

**Sammich** · 04-15-2009, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

Oh man how about when you start to take her clothes off and you spot a massive brown spot on her underwear. I would say not tonight honey.

only the ugly bitches u fuk w/ have this situation

**SL33P3R** · 04-15-2009, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by Sammich

only the ugly bitches u fuk w/ have this situation

Like the girls in your sig?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn, sssssssssssssssssssss

**oneSLOWex** · 04-15-2009, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Like the girls in your sig?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn, sssssssssssssssssssss

hai.....buckwheat was the only ugly one

**Crazy Asian** · 04-15-2009, 04:30 PM

I wonder how guys like to watch girls poo?

**Sammich** · 04-15-2009, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

I wonder how guys like to watch girls poo?

um...u must be speaking personally...cuz 2girls 1cup was disfukingusting

**SL33P3R** · 04-15-2009, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

I wonder how guys like to watch girls poo?

It took me a year and a half to get my girlfriend to even fart in front of me. If she takes a shit at my place, she turns the sink on so I cant hear. She seriously thinks Im gonna have my ear to the door listening. HAHAHA

**Sammich** · 04-15-2009, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by SL33P3R

It took me a year and a half to get my girlfriend to even fart in front of me. If she takes a shit at my place, she turns the sink on so I cant hear. She seriously thinks Im gonna have my ear to the door listening. HAHAHA

im past that...keep that fukin nasty ass fart to urself..shit aint attractive..that or burpin..fuk that lol

**SL33P3R** · 04-15-2009, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Sammich

im past that...keep that fukin nasty ass fart to urself..shit aint attractive..that or burpin..fuk that lol

If your with a girl for so long who the fuck cares. If I can do it in front of her she can do it in front of me. Who fucking cares. I liked keeping the mentality that girls dont take shits, but unfortunately I know that is now false

**oneSLOWex** · 04-15-2009, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by SL33P3R

If your with a girl for so long who the fuck cares. If I can do it in front of her she can do it in front of me. Who fucking cares. I liked keeping the mentality that girls dont take shits, but unfortunately I know that is now false

WTF...girls DONT shit or fart lol

**oneSLOWex** · 04-15-2009, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

I wonder how guys like to watch girls poo?

HAIL NAW!

WUT?

**Sammich** · 04-15-2009, 04:34 PM

BITCH YO PUSSY TASTE LIKE A STALE PENNY

If your with a girl for so long who the fuck cares. If I can do it in front of her she can do it in front of me. Who fucking cares. I liked keeping the mentality that girls dont take shits, but unfortunately I know that is now false

I DO FART AROUND HER...BUT COINCIDENTLY EVERYTIME I FART AROUND HER ITS SILENT OR THE MUSIC IS UP IN TEH CAR AND SHE CANT HEAR IT....BUT SHE EVENTUALLY SMELLS IT

PS..GIRLS SHIT?

**oneSLOWex** · 04-15-2009, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by Sammich

BITCH YO PUSSY TASTE LIKE A STALE PENNY

taste like a stepped on 1969 penny

**SL33P3R** · 04-15-2009, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by oneSLOWex

taste like a stepped on 1969 penny

Do you agree. Im telling you thats a true statement. If you are unsure, please put the cleanest coins you have in your pocket in your mouth for a couple seconds. It should bring back good times

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